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    PMS Condition Warnings

    I do that too and feel the same way. I'll shake my head, mouth "moron" and stronger names, and when I'm PMS'ing, yell "scofflaw!!". Woe to the easily embarassed scofflaw who encounters me at certain times of the month...
    This quote from another thread prompted the thought - why ain't you gals required to provide some type of signalling or warning method to keep the rest of us poor schmucks aware of your PMS condition for the day. (OMG am I writing this? I hope I survive the day! ) This would be especially helpful for smart-arsed, loud-mouthed, sweeties like me...who just can't help making humorous or complimentary cracks (or a combination of the two).

    I figure for female cyclists, a warning flag, much like the heat condition flags we used to have in boot camp, might be a workable idea.

    Green: Everything is cool, be yourself, enjoy it while it lasts.

    Yellow: Proceed with caution, no imminent danger, but one wrong word and you could be toast.

    Red: Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Avoid contact at all costs and if it cannot be avoided, have your escape route planned, your life insurance premiums paid and your will updated.

    Black: OMFG, SHE'S GONNA BLOW! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

    Thank you for your support and cooperation.
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    Shouldn't you just assume we're always teetering on the edge of black and treat us accordingly?
    "I'm starting to have grave doubts about this thing I barely liked in the first place." Homer Simpson

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    Depending on what exactlly you mean by the black description I don't know... uh well never mind

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    You are an *******.

    I am so ****ing sick and tired of *******s who use PMS to make fun of women.

    Dumbass. I am personally sick of you.

    Koffee

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    Personal attacks from a Moderator?

    Koffee, you should be ashamed of yourself!
    Perhaps some peer review and intervention is in order here.

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    LMAO

    As usual with chipcom..I almost spit out the water I was drinking when I read this! Being a former Marine, I can relate to the "flag conditions" too. This was just too funny. Although, I rarely seem to have issues with the women I know around these times of month. Some of them even mention that they have a visitor.

    Koffee...ease up there girl. I think chipcom was trying to be humorous. Myself and a fellow female co-worker both found it funny.
    Just Do It..

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    I think maybe Koffee is OTR

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    Quote Originally Posted by koffee brown
    You are an *******.

    I am so ****ing sick and tired of *******s who use PMS to make fun of women.

    Dumbass. I am personally sick of you.

    Koffee

    Funny how making fun of men doesn't tick you off so much...so much for equal treatment! Can I assume this is a black flag day?
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by koffee brown
    You are an *******.

    I am so ****ing sick and tired of *******s who use PMS to make fun of women.

    Dumbass. I am personally sick of you.

    Koffee
    AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA Do you have a color flag for this reaction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex
    Shouldn't you just assume we're always teetering on the edge of black and treat us accordingly?
    Lex, your post should be included in the wiki definition of WISDOM !
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Listen *******.

    I don't waste my time making fun of men on the forums. I also don't call them pencil dicks if they are so threatened by women that they have to belittle them by making fun of them because they get periods. So if you have a problem with women, then perhaps you should go back to your natural brokeback state and get bent.



    Koffee

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    Dam!

    I think I'll go look at another thread.
    Just Do It..

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    Quote Originally Posted by koffee brown
    Listen *******.

    I don't waste my time making fun of men on the forums. I also don't call them pencil dicks if they are so threatened by women that they have to belittle them by making fun of them because they get periods. So if you have a problem with women, then perhaps you should go back to your natural brokeback state and get bent.



    Koffee
    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by koffee brown
    Listen *******.

    I don't waste my time making fun of men on the forums. I also don't call them pencil dicks if they are so threatened by women that they have to belittle them by making fun of them because they get periods. So if you have a problem with women, then perhaps you should go back to your natural brokeback state and get bent.



    Koffee
    She's on a rampage! We don't have enough flags to warn the masses, Captain!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by koffee brown
    Listen *******.

    I don't waste my time making fun of men on the forums. I also don't call them pencil dicks if they are so threatened by women that they have to belittle them by making fun of them because they get periods. So if you have a problem with women, then perhaps you should go back to your natural brokeback state and get bent.

    Definitely a black flag day. I believe the DC area has taken it's toll on your humor, Koffee.

    Edit: and actually I am quite proud of my pencil dick...I named him Wee Willy.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    PMS = Penfield Middle School.

    Look it up.
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    I call

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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    I call

    Gawd, I hate leprechauns.
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    If you really want to piss a dude off, refer to his gear as a "minute rice."
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    I call

    Do we get to beat someone with a broom now!? Cause I can think of a few people I'd like to go find. Everybody get there brooms! Shenanigans has been called!! AHHAHAHAHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    I call

    wanna go for a pint? i need one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex
    Shouldn't you just assume we're always teetering on the edge of black and treat us accordingly?

    Best advice
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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza
    wanna go for a pint? i need one...
    Just a pint? Heck give me two!

    One guinness and one harp...throw them both into a liter mug, and I'm in heaven!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
    Haha, so appropriate
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    Quote Originally Posted by 56/12 and 22/28
    If you really want to piss a dude off, refer to his gear as a "minute rice."
    The really skinny fellow we played D & D with in college never lived down the nickname he earned from using his portable backgammon game's apparatus - "Dinky dice".
    The search for inner peace continues...

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