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    Paris Hilton may play movie Mother Teresa

    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    thats just wrong on so many levels
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    No, that's hot! Like, seriously.

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    I think that is the definition of Irony
    Its like 10 thousand sppoons when all you need is a fork
    its like being cast in a porno and then playing Mother Theresa
    and isn't it ironic.. a little ironicc.....
    but i really believe.......
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    mmmmm whatever religion Mother Theresa was I'm converting
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Yeah, that will be about as convincing as ME playing Mother Teresa. HA!


    So many men....so little time!

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    well if Mother Theresa was short
    and you were short
    course
    A.Troll > Paris Hilton I just get to see paris hilton chewing a burger dressed in umm. yeah and umm anyways moving on
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    That would be a great movie............For me to poop on!!!!!!
    "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy
    mmmmm whatever religion Mother Theresa was I'm converting
    Ever been spanked by a nun?
    Tom

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    if it was Paris Hilton I wouldn't mind. might want to plug my nose though
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    Paris as Mother Teresa....

    ....so this gives me some questions:

    *Who is going to kill Paris so she doesn't screw it up?

    *Who is going to tie strings to her and use her as a giant marionette?

    *who is doing voiceovers....I prefer Kelsey Grammar, since after all, if you are going to defile a person by having Paris perform the part, might as well go for defiling with honors.

    *who is going to dispose of her pet rat...err....dog?

    ....no I am not a Paris fan....her best performance was in house of wax, and the only thing that made it good was her getting impaled by a large rod.
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    I'm not a fan of her either
    in fact I've never seen any movie that she has been in, porn or not. In fact I only know of her because of all of her bizarres situations.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A.troll
    Yeah, that will be about as convincing as ME playing Mother Teresa. HA!


    The difference is, we all know you as a kind and caring troll who believes that truely lovely other people is important, whereas Paris is pretty much concerned with shiny things. I'll take A.troll over Paris any day.

    This sounds like complete BS. The only thing Paris has in common with Mother Theresa is insufficient diet.
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    A mother teresa movie sounds boring. With paris hilton. That's hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    ....her best performance was in house of wax, and the only thing that made it good was her getting impaled by a large rod.
    I saw that too! I downloaded that video on the internet! Oh wait, it wasn't House of Wax I downloaded. Ummmmmm. . . never mind. . . .

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    It wasn't that big of a rod...

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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    ....no I am not a Paris fan....her best performance was in house of wax, and the only thing that made it good was her getting impaled by a large rod.
    I know practice makes perfect, but surely Paris is bored with that by now.

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    heh
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    Quote Originally Posted by curt in denver
    That would be a great movie............For me to poop on!!!!!!

    Best response yet!!!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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