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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    What's a pisser?

    You know what a pisser is? It's when someone steals the antenna to the GPS/OnStar off of your vehicle, that's what a pisser is. Dang it.
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    somewhere there is somebody running around with an antenna wondering why their GPS aint working.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    You know what a pisser is?
    for a minute i thought i was going to have to explain how babies are made (the stork of course) the difference between boys and girls, and finally explain the greatest invention of all time, the urinal. But i guess not.

    sorry to hear about that. What kinda car? And i thought those antenna were built in to the roof or something.

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    What whack-a$$ ghetto do you live in SBW? Damn! Sorry to hear about your antenna.
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    The way I see it, you got three choices. Either you buy a new one from a GM dealer, buy one off ebay, or get one the same way somebody just got yours. Of course, you could just live without it, if you don't use it.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Yes I live in the GHETTO. I hate this place. My old cars were breaking down so I had to get rid of them. I needed a car desperately. My brother helped me financially get a used car. It was mistaken for a way lower model and I insisted that I get the price they put on it. Five hours later, after me just sitting there refusing to leave, I was able to get it. I saved $8000 from their screw up.

    Anyway, this is only the third time I drove it and *snap!* It's gone.

    I feel like Merton. BAH!


    Yeah I know. "With the money you saved, you could buy a new one" But it's the point, dang it. The point!!!! The only reason I got that particular car is because of the mistake on the price. I could sell today and make money on it. But I finally got a car that won't mess up on me and so now, until I get a new one, if it gets stolen, I won't be able to find it.
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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    When you see "ghetto" "bah" and "snap" in the same post.. you're merton.

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    Call ONStar and have them track the antenna with the GPS feature.
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    I hate little kids, always punching me in the balls, its the highest they can reach damn them! too bad I cant kick 'em over a fence...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    When you see "ghetto" "bah" and "snap" in the same post.. you're merton.

    Oh yeah, Mertonized AGAIN!!!! Since he hasn't complained about his bike, all of his bad karma has to come to me. Errrrrgh!!!
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    You got electronics wizards in your ghetto or something? I mean, I could see someone paying for a car stereo, but is the market for GPS antennas that high? Then again, people steal garbage cans so if they can get their hands on it, it'll get stolen. Check w/ the local fence to see if any crackheads came by w/ a GPS antenna. Maybe you can get it back.
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    They probably took it to put on their own car. That's what I figure.

    Now that I've calmed down, I wonder if they are cheap to buy from Chevrolet.
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    Whats up with this merton guy, he is a little farfetched and discombabalated in the knoggin. But I mean, why do you allways reference him, its not like hes actually important. Geeze.

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    They're like $20 on ebay
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    MERTON is the product of the Texas public school system. He's the future of this great country, just like George W. Bush! Which means it's time to give Texas back to the Mexicans. I'm tired and have no idea what I'm saying anymore.
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    Merton = bad luck. Whenever things go wrong, it's Merton's fault.
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    I was going to say a pisser was either a very funny joke or a urinal...

    Why do you need GPS, are you lost a lot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Merton = bad luck. Whenever things go wrong, it's Merton's fault.
    So, in the BF dysfunctional system, Merton is the scapegoat? Statistically, I think if you live in Texas long enough, you end up getting executed, so I wouldn't be too concerned about him taking over the country. If GWB were eligible for re-election and running against Merton, I know who I'd vote for!

    Yeah, I thought you were asking about one of these too:
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    Quote Originally Posted by randya
    I was going to say a pisser was either a very funny joke or a urinal...

    Why do you need GPS, are you lost a lot?

    Well everybody knows that I'm lost a lot! . The previous owner bought the service, and it's year to year. I have the leftover from what he already paid for. It is also used in case your car is stolen. Or if I was a criminal, they could secretly follow me. Or if it was a rental car, they could track where it's been. Out here a rental car being driven over State Line automatically gets charged by the mile and not by the day. But the system on this car is mainly for help and status of your vehicle. They know EVERYTHING.
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    What's a pisser? GPS... It's a bleedin' invasion of privacy! If it can be used to help you, it can be used to hurt you as well.

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    Let me at 'em sis....just let me at 'em!!!
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    As someone who works for GM parts... just go to a dealer...say you are buying it for (insert your name here)'s auto repair. They will probably sell it to you at wholesale. They aren't that expensive.. Then use red threadlocker on it.
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    it's that little wire thing hanging just below my navel.

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    Darn it! I thought this was gonna be another thread about a night of drinkin' in the UK. Siu, you disappoint the Karldar.

    Sorry 'bout your thingy, tho. At least it wasn't the whole car.
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    damn, that sucks. i've had hub caps stolen off a car before. and recently my dad had the motor stolen from his automatic gate opener he had installed at the head of his driveway. who the hell steals a gate motor??

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