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Old 02-27-06, 08:34 PM   #1
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What is the best ever all time prank or joke you have pulled on somebody? (heh heh!)
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Old 02-27-06, 08:41 PM   #2
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Minor: Saran Wrap pulled tightly over the toilet bowl. My partners 16 year old would come home after a night with the boyz all buzzed up, priceless the words that came from the bathroom when he went in for a pee and didn't see it!


Major: When my partner left her ex. He left for the day to go fishing on a party boat. When he was gone, we cleaned the place out. He came home to a cheep Conair telephone and a roll of toilet paper.
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Ummm I thought we were talking about a different type of naughty
I am not really the type of person to play pranks on people, though I'm sure i've pulled verbal pranks. Nothing stands out though.
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Old 02-27-06, 08:46 PM   #4
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Ummm I thought we were talking about a different type of naughty
I am not really the type of person to play pranks on people, though I'm sure i've pulled verbal pranks. Nothing stands out though.

They have medicine for that ya know.
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No pranks here. However, what's the best all time prank Siu Blue Wind ever pulled?
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Old 02-27-06, 08:58 PM   #7
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Old 02-27-06, 09:04 PM   #8
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Not that naughty of a prank, but still a funny story. I was over at a friend's house with three other guys. Three of us stood just inside of the doorway to the garage, and when the fourth guy (who was the butt of the prank) opened the door, we all threw a bunch of water at him and got him soaking wet. It was all fun and games until the fourth guy, soaking wet, started chasing us around and trying to hump us. It was hilarious! One of us gave him some dry clothes and he went upstairs to change. A few minutes later, he came back down, but he wasn't wearing the dry clothes. In fact, the only piece of clothing he was wearing was one sock...can you guess where the sock was?! It had to be one of the funniest moments of my life...and one of the most disturbing!

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My best friend in HS and I had our birthdays a week apart, and used our birthday to play an awesome trick. We got my parents to send out invitations that said "Surprise party for Steph and Lisa, date and time, shhh, keep it a secret." All our friends showed up and my little sister said "Everyone, hide! I hear them coming!!" Everyone hid behind furniture and shut the lights off. Unbeknownst to the party guests, Lisa and I were hiding in the closet at the back of the room. A family accomplice snapped the lights on, and as everyone jumped out to yell "Surprise!!", we jumped out of the closet behind them and yelled "SURPRISE!!". The sheer shock of this caused several heart attacks and several soiled undies and at least five subsequent minutes of unbridled confusion. I laugh even thinking of it now.
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Old 02-27-06, 09:25 PM   #10
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There was an employee from another country (that I shall not name but we are at war with) who was really into downgrading females. I guess it was a problem for him that a female could be in management so he did what he could to vent his anger and jealousy. He tried to degrade me and dropped an item on purpose (I thought it was an accident). Being polite, I picked it up and handed it to him. I heard the item drop again. I looked back and he said "Hey woman, you forgot something!" I went back, picked it up, handed it to him and told him, "In this country, we try to have respect for everyone. You are in my country now, so don't you ever do that to me again."
He dropped the item again and I just kept walking.

When he took his break he fell asleep in his car. Somehow, someone (gee I don't know who) shrink wrapped him in and sealed his car shut. He could not get out at all. The windows were power and he didn't have his keys. He was not able to come back to work for about 1 1/2 hours when someone had to cut him out. Needless to say he got in trouble for job abandonment. heh.
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Minor: Saran Wrap pulled tightly over the toilet bowl. My partners 16 year old would come home after a night with the boyz all buzzed up, priceless the words that came from the bathroom when he went in for a pee and didn't see it!
Oh man, you're such an ahole




Haha but I love it!
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When he took his break he fell asleep in his car. Somehow, someone (gee I don't know who) shrink wrapped him in and sealed his car shut.
Wouldn't that suffocate him?
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Old 02-27-06, 09:54 PM   #14
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Not really, not unless they covered every single inch of the car, there are still ways air can get into the car...
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Old 02-27-06, 09:55 PM   #15
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What, you can't breathe in your car with the windows rolled up? There is all kinds of ventilation in cars. A lot of air comes in through the vents, from outside sources. Just the doors and windows were shrink wrapped so he couldn't open the door. I still laugh when I think about it. He was sure pissed when he came out. And since a lot of people didn't like him, nobody said anything. They just let him get in trouble. heeheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What, you can't breathe in your car with the windows rolled up? There is all kinds of ventilation in cars. A lot of air comes in through the vents, from outside sources. Just the doors and windows were shrink wrapped so he couldn't open the door. I still laugh when I think about it. He was sure pissed when he came out. And since a lot of people didn't like him, nobody said anything. They just let him get in trouble. heeheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah k. I was thinking you shrinkwrapped the whole car. My next question was gonna be how'd you shrinkwrap a whole car.
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Haha but I love it!
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1. On April Fools Day, transferred all the incoming lines to the Exec. VPs office--not his secretary but his inner sanctum phone. Not my idea but good fun.

2. Can't remember whose idea this was. It seems like a variation on an old, old prank. Borrowed the full body skeleton from the science lab and put it in the Academic Dean's shower and pulled the curtain closed.

3. When I was a little kid big brother gave me a beef bullion cube and told me it was a small Chunky. He was amused.
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3. When I was a little kid big brother gave me a beef bullion cube and told me it was a small Chunky. He was amused.

That's messed up. And we see how you never forgot that, either. Poor thing.
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I wrapped shrinkwrap around a coworker's head once. He eventually stopped convulsing.
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So SBW, you ever pull any pranks on KT?
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Ah k. I was thinking you shrinkwrapped the whole car. My next question was gonna be how'd you shrinkwrap a whole car.
Oh nevermind. You're taking the thrill out of my story.
















But if you really want to know... It's a reeeaally stretchy film that is like saran wrap and sticks to itself. It's on a big giant roll and you just run around the car as it unwinds and pull the heck out of it so that it's stretched tight and sticking to itself. It's hard to break through unless you cut it or rip at it forever. Oh my gosh it was sooooooo funny seeing him knock on the inside of his windows, shouting for help! A person in the parking lot started taking pictures!
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LOL Sorry, I figured you meant saran wrap and not a vacuum sealer and heat shrink wrapper.

I feel bad. I have no pranks to offer. Plenty of vandalism, but no pranks.
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Well that counts.....

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That's messed up. And we see how you never forgot that, either. Poor thing.
You reminded me...I never thought of this as my revenge but:

I used to babysit for a single Mom who sang at clubs and hotel bars, wherever she could get a gig. She'd come home in the middle of the night and we'd wake up in the same bed. Scientific tests confirmed this was not a sexual invitation and I preferred staying to leaving in the middle of the night.

The same brother made a sexual proposition to her in such a way that she felt he was doing her a favor by making such an offer. She turned him down as un-gently as she could.

She didn't know until some time later that the guy was my brother. When she found out, she told me about the incident. We both took great pleasure in casually talking about how we slept together from time to time. It did not occur to him that when we slept together, all we did was sleep together!

You'd think I'd be over the Chunky incident by now. I was 17 or 18 when this happened.
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