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    Senior Member Duke of Kent's Avatar
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    CHUCK NORRIS!!! on fox sports

    http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5331874

    Scroll down about 3/4ths of the page, in the middle. Chuck Norris himself confirms the myths.

    AMAZING.
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    Let's Go! SilentShifter's Avatar
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    I don't know how all this Chuck Norris stuff began but its everywhere and its FUNNY!!

    Just simply funny!


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    Behind EVERYone!!! baj32161's Avatar
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    Well I have to admit...THAT was funny!!
    “A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence. ”

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    That is dam funny!!! He was a good sport about it too!
    Just Do It..

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    That is awesome.

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    Studs Terkel Johnny_Monkey's Avatar
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    Is he a cyclist?

    If not shouldn't this be foo?

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    One of my favs: When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny_Monkey
    Is he a cyclist?

    If not shouldn't this be foo?
    Well, he does challenge Lance Armstrong to a, um, contest. And his tears cure cancer, (even though Chuck Norris never cries) so isn't that close enough?

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    Chuck Norris can fly. This is because gravity doesn't mess with Chuck Norris.

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    Theodore Roosevelt's idol TheKillerPenguin's Avatar
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    Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

    Chuck Norris doesn't write, words assemble themselves into sentences out of fear.
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    Warrior Cyclist cycle17's Avatar
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    How dare someone mention that this thread be moved! Do you want Chuck Norris to hunt you down and round house kick you?! LOL
    Just Do It..

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    Quote Originally Posted by cycle17
    How dare someone mention that this thread be moved! Do you want Chuck Norris to hunt you down and round house kick you?! LOL
    Ummm.. Chuck Norris doesn't hunt. sheesh.
    Bring the pain.

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    Warrior Cyclist cycle17's Avatar
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    Oh sorry... come to your home and round house you. That's better right? :-)
    Just Do It..

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    Yes
    Bring the pain.

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    Chuck Norris spit this one time with so much force that it went back in time and killed a man. Sadly, he was at the grassy knoll when this happened.
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    That darn Yankee TexasGuy's Avatar
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    http://video.msn.com/v/us/dw.htm?p=3...rts_Top%20News

    theres the actual link
    lmao
    hahah
    omg
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    If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, you may be only moments from death.

    Les Douleurs de la Mort. :: Sed fugit interea fugit irreparabile tempus.

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    Mmmm, Blue Salsa.... BubbaDog's Avatar
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    Great poll on the FoxSports Initiator webpage:

    Which myth about tough guy Chuck Norris is most likely to be true:

    1 - No chin under his beard, only another fist

    2 - Doesn't churn butter, roundhouse kicks cow

    3 - Downed fighter plane with finger, yelling 'Bang!'

    4 - Only man to ever beat a brick wall in tennis

    5 - House has no doors, only walls he walks through


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    Must be too many people going after it now.....it is "loading....." FOREVER!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    Must be too many people going after it now.....it is "loading....." FOREVER!
    loaded up nice and fast (instantly) for me

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    That darn Yankee TexasGuy's Avatar
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    Maybe Fox didnt play florida AT &T for "faster connections" so they are delaying them
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Chairman of the Bored catatonic's Avatar
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    Maybe the slowness has something to do with Global Warming.

    Oh, and Duke Sucks.
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    By-Tor...or the Snow Dog? hi565's Avatar
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    wait,I don't get it. The article I got was about kid cheering a brokeback mountain cheer.

    what?
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    Theodore Roosevelt's idol TheKillerPenguin's Avatar
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    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

    Johnny Cash once shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Chuck Norris once nuked the city of Reno just to toast his Pop-Tart.
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    By-Tor...or the Snow Dog? hi565's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
    Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

    Johnny Cash once shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Chuck Norris once nuked the city of Reno just to toast his Pop-Tart.
    hahah that last one is great...
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