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Old 06-28-06, 12:31 AM   #1
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To the knights in shining armour~how far would you go...

...to save a damsel in distress?
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Old 06-28-06, 12:40 AM   #2
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... about as far as I can throw her???

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Old 06-28-06, 12:42 AM   #3
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...to the ends of the earth, beneath the bowels of Hell...all the way through, to the last checkout line at the 24hrs. Super Wal-Mart*






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Old 06-28-06, 12:55 AM   #4
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depends on whose damsel it is that's in distress, and whether she's hot.

/my armour needs polishing...
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Old 06-28-06, 01:57 AM   #5
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Save me... please
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Old 06-28-06, 02:11 AM   #6
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Third base?
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Old 06-28-06, 05:19 AM   #7
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this is tooooo funny!
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Old 06-28-06, 05:33 AM   #8
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Depends upon prior experiences with this damsel.

If all I have ever heard from said damsel was mean spirited, I might let the dragon eat her and hope it ignores me.

If the damsel on the other hand was unknown to me.....I'd give it a darn good shot.

If the damsel was a nice person....dragon beware....I'm going to get all medeval on you.
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Old 06-28-06, 05:49 AM   #9
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I'd be more willing to rescue damsels if they didn't start creating threads willy-nilly when there is no need to create a thread EVER AGAIN! Other than that, I'd go as far as my Dahon would take me -- and that's pretty far.
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Old 06-28-06, 05:50 AM   #10
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Can she cook?

Does she ride?
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Uh oh, guys, I think she's going to hit us up to co-sign her car loan.
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Old 06-28-06, 05:53 AM   #12
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To the ends of the earth and back. Especially if she can cook.

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saved one yesterday, but all I had to do was fix a flat tire, does that count?
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Old 06-28-06, 06:42 AM   #14
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Pfft, she can die for all I care.
Women want equal rights? They got it. Fix your own damn tire.

Countless men died saving that lady from King Kong and she didn't even want to be saved. Morons.
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Old 06-28-06, 06:44 AM   #15
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To save a life - as far as it takes, to save a possible chipped nail, fogetaboudit. Everything else falls someplace in between.
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Old 06-28-06, 07:05 AM   #16
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She got herself into that mess. She can get herself out. And while she's at it, she can get me a beer.
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Old 06-28-06, 07:07 AM   #17
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Uh oh, guys, I think she's going to hit us up to co-sign her car loan.
No, that would be MERTON.

(Just teasing you, MERTON.)
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Maybe you don't need a man to save you. Maybe all you need is faith within yourself!!!
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Old 06-28-06, 07:58 AM   #19
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Is ATroll a damsel? I'd do anything for Trollie.
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To the knights in shining armour~how far would you go...

to measure the distance is to set a limit...

so i can only answer "the question never came up in my mind"
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Funniest reply so far! You forgot one thing though

One a serious note, I'm generally the kind of person who like to do things for and help friends and people in need. So I'd probably help out quite a bit. I once brought 3 gallons of gas to a woman I didn't know who had a baby in the car and ran out a few miles shy of town. She tried to pay for the gas, but I wouldn't let her. Also changed a flat tire for van full of disabled people when it was snowing out once. I went out to grab milk and ended up changing that tire in like 30 degree weather. BRRRRR.
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That's not gonna help when you're tied up and a giant monkey's flinging mud at you.
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Old 06-28-06, 08:32 AM   #23
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...to save a damsel in distress?
MY damsel in distress? - to the ends of the Earth, and I'd put my life on the table in a second

any other damsel in distress? - well, far, but maybe I wouldn't lay down my life necessarily...would depend on the damsel and the distress
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She got herself into that mess. She can get herself out. And while she's at it, she can get me a beer.


That had me laughing. Now go polish that armour!!!!!!
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