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    Yes! Yes!!!! Yeeesssss!!!

    I just saw ut, it was sooo ccool....the trailer for "snakes on a plane"....man I gotta see that movie!
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    Movies like that scare me way more then horror stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    I just saw ut, it was sooo ccool....the trailer for "snakes on a plane"....man I gotta see that movie!
    Don't know what ut is. But the snakes on plane trailer looked like one of the stupidest movies ever to possibly visit the theatres.

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    I thought that whole thing was a joke on the Colbert Report till I saw the trailer. ??? Who's making these movie decisions?

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    Samuel L Jackson has lost my respect for ever with that crap. It's as if Pulp Fiction was never even made fer crissake!

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    Makes me think of the Night of the Lupus, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
    Real classics there..Yes sir ree, real classic
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    The problem with this movie is that they are making it bad deliberately. It therefore defeats the purpose. Movies that are bad are funny because the people that made them wanted them to be good ie Battlefield Earth, Plan 9 etc...

    In this case the people making are making it 'bad'. How is that amusing? It's just stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Don't know what ut is. But the snakes on plane trailer looked like one of the stupidest movies ever to possibly visit the theatres.
    Nope, Zoolander has that honour.

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    hey!!!!! I thought zoolander had some ridiculousy good looking people in it! you just hate it cause he was born with such perfect bone structure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    hey!!!!! I thought zoolander had some ridiculousy good looking people in it! you just hate it cause he was born with such perfect bone structure!
    Pfffftttt!

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    That's the thing though....the movie does suck, and they know it. Sometimes movies that refuse to take themselves seriously are a riot....take evil dead 2 for example.

    And Jackson is doing it just because of the name of the movie being the entire plot of the movie....he threatened to leave if they changed the movie name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Nope, Zoolander has that honour.
    Zoolander was funny!

    Just to make you mad, I'm doing the "Magnum" face in your general direction!

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    Zoolander was a steaming pile of dog excrement and Ben Stiller is the orifice from which it came. He'll never fill his daddy's shoes. <blech>

    "I fart in your general direction!" Now that was a funny movie

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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    That's the thing though....the movie does suck, and they know it. Sometimes movies that refuse to take themselves seriously are a riot....take evil dead 2 for example.

    [SIZE=2]And Jackson is doing it just because of the name of the movie being the entire plot of the movie....he threatened to leave if they changed the movie name.[/SIZE]
    I heard that too....

    The Alamo Drafthouse theatre in Austin is doing a video contest called Blank on Blank. Basically contestants will get assigned a movie name: Lions on a Bus, Warthogs on a Skateboard, Walruses on a train, etc. and have to create a short movie. Fun!
    Where am I going?......

    ....and why am I in this handbasket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CycleMagic
    I heard that too....

    The Alamo Drafthouse theatre in Austin is doing a video contest called Blank on Blank. Basically contestants will get assigned a movie name: Lions on a Bus, Warthogs on a Skateboard, Walruses on a train, etc. and have to create a short movie. Fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    That's the thing though....the movie does suck, and they know it. Sometimes movies that refuse to take themselves seriously are a riot....take evil dead 2 for example.

    And Jackson is doing it just because of the name of the movie being the entire plot of the movie....he threatened to leave if they changed the movie name.

    They know it and they are making it so deliberately. Evil Dead 2 was a good and humourous movie ie it had a good script.

    If you make a movie deliberately bad how can it be funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    The website is here, and includes the clip from "Lions on a Bus".

    www.blanksonablank.com

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    Ben stiller is the shiz yo

    Funniest movie ever IMO is Meet the Parents.
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    Not half as funny as his poppa

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    Quote Originally Posted by CycleMagic
    I heard that too....

    The Alamo Drafthouse theatre in Austin is doing a video contest called Blank on Blank. Basically contestants will get assigned a movie name: Lions on a Bus, Warthogs on a Skateboard, Walruses on a train, etc. and have to create a short movie. Fun!
    "There's Emus on the m___rf___kin' bus!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny_Monkey
    They know it and they are making it so deliberately. Evil Dead 2 was a good and humourous movie ie it had a good script.

    If you make a movie deliberately bad how can it be funny?
    Deliberately bad movies are great to make fun of.

    go look at 1980s porno for a fantastic example....I really don't see how it excited anyone...between me and 6 of my friends at the time watching it (two were women) some of the comments:

    "What the heck is that....did this guy just bring a vienna sausage to a kielbasa contest?"

    "what is that sound coming from that woman's mouth...."
    'I think it's a pig grunt'
    "where the hell would a woman learn a pig grunt"
    'It's like the army....don't ask, we won't tell.'

    "ladies....since when was a mullet sexy"
    'never'
    "since when does porno and a whitesnake concert go hand in hand"

    "what just happened here"
    'didn't you go to sex ed...you know when the act is finisihed..'
    "shut up dork, yeah I did, but this is not it....this is the diest coke of that...just one calorie...what the hell is this, sexual madlibs?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHairedScot
    The website is here, and includes the clip from "Lions on a Bus".

    www.blanksonablank.com
    Thanks, RHS! I was just in Austin and got to see that clip many times! funny stuff!!!
    Where am I going?......

    ....and why am I in this handbasket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    Deliberately bad movies are great to make fun of.

    go look at 1980s porno for a fantastic example....I really don't see how it excited anyone...between me and 6 of my friends at the time watching it (two were women) some of the comments:

    "What the heck is that....did this guy just bring a vienna sausage to a kielbasa contest?"

    "what is that sound coming from that woman's mouth...."
    'I think it's a pig grunt'
    "where the hell would a woman learn a pig grunt"
    'It's like the army....don't ask, we won't tell.'

    "ladies....since when was a mullet sexy"
    'never'
    "since when does porno and a whitesnake concert go hand in hand"

    "what just happened here"
    'didn't you go to sex ed...you know when the act is finisihed..'
    "shut up dork, yeah I did, but this is not it....this is the diest coke of that...just one calorie...what the hell is this, sexual madlibs?"
    Porno's in the 1980's were not deliberately bad. Rather the rise of videotapes enabled anyone to make a porn movie, hence the poor production values. Haven't you seen Boogie Nights?

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    everytime i look at this thread in no matter how hard i try i forget what its about untill i open it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aikigreg
    Samuel L Jackson has lost my respect for ever with that crap. It's as if Pulp Fiction was never even made fer crissake!
    Say what? Samuel L. Jackson has been in ****-ton of movies, and most of them have been garbage. I know that I would certainly star in a horrible pile of crap movie every now and then if it meant I'd be making as much money as he was.

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