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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    To the knights in shining armour~how far would you go...

    ...to save a damsel in distress?
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    ... about as far as I can throw her???
    Last edited by Mothra; 06-28-06 at 02:47 AM.

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    ...to the ends of the earth, beneath the bowels of Hell...all the way through, to the last checkout line at the 24hrs. Super Wal-Mart*






    *fate worse than Hell.

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    mmm... chicken! Funkychicken's Avatar
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    depends on whose damsel it is that's in distress, and whether she's hot.

    /my armour needs polishing...
    That's a lie.

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    Meow! my58vw's Avatar
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    Save me... please
    Just your average club rider... :)

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    Third base?

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    this is tooooo funny!

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    Depends upon prior experiences with this damsel.

    If all I have ever heard from said damsel was mean spirited, I might let the dragon eat her and hope it ignores me.

    If the damsel on the other hand was unknown to me.....I'd give it a darn good shot.

    If the damsel was a nice person....dragon beware....I'm going to get all medeval on you.
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    I'd be more willing to rescue damsels if they didn't start creating threads willy-nilly when there is no need to create a thread EVER AGAIN! Other than that, I'd go as far as my Dahon would take me -- and that's pretty far.

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    Can she cook?

    Does she ride?
    Tom

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    Uh oh, guys, I think she's going to hit us up to co-sign her car loan.
    Wag more, bark less

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    To the ends of the earth and back. Especially if she can cook.

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    saved one yesterday, but all I had to do was fix a flat tire, does that count?

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    Pfft, she can die for all I care.
    Women want equal rights? They got it. Fix your own damn tire.

    Countless men died saving that lady from King Kong and she didn't even want to be saved. Morons.

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    To save a life - as far as it takes, to save a possible chipped nail, fogetaboudit. Everything else falls someplace in between.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    She got herself into that mess. She can get herself out. And while she's at it, she can get me a beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker
    Uh oh, guys, I think she's going to hit us up to co-sign her car loan.
    No, that would be MERTON.

    (Just teasing you, MERTON.)
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Beauty Everywhere snowy's Avatar
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    Maybe you don't need a man to save you. Maybe all you need is faith within yourself!!!
    "RIDE FAST TAKE CHANCES!"

    Interested in the Women's Forum? Send me a PM for more information.

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    Is ATroll a damsel? I'd do anything for Trollie.
    Dead last finish is better than did not finish and infinitely better than did not start.

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    To the knights in shining armour~how far would you go...

    to measure the distance is to set a limit...

    so i can only answer "the question never came up in my mind"
    Would you like a dream with that?

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    Warrior Cyclist cycle17's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by twahl
    Can she cook?

    Does she ride?
    Funniest reply so far! You forgot one thing though

    One a serious note, I'm generally the kind of person who like to do things for and help friends and people in need. So I'd probably help out quite a bit. I once brought 3 gallons of gas to a woman I didn't know who had a baby in the car and ran out a few miles shy of town. She tried to pay for the gas, but I wouldn't let her. Also changed a flat tire for van full of disabled people when it was snowing out once. I went out to grab milk and ended up changing that tire in like 30 degree weather. BRRRRR.
    Just Do It..

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    Maybe you don't need a man to save you. Maybe all you need is faith within yourself!!!
    That's not gonna help when you're tied up and a giant monkey's flinging mud at you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    ...to save a damsel in distress?
    MY damsel in distress? - to the ends of the Earth, and I'd put my life on the table in a second

    any other damsel in distress? - well, far, but maybe I wouldn't lay down my life necessarily...would depend on the damsel and the distress

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    She got herself into that mess. She can get herself out. And while she's at it, she can get me a beer.


    That had me laughing. Now go polish that armour!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackberry
    Is ATroll a damsel? I'd do anything for Trollie.

    My HERO!!

    So many men....so little time!

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