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    It'll be fine... Recess's Avatar
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    The Random Blurt Thread...

    Hey folks,

    Having been 'keeked on' once again by a bird on my commute this morning, I've decided to finally give in and go negative. But I think keeping it contained is a good idea. Therefore, the Random Blurt Thread seems to be the best idea for somewhere to vent.

    The only rule is no conversations, just random blurts.

    I'll start.

    Birds.... put a cork in it!!!!!!!!!!!
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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    Mom.... put a cork in it!!!!!!!
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    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

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    Deer Park that's good water!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, the server's not down!
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey...
    What's with the funny voice? Something wrong with your nose or something?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Big brothers ALWAYS pick on little sisters....

    I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Big brothers ALWAYS pick on little sisters....

    I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......
    Alright, alright....'nuff said! You don't have to go there. Play nice...I'll play nice, everybody play nice now.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Co-workers, the other white meat.
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Big brothers ALWAYS pick on little sisters....

    I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......
    You mean you found condoms, a Hustler magazine, pot and pantyhose in HIS drawer too!

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    You mean you found condoms, a Hustler magazine, pot and pantyhose in HIS drawer too!
    No...they were actually YOURS...I was hiding them that one time dad was suspecting you and you thought he was going to search your room. Remember...it was during the summer right after you graduated high school?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Senior Member SingleSpeeDemon's Avatar
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    Oh f*ck! You spilled it all over me! Do you realize what you've done???
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    No...they were actually YOURS...I was hiding them that one time dad was suspecting you and you thought he was going to search your room. Remember...it was during the summer right after you graduated high school?
    I don't remember. I don't recall. I have no memory of anything at all.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    I pooped my pants


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    ************************!!!!!
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    one co-worker down, 4 more to go.
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    Blech!
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    Lunch time is here, hooray....this means normally 3 more hours to my shift....today...probably 7
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    A want a bottle of wine to uncork.

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    I have a bottle of port at home.....sadly cheap port

    ...but hye, either way port is yummy!
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    My signature drink, strong iced tea, has too much sugar. Great, now I am hyper as a crazy puppy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Big brothers ALWAYS pick on little sisters....

    I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......
    You were around back then, dannnnng you old!!

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    I'm thinking a nice cabernet or something, but damn the liquor store is closed today.

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    Pink purple spotted people peeing on a patrol ship precisely patrolling pumpkin seeds protectively privitely producing pistachio flavored peacocks with parkinsons painstakenly smoking a pipe of peace.

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    flaming fluorescent flamingoes frolic fristfullin in the flowing waters of freshness with fullfillment and foresight, for the foaming rain of fire will fall for the firm earth in a fortnight.
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    bah unholy wheel toolset flying tigers!

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