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Old 07-24-06, 02:27 AM   #1
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The Random Blurt Thread...

Hey folks,

Having been 'keeked on' once again by a bird on my commute this morning, I've decided to finally give in and go negative. But I think keeping it contained is a good idea. Therefore, the Random Blurt Thread seems to be the best idea for somewhere to vent.

The only rule is no conversations, just random blurts.

I'll start.

Birds.... put a cork in it!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's with the funny voice? Something wrong with your nose or something?
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Big brothers ALWAYS pick on little sisters....

I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......
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I should tell them what I found in your underwear drawer when you were 13.......
Alright, alright....'nuff said! You don't have to go there. Play nice...I'll play nice, everybody play nice now.
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You mean you found condoms, a Hustler magazine, pot and pantyhose in HIS drawer too!
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You mean you found condoms, a Hustler magazine, pot and pantyhose in HIS drawer too!
No...they were actually YOURS...I was hiding them that one time dad was suspecting you and you thought he was going to search your room. Remember...it was during the summer right after you graduated high school?
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No...they were actually YOURS...I was hiding them that one time dad was suspecting you and you thought he was going to search your room. Remember...it was during the summer right after you graduated high school?
I don't remember. I don't recall. I have no memory of anything at all.
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Lunch time is here, hooray....this means normally 3 more hours to my shift....today...probably 7
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You were around back then, dannnnng you old!!
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