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Old 02-15-06, 06:28 PM   #1
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Paris Hilton may play movie Mother Teresa

This has GOT to be a joke!!

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/4..._Mother_Teresa
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Old 02-15-06, 06:34 PM   #2
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thats just wrong on so many levels
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Old 02-15-06, 07:24 PM   #3
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No, that's hot! Like, seriously.
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Old 02-15-06, 07:26 PM   #4
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I think that is the definition of Irony
Its like 10 thousand sppoons when all you need is a fork
its like being cast in a porno and then playing Mother Theresa
and isn't it ironic.. a little ironicc.....
but i really believe.......
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Old 02-15-06, 07:27 PM   #5
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mmmmm whatever religion Mother Theresa was I'm converting
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Yeah, that will be about as convincing as ME playing Mother Teresa. HA!


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Old 02-15-06, 07:35 PM   #7
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well if Mother Theresa was short
and you were short
course
A.Troll > Paris Hilton I just get to see paris hilton chewing a burger dressed in umm. yeah and umm anyways moving on
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That would be a great movie............For me to poop on!!!!!!
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Old 02-15-06, 08:23 PM   #9
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mmmmm whatever religion Mother Theresa was I'm converting
Ever been spanked by a nun?
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Old 02-15-06, 08:38 PM   #10
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if it was Paris Hilton I wouldn't mind. might want to plug my nose though
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Old 02-15-06, 09:36 PM   #11
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Paris as Mother Teresa....

....so this gives me some questions:

*Who is going to kill Paris so she doesn't screw it up?

*Who is going to tie strings to her and use her as a giant marionette?

*who is doing voiceovers....I prefer Kelsey Grammar, since after all, if you are going to defile a person by having Paris perform the part, might as well go for defiling with honors.

*who is going to dispose of her pet rat...err....dog?

....no I am not a Paris fan....her best performance was in house of wax, and the only thing that made it good was her getting impaled by a large rod.
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Old 02-15-06, 09:43 PM   #12
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I'm not a fan of her either
in fact I've never seen any movie that she has been in, porn or not. In fact I only know of her because of all of her bizarres situations.
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Yeah, that will be about as convincing as ME playing Mother Teresa. HA!


The difference is, we all know you as a kind and caring troll who believes that truely lovely other people is important, whereas Paris is pretty much concerned with shiny things. I'll take A.troll over Paris any day.

This sounds like complete BS. The only thing Paris has in common with Mother Theresa is insufficient diet.
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A mother teresa movie sounds boring. With paris hilton. That's hot.
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....her best performance was in house of wax, and the only thing that made it good was her getting impaled by a large rod.
I saw that too! I downloaded that video on the internet! Oh wait, it wasn't House of Wax I downloaded. Ummmmmm. . . never mind. . . .
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It wasn't that big of a rod...
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....no I am not a Paris fan....her best performance was in house of wax, and the only thing that made it good was her getting impaled by a large rod.
I know practice makes perfect, but surely Paris is bored with that by now.
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Old 02-16-06, 07:31 AM   #18
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heh
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That would be a great movie............For me to poop on!!!!!!

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