Help! I've become hopelessly addicted to the Jerry Springer Show. Three hours of it every morning and I still want more. I can feel my IQ points slipping away by the second as I watch and it takes all day for me to recover them.
I'm even getting strong desires to subscribe to a couple Pay-Per-View events. This is worse than nicotine and meth combined.
I can't help but wonder... are these people for real or is this just a scripted event like pro wrasslin?