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    Ewwww, SICK!

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    I think Winston Churchill said it best:

    "Eeeurgh."
    Sin after sin I have endured, but the wounds I bear are the wounds of love.

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    weird
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    AHAHAHHAHAAHHA
    OMG
    That is truly weird
    and truly a control freak.

    Whenever you think that you are a control freak, somebody always comes around and blasts you out of the sky with something 1000 times worse. Dang
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    On a side note, aside from the wart by his nose, he looks pretty damn handsome. Wish I looked 3/4 that good :-/
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    A 20"x10" patch of pubic hair?!? What a freaking nutcase!
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    Wow, that's crazy. What kind of person would actually want to be with this freak?

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    Looks like he had all the bases covered. Kind of revolutionary having a contract. In the good ol days, abusive husbands just gave their wives black eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger
    Looks like he had all the bases covered. Kind of revolutionary having a contract. In the good ol days, abusive husbands just gave their wives black eyes.
    No kidding, At least he was honest with his expectations. fault him all he wants, AT LEAST HE was honest.

    Which of course goes to show you, man can't win for losing. You're dishonest, you're called a pig, control freak and etc. You're honest and you're still called a pig and a control freak, and etc.

    *sighs*
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyossarian
    A 20"x10" patch of pubic hair?!? What a freaking nutcase!
    Think it says 2.0"X1.0".......Not that that makes him any less of a nutcase.

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    He actually expected someone to sign that?
    If you notice this notice then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

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    YUCK you think he is GOODLOOKING? My only question is how was he before they got married??
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    YUCK you think he is GOODLOOKING? My only question is how was he before they got married??
    Maybe good was a tad too much, Decent? Of course I was doing him in comparison to me. Not somebody like say Kevin Sorbo or Brad Pitt

    I am guessing he was the control freak before and during the marriage
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    If it's any consolation, just know that his fellow prisoners will catch wind of this. They will make him live up to every part of that contract while he's in the hoosgow.
    That's gonna leave a mark.

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    TexasGuy, I bet your far better then him, just from your personailty your great!!
    Him on the other hand PURE TRASH. I have a perfect place for him and its not jail.
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    Heh, sooooo soooo wrong
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    That's a great idea! I printed it out for my wife.

















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    Yikes just yikes. That contract should go in my rule book of "What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about". It follows close behind rule number one.

    Rule #1 of SpiderMike's book of What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about.
    - Under no circumstance, especially in the middle of a heated fight, do you ask "What do you want a divorce?".

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpiderMike
    Yikes just yikes. That contract should go in my rule book of "What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about". It follows close behind rule number one.

    Rule #1 of SpiderMike's book of What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about.
    - Under no circumstance, especially in the middle of a heated fight, do you ask "What do you want a divorce?".
    Rule #1 in the MMACH 5 book of keeping the family jewels.
    -Never, under any circumstances, (espesially during an argument), ask you wife if it is 'that time of the month'.

    I learned this 16 years ago...

    The physical therapy has helped, but the emotional scars will stay with me forever.
    That's gonna leave a mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMACH 5
    Rule #1 in the MMACH 5 book of keeping the family jewels.
    -Never, under any circumstances, (espesially during an argument), ask you wife if it is 'that time of the month'.

    I learned this 16 years ago...

    The physical therapy has helped, but the emotional scars will stay with me forever.
    Oh yeah, that would be like number 5 in my book. Lucky for me the source of MOST of my stuff,My number 1 rule included, has been learned second hand. Gosh I sure am thankful of my friends.

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    My wife does all that stuff anyway and I don't need no contract to enforce it.
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    After seeing it she still married him! Even if she didn't sign it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joeprim
    After seeing it she still married him! Even if she didn't sign it.
    That's what I originally thought but I'm not sure that wasn't presented after they were married.
    If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
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    I think he's "whipped" if you ask me...


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    There are women out there who would love to be in that kind of relationship. He simply chose one who didn't want it.
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