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    Anybody wanta housebreak my puppy?

    In the spirit of things I was wondering...

    Anybody here wanna...

    Pay my mortage?

    Housebreak my new puppy?

    Mow my lawn?

    Give me a bath?

    Cut my food into pieces for me before i eat?

    Go to work for me tomorrow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    Anybody here wanna...
    No, no, no, hell no, no & (wait for it . . . ) no.

    When are you going to learn: the world does not owe you a living. It owes me a living.

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    Well I do not have lawns, puppies, or a mortgage (house paid off ). I have no idea what you do so pass on that. I have done food cutting and bathing and everything for my Dad for a year and a half until he died, 24/7. The famiily let me keep the house in return. Worked out to about $20/hour which is about what it would cost you to hire a Home Care Agency to do it for you. Pass on that too, I've wiped enough **** of of backsides for now.
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    i'll break your puppy
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    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    In the spirit of things I was wondering...

    Anybody here wanna...

    Pay my mortage?

    Housebreak my new puppy?

    Mow my lawn?

    Give me a bath?

    Cut my food into pieces for me before i eat?

    Go to work for me tomorrow?
    Are you giving up using your appendages or just want to start panhandling on some Dallas streetcorner also?

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    No, silly, that's MERTON's corner. Portis will be panhandling at 97.60882, 38.79396
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    Quote Originally Posted by jschen
    No, silly, that's MERTON's corner. Portis will be panhandling at 97.60882, 38.79396
    You forgot the '-' in front of 97.60882, or else Portis lives inthe middle of china. Thats assuming his location is in LONG/LAT rather the the usual LAT/LONG format.
    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

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    Actually I might. My neighborhood is looking more and more like China town every day.

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    Oops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseysbest
    You forgot the '-' in front of 97.60882, or else Portis lives inthe middle of china. Thats assuming his location is in LONG/LAT rather the the usual LAT/LONG format.
    If you want, I'll go and take a look -- just to be sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    Actually I might. My neighborhood is looking more and more like China town every day.
    uh
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    Actually I might. My neighborhood is looking more and more like China town every day.
    ....and?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mothra
    No, you don't get it!!! When he said "In the spirit of things I was wondering..." he means you going over there, doing all those things for him, with NO PAY whatsoever! Funny how motivations change when the tables are turned...
    no kidding. And he fell for it too
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Best Thread Ever :d
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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