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Old 06-29-06, 12:59 PM   #26
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Oh, this is the "piss off" thread...my bad.

Well, I uh. I get pissed off at....um............................

Okay I'll say it. Steve. I get mad at Steve. Because Steve, I know that you are going into my books and taking my sales and profits records. You think that I don't know you do this? Yeah all you have to do is pull up the reports and you can get it from your end. You don't have to come into my desk and take my actual calculations. Admit it! We have turned this place around and the profits and gains are higher than you ever had it and the shrink is finally up to cap. Our hours are low and we are gaining top numbers for this place faster than you can pull your end. Yeah, we got a name now, buddy. A name that you can't touch. It's called work, Steve. Pure muscle and sweat. And everyone here knows that we pump it out. They appreciate it and leave us alone. Not like you. They don't ride us, buddy! And you know what? WE GOT PART OF YOUR BONUS AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT!!!!! And we were only 3 months in. We weren't even eligible until this coming October!! What does that tell you, Steve????
WE ROCK!! And you will never take that away from us. So stay away from my books!!!!!


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Old 06-29-06, 12:59 PM   #27
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You know what REALLY pisses me off?!

When someone tells me to do something RIGHT BEFORE I was going to do that thing.

Here's an example:
Last night, my friend asked me to get him some Gatorade since I was in the kitchen and he was on the sofa. OK, it was really my boyfriend but whenever you're a guy and have a boyfriend and tell people, it sounds really gay.

Anywhooo... he said "can you get me some Gatorade?" and it was not in the fridge so i poured it into a glass and RIGHT BEFORE I turned to get ice, he said "can you put some ice in there also?" I mean, it really drives me crazy when people do that. First of all, we've been together for 8 years, so I know he wants ice. I've known since the first week that he likes drinks to be cold, like my heart.
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Yea this thread does make me feel better. Of course fiddy, this was my idea that you stole!
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When the food service--for my international flight--did not provide my prearranged vegetarian meals.
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When the food service--for my international flight--did not provide my prearranged vegetarian meals.
Here, have a ham sandwich
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Yea this thread does make me feel better. Of course fiddy, this was my idea that you stole!
D00d, you told me to make it.

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One thing that really pisses me off when we get down to it. Me and my friend freaking have been planning since we were like 13 that when he graduated we were gunna do a roadtrip to wyoming to buy fireworks. Everytime it got brought up, we were all for it. He also, talked everytime I saw him about how we were gunna ride everyday in the summer before he leaves for college. Then summer comes, and he tells me he has work 8am-4 pm everyday and singing practice 6:30-9:30 everyday. WTF!@#!! This has been bothering me alot lately, were gunna end up doing nothing and he will leave for BYU. Freaking people who say one thing and do another piss me off. Ack!@#!111

I also hate people that you let borrow money and never pay you back. Or people you do work for and never pay you. Arg.
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Wyoming?? Fireworks??


Why go so far when you can go to C-town and pick some real illegal ones there? I got the hookup from my homeboys. But you can't get them. I have to. You wouldn't "blend in" if you know what I mean.
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Old 06-29-06, 01:10 PM   #35
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I'll drink to that!

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When the food service--for my international flight--did not provide my prearranged vegetarian meals.
That happened to me with Air France. Now I always call ahead the day before; and check at check-in. AND, bring a veggie wrap and other things to eat because they still won't do it.
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Wyoming?? Fireworks??


Why go so far when you can go to C-town and pick some real illegal ones there? I got the hookup from my homeboys. But you can't get them. I have to. You wouldn't "blend in" if you know what I mean.
Well first of all. Most fireworks are illegal in the bay area, let alone the illegal ones. Wyoming its legal, year round. Plus in wyoming they have gigantic warehouse firework stores. They have entire aisles devoted to projectiles and explosives.
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That sounds like my kind of store!
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That sounds like my kind of store!
This whole idea came about when we both on separate occasions went through wyoming with our families. It is literally in the middle of nowhere, every once in awhile you'll see warehouse firework shops. I remember walking into the black cat one, they have 30+ foot aisles. 6 rows of 6-8 columns of goodness.
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No, you don't get it, little brother. I can get the real ones. And I know they are illegal. That's why it's me that has to get them. GET IT? *wink wink*..... C-Town, baby. C-Town.
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The Mexicans that mow my lawn

Cell phones- dont own one, dont want one.

Strippers/Hookers

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And when they show up to ride.... they ride a frekkin Specialized HardRock.

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