I took my daughter to the allergist yesterday.. while the very "just about due nurse" was checking her out, I mentionned that my kid had just gone over the flu. The nurse then told me that she really didn't want to catch it so i replied that I didn't blame her specially that she was pregnant.. she just stared at me and said 'what did you say"? so.. I repeated it,"well, specially that you're pregnant".. she then replied, "I'm not".. and she had that evil look in her eyes..
I thought the walls were caving in on me, hopefully I was wearing a nike cap, I kept bringing the visor down to my eyes so we wouldn't have to make eye contact again. I swear, I just about died and I swear she had such skinny legs and arms only her stomach was sticking out like she was about due.. I will NEVER say this again!!!!