Heh. My favorite thread isn't from this forum, unfortunately. It came from a car forum:
After washing his new japanese sport compact, some ****** kid decided to spray Armor-All not only on the sidewalls of his tires, but on the treads as well, since the shiny look was "so cool". Of course, he ends up spinning out on wet asphalt shortly afterwards and stacking his car, and he comes to the forum asking if he can sue the car company for putting 'defective' tires on his car!