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Old 05-19-06, 07:24 AM   #1
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PMS Condition Warnings

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I do that too and feel the same way. I'll shake my head, mouth "moron" and stronger names, and when I'm PMS'ing, yell "scofflaw!!". Woe to the easily embarassed scofflaw who encounters me at certain times of the month...
This quote from another thread prompted the thought - why ain't you gals required to provide some type of signalling or warning method to keep the rest of us poor schmucks aware of your PMS condition for the day. (OMG am I writing this? I hope I survive the day! ) This would be especially helpful for smart-arsed, loud-mouthed, sweeties like me...who just can't help making humorous or complimentary cracks (or a combination of the two).

I figure for female cyclists, a warning flag, much like the heat condition flags we used to have in boot camp, might be a workable idea.

Green: Everything is cool, be yourself, enjoy it while it lasts.

Yellow: Proceed with caution, no imminent danger, but one wrong word and you could be toast.

Red: Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Avoid contact at all costs and if it cannot be avoided, have your escape route planned, your life insurance premiums paid and your will updated.

Black: OMFG, SHE'S GONNA BLOW! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

Thank you for your support and cooperation.
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Old 05-19-06, 07:29 AM   #2
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Shouldn't you just assume we're always teetering on the edge of black and treat us accordingly?
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Old 05-19-06, 07:34 AM   #3
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Depending on what exactlly you mean by the black description I don't know... uh well never mind
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You are an *******.

I am so ****ing sick and tired of *******s who use PMS to make fun of women.

Dumbass. I am personally sick of you.

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Personal attacks from a Moderator?

Koffee, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Perhaps some peer review and intervention is in order here.
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LMAO

As usual with chipcom..I almost spit out the water I was drinking when I read this! Being a former Marine, I can relate to the "flag conditions" too. This was just too funny. Although, I rarely seem to have issues with the women I know around these times of month. Some of them even mention that they have a visitor.

Koffee...ease up there girl. I think chipcom was trying to be humorous. Myself and a fellow female co-worker both found it funny.
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I think maybe Koffee is OTR
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You are an *******.

I am so ****ing sick and tired of *******s who use PMS to make fun of women.

Dumbass. I am personally sick of you.

Koffee

Funny how making fun of men doesn't tick you off so much...so much for equal treatment! Can I assume this is a black flag day?
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Old 05-19-06, 07:48 AM   #9
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You are an *******.

I am so ****ing sick and tired of *******s who use PMS to make fun of women.

Dumbass. I am personally sick of you.

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AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA Do you have a color flag for this reaction?
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Shouldn't you just assume we're always teetering on the edge of black and treat us accordingly?
Lex, your post should be included in the wiki definition of WISDOM !
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Listen *******.

I don't waste my time making fun of men on the forums. I also don't call them pencil dicks if they are so threatened by women that they have to belittle them by making fun of them because they get periods. So if you have a problem with women, then perhaps you should go back to your natural brokeback state and get bent.



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Dam!

I think I'll go look at another thread.
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Listen *******.

I don't waste my time making fun of men on the forums. I also don't call them pencil dicks if they are so threatened by women that they have to belittle them by making fun of them because they get periods. So if you have a problem with women, then perhaps you should go back to your natural brokeback state and get bent.



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Listen *******.

I don't waste my time making fun of men on the forums. I also don't call them pencil dicks if they are so threatened by women that they have to belittle them by making fun of them because they get periods. So if you have a problem with women, then perhaps you should go back to your natural brokeback state and get bent.



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Old 05-19-06, 08:22 AM   #15
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Listen *******.

I don't waste my time making fun of men on the forums. I also don't call them pencil dicks if they are so threatened by women that they have to belittle them by making fun of them because they get periods. So if you have a problem with women, then perhaps you should go back to your natural brokeback state and get bent.

Definitely a black flag day. I believe the DC area has taken it's toll on your humor, Koffee.

Edit: and actually I am quite proud of my pencil dick...I named him Wee Willy.
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Old 05-19-06, 08:43 AM   #16
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PMS = Penfield Middle School.

Look it up.
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If you really want to piss a dude off, refer to his gear as a "minute rice."
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Do we get to beat someone with a broom now!? Cause I can think of a few people I'd like to go find. Everybody get there brooms! Shenanigans has been called!! AHHAHAHAHAHA
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wanna go for a pint? i need one...
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Shouldn't you just assume we're always teetering on the edge of black and treat us accordingly?

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wanna go for a pint? i need one...
Just a pint? Heck give me two!

One guinness and one harp...throw them both into a liter mug, and I'm in heaven!
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If you really want to piss a dude off, refer to his gear as a "minute rice."
The really skinny fellow we played D & D with in college never lived down the nickname he earned from using his portable backgammon game's apparatus - "Dinky dice".
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