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    Fire Drill Madness.

    Four people asked me why I shave my legs when we were standing outside.

    Four!

    It's like, c'mon, why wouldn't you shave you legs?
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    Sweet, two periods in a row!
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    I think it should be a requirement for ALL men to shave thier legs..( just to make my day )

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    I think it should be a requirement for ALL men to shave thier legs..( just to make my day )
    That would be nice.

    But then I wouldn't be unique!

    No, we can't do that.
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    hate to break it to ya, but... you're not the only men that shaves.
    But sure.. you're still unique in your own ways kinda way

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    hate to break it to ya, but... you're not the only men that shaves.
    But sure.. you're still unique in your own ways kinda way
    d00d, there are two guys in this school who shave their legs.

    Me, and some Metro-sexual guy.
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    dood.. Im surrounded everyday with road riders and racer.. none of them have a hair on thier legs.. again.. not out of the ordinary ya sexy thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    dood.. Im surrounded everyday with road riders and racer.. none of them have a hair on thier legs.. again.. not out of the ordinary ya sexy thing
    Yeah but they've had thier hair for awhile.

    I just got mine 7 years ago, and it's already gone.

    So, you think I'm secksey?
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    Fire drills are always home to weird comments like that. The amount of stuff I heard while doing a fire drill in the middle of the evening because some ass bandit thought it would be fun to pull the fir alarm at 2am in the morning in January/February in Chicago
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    How often do you shave your legs? Is it for aerodynamics or to show off your calves? Do you shave your armsm to show them off? What about the pits? The jewels? Nipples? Ass crack? Just where do you stop once you start? Inquiring minds want to know...

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    I don't shave so......
    You can go enquire somewhere else
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy
    I don't shave so......
    Ever?

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    I shave my face about once or twice a week if i remember to do it the night before as I shower in the morning and shower + shave or shaving + putting on bike helmet == bad rash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    How often do you shave your legs? Is it for aerodynamics or to show off your calves? Do you shave your armsm to show them off? What about the pits? The jewels? Nipples? Ass crack? Just where do you stop once you start? Inquiring minds want to know...
    Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I don't. Now you know.
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    Cripe. How often? Sounds like too much work. I haven't even shaven my face since Saturday night...

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Cripe. How often? Sounds like too much work. I haven't even shaven my face since Saturday night...
    Not more than four times in a 24 hour period.

    Or else, I'll have to consult my doctor.
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    Oh. Well that's not too bad, afterall.

    Does the doctor specialize in shaving or is he/she/it a general practitioner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Oh. Well that's not too bad, afterall.

    Does the doctor specialize in shaving or is he/she/it a general practitioner?
    He's a proctologist.

    He gives me a two for one deal when I go in for a shave.
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    Do proctologists use a special razor? Does he use warm shaving cream? Does he check for polyps? Do he cuddle when he's done?

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Do proctologists use a special razor? Does he use warm shaving cream? Does he check for polyps? Do he cuddle when he's done?
    Yes, it's made of 6AI/4V Titanium, and it's radically curved.

    Yes, hot actually, to soften the hair.

    Yes, once a month.

    Sometimes we spoon.
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    I think some people are pushing the limits just a TAD TOOO FAR
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy
    I think some people are pushing the limits just a TAD TOOO FAR
    How else am I supposed to learn this stuff?

    But, yeah, I agree. 4 times a day is a little freaky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    How else am I supposed to learn this stuff?

    But, yeah, I agree. 4 times a day is a little freaky.
    Nah, it's actually more like once every day.

    Still, that's a lot, right?
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    Once a week is a lot.

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    Once a week is required. Twice a week is okay. Every day. wow. that's like .
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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