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Old 02-15-06, 01:27 AM   #1
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CHUCK NORRIS!!! on fox sports

http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/5331874

Scroll down about 3/4ths of the page, in the middle. Chuck Norris himself confirms the myths.

AMAZING.
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Old 02-15-06, 06:19 AM   #2
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I don't know how all this Chuck Norris stuff began but its everywhere and its FUNNY!!

Just simply funny!

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Old 02-15-06, 06:48 AM   #3
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Well I have to admit...THAT was funny!!
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Old 02-15-06, 07:47 AM   #4
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That is dam funny!!! He was a good sport about it too!
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Old 02-15-06, 08:05 AM   #5
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That is awesome.
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Is he a cyclist?

If not shouldn't this be foo?
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Old 02-15-06, 09:10 AM   #7
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One of my favs: When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk, when the Hulk gets mad he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Old 02-15-06, 10:13 AM   #8
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Is he a cyclist?

If not shouldn't this be foo?
Well, he does challenge Lance Armstrong to a, um, contest. And his tears cure cancer, (even though Chuck Norris never cries) so isn't that close enough?
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Old 02-15-06, 10:22 AM   #9
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Chuck Norris can fly. This is because gravity doesn't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Old 02-15-06, 10:30 AM   #10
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris doesn't write, words assemble themselves into sentences out of fear.
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How dare someone mention that this thread be moved! Do you want Chuck Norris to hunt you down and round house kick you?! LOL
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Old 02-15-06, 10:41 AM   #12
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How dare someone mention that this thread be moved! Do you want Chuck Norris to hunt you down and round house kick you?! LOL
Ummm.. Chuck Norris doesn't hunt. sheesh.
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Old 02-15-06, 10:46 AM   #13
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Oh sorry... come to your home and round house you. That's better right? :-)
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Old 02-15-06, 11:31 AM   #14
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Chuck Norris spit this one time with so much force that it went back in time and killed a man. Sadly, he was at the grassy knoll when this happened.
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Old 02-15-06, 11:50 AM   #16
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http://video.msn.com/v/us/dw.htm?p=3...rts_Top%20News

theres the actual link
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Old 02-15-06, 12:05 PM   #17
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If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you cannot see Chuck Norris, you may be only moments from death.
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Old 02-15-06, 12:28 PM   #18
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Great poll on the FoxSports Initiator webpage:

Which myth about tough guy Chuck Norris is most likely to be true:

1 - No chin under his beard, only another fist

2 - Doesn't churn butter, roundhouse kicks cow

3 - Downed fighter plane with finger, yelling 'Bang!'

4 - Only man to ever beat a brick wall in tennis

5 - House has no doors, only walls he walks through


Is this some sort of trick question? They're all true!
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Old 02-15-06, 12:42 PM   #19
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Must be too many people going after it now.....it is "loading....." FOREVER!
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Old 02-15-06, 01:16 PM   #20
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Must be too many people going after it now.....it is "loading....." FOREVER!
loaded up nice and fast (instantly) for me
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Old 02-15-06, 01:18 PM   #21
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Maybe Fox didnt play florida AT &T for "faster connections" so they are delaying them
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Maybe the slowness has something to do with Global Warming.

Oh, and Duke Sucks.
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Old 02-15-06, 02:32 PM   #23
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wait,I don't get it. The article I got was about kid cheering a brokeback mountain cheer.

what?
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Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Johnny Cash once shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Chuck Norris once nuked the city of Reno just to toast his Pop-Tart.
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Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.

Johnny Cash once shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Chuck Norris once nuked the city of Reno just to toast his Pop-Tart.
hahah that last one is great...
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