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    Do women like bulges?

    I have several pairs of shorts (running shorts, not spandex) that tend to display my...junk...when I run or ride my bike in them. Nothing graphic, but a definite bulge. I am pretty good looking with great legs and an amazing butt(so I'm told). Do women find bulges sexy?

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    An Outkast song, perhaps?

    "My bumps
    My humps
    My ugly manly junk..."
    Iím not familiar precisely with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said whatever it was.

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    Yes... they like those 2 bulges on their chest that they get to play with and make all the guys go crazy with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppaspoke
    An Outkast song, perhaps?

    "My bumps
    My humps
    My ugly manly junk..."
    wtf outkast... no!

    *edit*

    what if you dont have a fatty bulge, does that make you loser to them
    i recycle, i sniff my own farts, dial the wrong number hope the conversation starts.

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    be careful, i heard that once there was a battle of the bulge...
    Would you like a dream with that?

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    Wait till you're older. Then ask.
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    Haha, i'm older.

    Get to bed youngin'.

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    It'll be great when Junior High classes are back in session for the Fall...
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    Hmmm... bulges... nah, but take your shirt off...

    Why are guys so obsessed with bulges?
    Just your average club rider... :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by my58vw
    Hmmm... bulges... nah, but take your shirt off...

    Why are guys so obsessed with bulges?
    because im young and insecure... and need me sup pum pum now!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i recycle, i sniff my own farts, dial the wrong number hope the conversation starts.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    What's sup pum pum? Sounds like a Native American dish.
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    Woman love a big bulge in your left rear pocket, it is called your wallet.

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    I just want to see my purse bulging... need no guy for that one!
    Just your average club rider... :)

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    what you gonna do with all that junk.. all that junk inside your trunk?

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    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside your trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

    I drive these brothers crazy,
    I do it on the daily,
    They treat me really nicely,
    They buy me all these icies.
    Dolce & Gabbana,
    Fendi and NaDonna
    Karan, they be sharin'
    All their money got me wearin' fly
    But I ain't askin,
    They say they love my ass 'n,
    Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
    I say no, but they keep givin'
    So I keep on takin'
    And no I ain't taken
    We can keep on datin'
    I keep on demonstrating.

    My love, my love, my love, my love
    You love my lady lumps,
    My hump, my hump, my hump,
    My humps they got u,
    She's got me spending.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    What u gon' do with all that ass?
    All that ass inside them jeans?
    I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
    Make u scream, make you scream.
    Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

    I met a girl down at the disco.
    She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
    I could be your baby, you can be my honey
    Let's spend time not money.
    I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
    Milky, milky cocoa,
    Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

    They say I'm really sexy,
    The boys they wanna sex me.
    They always standing next to me,
    Always dancing next to me,
    Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
    Lookin' at my lump, lump.
    U can look but you can't touch it,
    If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
    You don't want no drama,
    No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
    So don't pull on my hand boy,
    You ain't my man, boy,
    I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
    And move my hump.

    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
    My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
    My lovely lady lumps [x3]
    In the back and in the front.
    My lovin' got u,
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
    She's got me spendin'.
    (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

    What you gon' do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off my hump.
    What you gon' do with all that ass?
    All that ass inside them jeans?
    I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
    Make you scream, make you scream.
    What you gon do with all that junk?
    All that junk inside that trunk?
    I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
    Get you love drunk off this hump.
    What you gon' do wit all that breast?
    All that breast inside that shirt?
    I'ma make, make, make, make you work
    Make you work, work, make you work.

    She's got me spendin'.
    Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
    She's got me spendin'.
    Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

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    Gosh, you two beat me to the punch
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    YIKES is this a real question??
    "RIDE FAST TAKE CHANCES!"

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    Bulges > Flatness.
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    My opinion on this is, many people don't care what others see. You see not so fit guys running around in the park shirtless, and their junk is all flopping all over the place. Like whoa , dude. I might have to see a therapist after seeing that much flab flopping around. Me, I'm very self conscious about my body and my appearance so I dont think there is any way I could run/ride around shirtless.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Big bulges seemed to work for Steve Martin & Dan Ackroyd.
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    Verily I say unto thee, a codpiece indeed is what you need. Ensure it hast engravings, lest thine merry wench discovers HRH has less going on in his bank account than he does in his panteloons.

    Or you can just buy a Hummer.
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
    Verily I say unto thee, a codpiece indeed is what you need. Ensure it hast engravings, lest thine merry wench discovers HRH has less going on in his bank account than he does in his panteloons.

    Or you can just buy a Hummer.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
    Or you can just buy a Hummer.
    But hummer's don't last more than 10 mins.
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    Oh you meant the car!
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    heh.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    The wife likes the firm bulges of my backside caused by cycling. She says the bulge(s) in front are too easily faked. She alleges that other women watch the male tush too. Is she just saying that to make me feel better?
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