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    Chairman of the Bored catatonic's Avatar
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    Heh, gotta love the wording on some emails.

    I got this just a few minutes ago at work...of course company name has been filtered out.


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    I have received email regarding XXXXXXXXXX employees feed the wildlife in the area. Specifically the email has referenced the feeding of squirrels, ducks and feeding/molesting the alligator during beer thirty.

    Please leave the wildlife alone. They are not pets. We want them to remain in their natural habitat unaffected by our presence.


    Thank you for your cooperation,

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    Poor, poor gator....
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    I got this just a few minutes ago at work...of course company name has been filtered out.


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    All,

    I have received email regarding XXXXXXXXXX employees feed the wildlife in the area. Specifically the email has referenced the feeding of squirrels, ducks and feeding/molesting the alligator during beer thirty.

    Please leave the wildlife alone. They are not pets. We want them to remain in their natural habitat unaffected by our presence.


    Thank you for your cooperation,

    XXXXXXX
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    Poor, poor gator....

    Ain't that illegal in your state?

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    molesting aliigators? lol.... anyone brave enough to get this close AND get turned on by alligators?????

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    Chairman of the Bored catatonic's Avatar
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    That's what I was thinking...who in their right mind would get close enough to a gator to "molest" them?


    Even more amusing is imagining the courtroom testimony if someone was to be convicted of "alligator molestation".
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    lol

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Oral is NOT a place I'd want to go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    molesting aliigators? lol.... anyone brave enough to get this close AND get turned on by alligators?????
    No. But one must admit they are very horny creatures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    I got this just a few minutes ago at work...of course company name has been filtered out.


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    I have received email regarding XXXXXXXXXX employees feed the wildlife in the area. Specifically the email has referenced the feeding of squirrels, ducks and feeding/molesting the alligator during beer thirty.

    What is "beer thirty"? Is that what happens when you mix the best of Dr. Pepper time and Miller time? Is that a real expression or some kind of typo?
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    "beer thirty" is a Friday tradition here. At the outdoor lunch/break areas of our St. Pete buildings, every Friday, at 4:30PM, there is free beer. We all go, kick back a few brews, and pretty much just chew the fat for a while.

    It's a great way to end the week basically. And they tend to have decent beers as well as the normal stuff. They had Sam Adams last Friday
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    "beer thirty" is a Friday tradition here. At the outdoor lunch/break areas of our St. Pete buildings, every Friday, at 4:30PM, there is free beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroMax
    What is "beer thirty"? Is that what happens when you mix the best of Dr. Pepper time and Miller time? Is that a real expression or some kind of typo?
    Around here, beer thirty is what time you get off work for all the drinking enthusiast. A similar saying is that I only drink on special occasions like sunrise, sunset, etc.
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