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    Jschen, this ones for you...

    What do you do with a dead chemist?

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    Barium? Oops wrong guy...

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    YUP ahahahaha

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    cute...
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    aw, you didnt like it

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    pssst....(he didn't get it)
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    EJ123's out to get me. He's waiting around to tell people to "barium" once "iodide".
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    "iodide".
    ROFL

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    Speaking of dead chemists, gotta get back to work before my labmates kill me.

    Thanks for the laugh, EJ123.
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    Hmmm...
    Just your average club rider... :)

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    My sister told me that and i was laughing pretty hard. I know its not THAT funny but

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    Let's try again...

    EJ123, that bromine. He's shouting barium before iodide.
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    a whaa?

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    Perhaps the original post will be a lighthearted extra credit question on an exam someday if I become a professor.
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    Not nearly as funny, but for those of you who have taken organic chemistry, a true story...

    A retired colonel in the USAF who served during his career as an organic chemistry professor at the US Air Force Academy (and first taught me organic chemistry when I was at the USAFA for two weeks for a high school program) told me about a student who managed to score a zero on one of his exams. The person evidently did not answer any of the questions, but instead, wrote in response to the exam "This is a trick question. There is no R on the periodic table."



    For the non-organic chemists reading this, there indeed is no R on the periodic table. However, R is the symbol used for a generic fragment of an organic molecule.
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    That must get some crazy a$$ laughs at the chemistry dept. faculty parties.
    HHCMF - Take pride in your ability to amaze lesser mortals! - MikeR



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    Just so he doesn't try to Rubidium.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jschen
    Not nearly as funny, but for those of you who have taken organic chemistry, a true story...

    A retired colonel in the USAF who served during his career as an organic chemistry professor at the US Air Force Academy (and first taught me organic chemistry when I was at the USAFA for two weeks for a high school program) told me about a student who managed to score a zero on one of his exams. The person evidently did not answer any of the questions, but instead, wrote in response to the exam "This is a trick question. There is no R on the periodic table."



    For the non-organic chemists reading this, there indeed is no R on the periodic table. However, R is the symbol used for a generic fragment of an organic molecule.
    That is the most hilarious and unlucky thing I've ever heard. What a student... The 'R' symbol is a major foundation to even figuring out organic chem.

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    ^^^Yeah, what a student! If someday I become a professor and I get a student like that, I'd wonder what I was doing wrong as a professor.

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    Just so he doesn't try to Rubidium.
    I knew I could count on you to throw in some word play.
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    This chemistry stuff is Boron me to death

    Sorry...

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    Oohhh pwnage haha!!

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    Im like Jschen, Iron for chemistry=D

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    Just like peeling back layers of an unununium.

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    Hold on I think I lost ya?

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