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    mmm... chicken! Funkychicken's Avatar
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    I'd hit it...

    ... like the fist of an angry god.

    next analogy, please.
    That's a lie.

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    like a priest on an altar boy.

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    Doesn't this ever get old?

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    Nope. Now, if you're not gonna play nice you can go take a time out please

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    like Richard Gere on a gerbel.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    ...like a Duke lacrosse player on a saturday night
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    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

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    like a Whack-a-Mole

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    with a baseball bat
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    .....like the Village People on Richard Simmons.


    Oh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww................
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    like a skydiver without a parachute

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    as tight as a Nun's nasty.

    like a rat up a drainpipe.

    bangs like a dunny door in a gale.
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    I'd club it like a baby seal
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    I'd hit it like a prizefighter.

    I'd attack it like a pack of wolves.

    "The bang heard around the world"...yes I would hit it just like that.
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    Like a redneck on a chicken bone

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    like Michael Jackson on a...


    oh never mind too easy...
    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

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    Like a Polaroid picture..............crap, that's "shake it like a..." Screw it!

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    like a red headed step child

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    like a geriatric in an oldsmobile
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    I'd hit it like a cruise missile.
    -------- __@
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    Like a naughty drum set.

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    with a battering ram


    RAMMING SPEEEEED!!!!!

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    Like that ping pong ball who keeps lookin at me funny.

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    like a rabbit on speed.

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    ...like Clinton on a doobie!

    ...like Clinton on Monica Lewinsky!

    ...like Clinton on Paula Jones!

    ...like Clinton on Kathleen Wiley!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    like yo momma on a Saturday night.

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