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    Favorite Bf quotes

    Thought this thread needed to happen. So I can have a selection for my sig quote lol

    So far for me-

    Jschen- If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.

    LOL

    Serendipper- "Special Forces? Pshhaw. We got Crips and Bloods. Give the gangs HUMVEES (which they want anyway), and I DARE anybody to roll through our neighborhoods."

    "Do I have to point out Super Wal-Mart? An army could get lost in there, easy. Supply central for our armed militia. Where else can you get 10 years worth of ammo, cheetoes, tires and diapers?"

    Jyo-You shoulda told her if she was as sleek and sexy as your bike, she'd get ridden more too. Or something along those lines.

    Dead roman- Sais i spend more time riding my bike than i do riding her

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    Gastro to expat: "you're making up physics again"

    r600duraace " then i dialed it up to 400w"

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    I like just about everything the Underwear Nazi says. His "The Underwear Nazi Credo is clear: No underwear under bike shorts for any reason ever. No excuses." is always great when written to newbies.
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Quote Originally Posted by free_pizza
    r600duraace " then i dialed it up to 400w"
    +1000

    This one gets quoted time and time again on rides! Friggin' classic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97
    +1000

    This one gets quoted time and time again on rides! Friggin' classic!

    was that the cocky kid who was all proud about passing some poor fool?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChAnMaN
    was that the cocky kid who was all proud about passing some poor fool?
    The original classic thread is here: link

    The actual quote is...

    "I have my power output set to 400w. roughly 19 mph. I glanced back at him and to initiate the challenge. He took the bait. He was slowly closing in to my wheel. I stood up and dropped down to my 13th gear and just blasted it up at 19 mph. Unless he has been racing, there is no way he could match my speed."

    It never gets old!

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    (from 1/9/05)


    Great webcomic

    http://www.toothpastefordinner.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97
    The original classic thread is here: link

    The actual quote is...

    "I have my power output set to 400w. roughly 19 mph. I glanced back at him and to initiate the challenge. He took the bait. He was slowly closing in to my wheel. I stood up and dropped down to my 13th gear and just blasted it up at 19 mph. Unless he has been racing, there is no way he could match my speed."

    It never gets old!
    you're right. it's as funny now as it was when it was first posted.

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    Can one nominate onself?
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    I wish my grass were emo so it would cut itself.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    400w is a classic. I like my sig, though, and thank you fiddy-six for the piece of pure genius...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy
    Can one nominate onself?
    I remember roughrider saying that one too. Who said it first

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    Hot off the presses:

    Quote Originally Posted by red house
    At least in this great country hippy terrorists hypocrits are still allowed to self-immolate themselves and then run around like decapitated chickens when they realise they got stoned instead of traveling to a tibetan monestary to master control of their pain reflex.. oh, God bless this great land
    Having beaten Iraq/NK/Iran/Health/Education/Poverty etc, Senate does "flagburning"...
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    During the discussion on whether or not American was founded as a Christian nation this happened:

    A member suggested that the evidence lies in the fact that the date mentioned in the Constitution was suffixed with In The Year Of Our Lord.
    The response from the one formerly known as Ziggurat (now Serpico), was classic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Serpico
    yo, Hamilton fell during the convention, saying "God dammit!"--which also strenghtens your thesis
    I actually woke up laughing at the memory of this.



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    Clinton BJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    During the discussion on whether or not American was founded as a Christian nation this happened:

    A member suggested that the evidence lies in the fact that the date mentioned in the Constitution was suffixed with In The Year Of Our Lord.
    The response from the one formerly known as Ziggurat (now Serpico), was classic.



    I actually woke up laughing at the memory of this.


    Ziggurat is serpico? did i miss something?
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    Yeah, refer back to my quote in another foo thread about how changing usernames is annoying.

    He Changed his name from Ziggurat to Serpico a few months ago. Kinda like how Ultra-G changed his name to G-Unit, and back. And Ranger is now Portis, and so on.

    The annoying part is you tend to forget who they are. To me, an online name is not a toy, it does become your online manifestation...so pick one and stick with it. Maybe I'm just old-school like that.
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    The best lines ever have got to be from the R600 thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by R600DuraAce
    I have my power output set to 400w.
    Quote Originally Posted by garysol1
    Huh???????
    Quote Originally Posted by humai18
    He's some sort of robot or android with specific power output settings. Kind of like a microwave or toaster oven.

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    what makes the R600 comments even funnier is the dude TT's at like 22-23mph, has about a 28mph sprint LOL.......weight of the powertap probably costs him 1/2mph

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    All are bases are belong to us!
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    60% of the time, it works everytime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    Yeah, refer back to my quote in another foo thread about how changing usernames is annoying.

    He Changed his name from Ziggurat to Serpico a few months ago. Kinda like how Ultra-G changed his name to G-Unit, and back. And Ranger is now Portis, and so on.

    The annoying part is you tend to forget who they are. To me, an online name is not a toy, it does become your online manifestation...so pick one and stick with it. Maybe I'm just old-school like that.

    yeah thats kinda confusing....i didnt know about ranger either, im just not on enough to keep up with you forum fools
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Thought this thread needed to happen. So I can have a selection for my sig quote lol

    So far for me-

    Jschen- If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate.
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    Not a favourite line, but I loved the picture of Nathan Fabian riding a pony with a party hat.

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    Another vote for the 400 watts

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    Somebody dig up the old MERTON quote thread, eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I'd say the threads in the short lived Men's Forum had some comedy gold in them.
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