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Old 07-20-06, 02:08 AM   #1
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I'd hit it...

... like the fist of an angry god.

next analogy, please.
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Old 07-20-06, 04:21 AM   #2
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Old 07-20-06, 04:30 AM   #3
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Doesn't this ever get old?
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Old 07-20-06, 04:40 AM   #4
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Nope. Now, if you're not gonna play nice you can go take a time out please
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Old 07-20-06, 06:54 AM   #5
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like Richard Gere on a gerbel.
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Old 07-20-06, 07:42 AM   #6
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...like a Duke lacrosse player on a saturday night
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Old 07-20-06, 07:53 AM   #7
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like a Whack-a-Mole
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Old 07-20-06, 07:57 AM   #8
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Old 07-20-06, 08:00 AM   #9
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.....like the Village People on Richard Simmons.


Oh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww................
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Old 07-20-06, 08:08 AM   #10
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like a skydiver without a parachute
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Old 07-20-06, 08:16 AM   #11
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as tight as a Nun's nasty.

like a rat up a drainpipe.

bangs like a dunny door in a gale.

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Old 07-20-06, 08:20 AM   #12
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I'd club it like a baby seal
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Old 07-20-06, 08:31 AM   #13
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I'd hit it like a prizefighter.

I'd attack it like a pack of wolves.

"The bang heard around the world"...yes I would hit it just like that.
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Old 07-20-06, 08:33 AM   #14
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like Michael Jackson on a...


oh never mind too easy...
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Like a Polaroid picture..............crap, that's "shake it like a..." Screw it!
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like a red headed step child
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like a geriatric in an oldsmobile
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Old 07-20-06, 09:50 AM   #19
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I'd hit it like a cruise missile.
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Old 07-20-06, 09:51 AM   #20
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Like a naughty drum set.
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Old 07-20-06, 09:55 AM   #21
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with a battering ram


RAMMING SPEEEEED!!!!!
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Old 07-20-06, 10:13 AM   #22
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Like that ping pong ball who keeps lookin at me funny.
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Old 07-20-06, 10:17 AM   #23
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like a rabbit on speed.
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Old 07-20-06, 10:27 AM   #24
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...like Clinton on a doobie!

...like Clinton on Monica Lewinsky!

...like Clinton on Paula Jones!

...like Clinton on Kathleen Wiley!
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