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Old 02-22-06, 11:22 AM   #1
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You know you live in 2006 if...

1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave















2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years














3) the real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name
















4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the power button on the tv.














6) your boss is your forum admin.














7) you read this list & keep nodding and smiling













8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your
friends













9) and.. you were to busy to notice number 5, dumb@ss.















10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5
















11) & now you're laughing at your stupidity














12) send this to some other dumb@ss who will fall for it. you know you did.
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Old 02-22-06, 11:29 AM   #2
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LOL. Got me there buddy!
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Old 02-22-06, 12:45 PM   #3
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lol..got me 2
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Old 02-22-06, 12:50 PM   #4
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does this mean I don't live in 2006? Do i get to go forward to 2007?
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Old 02-22-06, 08:31 PM   #5
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funny!
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Old 02-22-06, 10:51 PM   #6
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13) If Merton could smell through the computer screen.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 02-22-06, 11:04 PM   #7
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you're old and smell of fish.
you got your nose in the "clam" again
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Old 02-23-06, 05:54 PM   #8
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this thread is going downhill very FAST!
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Old 02-23-06, 06:12 PM   #9
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That thing told the future!
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Old 02-23-06, 07:08 PM   #10
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Hmmm.... these same criteria, including the missing one, were out if you lived in 2000, 2001, 2002....
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Old 02-25-06, 12:50 PM   #11
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actually I remember coming across a very similar list in the nineties, it's even more relevant now me thinks
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