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Old 03-01-06, 11:56 AM   #1
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Ewwww, SICK!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html
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Old 03-01-06, 12:09 PM   #2
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I think Winston Churchill said it best:

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Old 03-01-06, 12:17 PM   #3
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Old 03-01-06, 12:21 PM   #4
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AHAHAHHAHAAHHA
OMG
That is truly weird
and truly a control freak.

Whenever you think that you are a control freak, somebody always comes around and blasts you out of the sky with something 1000 times worse. Dang
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Old 03-01-06, 12:21 PM   #5
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On a side note, aside from the wart by his nose, he looks pretty damn handsome. Wish I looked 3/4 that good :-/
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A 20"x10" patch of pubic hair?!? What a freaking nutcase!
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Wow, that's crazy. What kind of person would actually want to be with this freak?
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Old 03-01-06, 12:38 PM   #8
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Looks like he had all the bases covered. Kind of revolutionary having a contract. In the good ol days, abusive husbands just gave their wives black eyes.
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Old 03-01-06, 12:42 PM   #9
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Looks like he had all the bases covered. Kind of revolutionary having a contract. In the good ol days, abusive husbands just gave their wives black eyes.
No kidding, At least he was honest with his expectations. fault him all he wants, AT LEAST HE was honest.

Which of course goes to show you, man can't win for losing. You're dishonest, you're called a pig, control freak and etc. You're honest and you're still called a pig and a control freak, and etc.

*sighs*
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Old 03-01-06, 12:44 PM   #10
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A 20"x10" patch of pubic hair?!? What a freaking nutcase!
Think it says 2.0"X1.0".......Not that that makes him any less of a nutcase.
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Old 03-01-06, 12:46 PM   #11
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He actually expected someone to sign that?
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Old 03-01-06, 01:00 PM   #12
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YUCK you think he is GOODLOOKING? My only question is how was he before they got married??
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Old 03-01-06, 01:04 PM   #13
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YUCK you think he is GOODLOOKING? My only question is how was he before they got married??
Maybe good was a tad too much, Decent? Of course I was doing him in comparison to me. Not somebody like say Kevin Sorbo or Brad Pitt

I am guessing he was the control freak before and during the marriage
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Old 03-01-06, 01:05 PM   #14
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If it's any consolation, just know that his fellow prisoners will catch wind of this. They will make him live up to every part of that contract while he's in the hoosgow.
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Old 03-01-06, 01:07 PM   #15
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TexasGuy, I bet your far better then him, just from your personailty your great!!
Him on the other hand PURE TRASH. I have a perfect place for him and its not jail.
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Old 03-01-06, 01:07 PM   #16
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Heh, sooooo soooo wrong
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Old 03-01-06, 01:18 PM   #17
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That's a great idea! I printed it out for my wife.

















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Old 03-01-06, 01:20 PM   #18
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Yikes just yikes. That contract should go in my rule book of "What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about". It follows close behind rule number one.

Rule #1 of SpiderMike's book of What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about.
- Under no circumstance, especially in the middle of a heated fight, do you ask "What do you want a divorce?".
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Yikes just yikes. That contract should go in my rule book of "What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about". It follows close behind rule number one.

Rule #1 of SpiderMike's book of What not to even remotely joke around with the wife about.
- Under no circumstance, especially in the middle of a heated fight, do you ask "What do you want a divorce?".
Rule #1 in the MMACH 5 book of keeping the family jewels.
-Never, under any circumstances, (espesially during an argument), ask you wife if it is 'that time of the month'.

I learned this 16 years ago...

The physical therapy has helped, but the emotional scars will stay with me forever.
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Rule #1 in the MMACH 5 book of keeping the family jewels.
-Never, under any circumstances, (espesially during an argument), ask you wife if it is 'that time of the month'.

I learned this 16 years ago...

The physical therapy has helped, but the emotional scars will stay with me forever.
Oh yeah, that would be like number 5 in my book. Lucky for me the source of MOST of my stuff,My number 1 rule included, has been learned second hand. Gosh I sure am thankful of my friends.
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Old 03-01-06, 01:34 PM   #21
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My wife does all that stuff anyway and I don't need no contract to enforce it.
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After seeing it she still married him! Even if she didn't sign it.

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After seeing it she still married him! Even if she didn't sign it.
That's what I originally thought but I'm not sure that wasn't presented after they were married.
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I think he's "whipped" if you ask me...

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There are women out there who would love to be in that kind of relationship. He simply chose one who didn't want it.
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