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Old 06-21-06, 04:08 PM   #1
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Anybody wanta housebreak my puppy?

In the spirit of things I was wondering...

Anybody here wanna...

Pay my mortage?

Housebreak my new puppy?

Mow my lawn?

Give me a bath?

Cut my food into pieces for me before i eat?

Go to work for me tomorrow?
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Old 06-21-06, 04:20 PM   #2
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Anybody here wanna...
No, no, no, hell no, no & (wait for it . . . ) no.

When are you going to learn: the world does not owe you a living. It owes me a living.
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Old 06-21-06, 04:21 PM   #3
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Well I do not have lawns, puppies, or a mortgage (house paid off ). I have no idea what you do so pass on that. I have done food cutting and bathing and everything for my Dad for a year and a half until he died, 24/7. The famiily let me keep the house in return. Worked out to about $20/hour which is about what it would cost you to hire a Home Care Agency to do it for you. Pass on that too, I've wiped enough **** of of backsides for now.
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Old 06-21-06, 04:34 PM   #4
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i'll break your puppy
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Old 06-21-06, 05:00 PM   #5
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In the spirit of things I was wondering...

Anybody here wanna...

Pay my mortage?

Housebreak my new puppy?

Mow my lawn?

Give me a bath?

Cut my food into pieces for me before i eat?

Go to work for me tomorrow?
Are you giving up using your appendages or just want to start panhandling on some Dallas streetcorner also?
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Old 06-21-06, 05:14 PM   #6
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No, silly, that's MERTON's corner. Portis will be panhandling at 97.60882, 38.79396
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Old 06-21-06, 07:06 PM   #7
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No, silly, that's MERTON's corner. Portis will be panhandling at 97.60882, 38.79396
You forgot the '-' in front of 97.60882, or else Portis lives inthe middle of china. Thats assuming his location is in LONG/LAT rather the the usual LAT/LONG format.
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Actually I might. My neighborhood is looking more and more like China town every day.
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You forgot the '-' in front of 97.60882, or else Portis lives inthe middle of china. Thats assuming his location is in LONG/LAT rather the the usual LAT/LONG format.
If you want, I'll go and take a look -- just to be sure.
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Actually I might. My neighborhood is looking more and more like China town every day.
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Old 06-22-06, 10:22 AM   #12
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....and?
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Old 06-22-06, 10:27 AM   #13
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No, you don't get it!!! When he said "In the spirit of things I was wondering..." he means you going over there, doing all those things for him, with NO PAY whatsoever! Funny how motivations change when the tables are turned...
no kidding. And he fell for it too
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