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    Chairman of the Bored catatonic's Avatar
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    gross but funny ebay auction.

    Don't report it, let's see what it ends at....one of the idiots on another forum I go to got put up to this.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MESE%3AIT&rd=1
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    Just shy of 400W ranger5oh's Avatar
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    lol!
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    60% of the time, it works everytime.

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    mmm... chicken! Funkychicken's Avatar
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    it's already got 1 bid...
    That's a lie.

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    OMG!!! I just pissed myself. Shame I didn't have an empty bottle handy. I just watch the potential profits soak my shorts. Damn.
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    Bring That Beat Back Old Dirt Hill's Avatar
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    If only my money making scams were so ingenious

    1. Pee in bottle
    2. Auction said pee on eBay
    3. Profit!

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    I'm sure there's more than a few people out there that know a "golden" opportunity when they see it!
    Ahaha

    ne ways, that's pretty funny

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    LMAO oh my god I can't even add anything that would be near as funny.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    I feel I must state: THIS NOT MY AUCTION.

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    I'm going to laugh so hard if that one bidder gets sniped.
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    Uhm...like....that's nasty, or something.













    I gotta pee.

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    all that money flushed down the loo
    Bansheeeee!

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    Damn....removed!!

    That sucks...I was hopeful as I was the highest bidder!!
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    Yeah, guy got in some crap over it...apparently Ebay can't take a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    Damn....removed!!..........
    Ahh PISS!!

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    Its not that bad. I dont see how people get so worked up over it.

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    Really, I once saw a bucket of poo up for auction.
    I wanna ride!
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    Ebay pulled a donation kit for the spermcube project last week....another forumite from that other forum being weird.

    spermcube is pretty disgusting....I don't even want to know how some random guy came up with the idea that art is 280-some gallons of sperm in ice cube form....reading about it made me want to puke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FLBandit
    Really, I once saw a bucket of poo up for auction.
    Flaming bag of poo would be awesome! Can't figure out how to keep it burning throughout the auction period though... maybe I'll just include a lighter with the bag and they can light it themselves when they receive it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLBandit
    Really, I once saw a bucket of poo up for auction.


    I bid on that but mostly because I liked the bucket.

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    I've got an idea for an auction...best part is I see no way it can get pulled:

    "create your own ice cube kit, deluxe package"

    The actual parts, pictures and such will come whenever I actually get around to doing it. Hard part is finding the parts for the best comedic execution.
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