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Old 07-27-06, 12:22 AM   #1
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Wow, my girlfriend is the best.

We just started going out.

This is her daily driver:


And THIS is her weekend toy:
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Old 07-27-06, 12:25 AM   #2
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HOLY *****!!!
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Old 07-27-06, 12:29 AM   #3
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You know your gf is a redneck when?...

Seriously, pretty cool, it actually doesn't surpise me out here (in utah canada ) as we tend to need them...but seriously all I could think about was foxworthy...
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Old 07-27-06, 12:40 AM   #4
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Ya, she's a farmgirl, but she has a *****in' sense of humor. Nice trucks, and she's not bad to look at either.

Also, in my town, you CANNOT have a 2wd truck and expect to drive it year round. 4X4's are a must.
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Old 07-27-06, 12:45 AM   #5
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You're sure she's female right?
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Old 07-27-06, 12:47 AM   #6
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She didnt have a penis last night....
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Old 07-27-06, 12:51 AM   #7
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Are you sure, those kinds of people can tuck it under ya know
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Old 07-27-06, 01:07 AM   #8
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Old 07-27-06, 01:36 AM   #9
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We need pictures of her to be sure.
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Old 07-27-06, 01:38 AM   #10
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We need pictures of her to be sure.
yes, and tell her to stick her booty out.

Also, man I hope you know I'm kidding with you bro.
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Old 07-27-06, 05:36 AM   #11
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We need pictures of her to be sure.
Here she is......he sent me pics the other day.

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Old 07-27-06, 05:41 AM   #12
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You're right WTP, she is and she has a cool bedroom too
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Old 07-27-06, 06:11 AM   #13
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we found mud!
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Old 07-27-06, 06:28 AM   #14
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Oh my!
I looked at that truck at first and it almost looked army surplus. You should paint it that color
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Old 07-27-06, 06:32 AM   #15
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Is that OJ's old Bronco in disguise???


A buddy of mine had one like that ages ago. He named it Sasquatch.
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Old 07-27-06, 07:25 AM   #16
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If you are posting pics of her, be sure to have her put on some Daisy Duke Jean-shorts, and also, it appears she has a spot of rust on the wheel arches of the Bronco, better get that checked out
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Old 07-27-06, 07:46 AM   #17
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Friends don't let friends drive Fords. Oh wait, what am I saying?
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Old 07-27-06, 08:31 AM   #18
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The trucks are pretty nice, but the F150? looks like its lifted on blocks. Axlewrap.
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Old 07-27-06, 08:43 AM   #19
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Old 07-27-06, 08:55 AM   #20
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Friends don't let friends drive Fords. Oh wait, what am I saying?

My kinda man!
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Old 07-27-06, 09:46 AM   #21
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My kinda man!
/hides the Focus

Yeah baby! You and me! Hit the bricks Boogs!

/cue jyo theme music

*bowmp chicka bowmp bowmp*
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Old 07-27-06, 10:33 AM   #22
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*slaps a Chevy bowtie on that Focus*

Let's roll with the big boys!!!!!
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Old 07-27-06, 10:48 AM   #23
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I'll bet her dress shoes are made by Wolverine!
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Old 07-27-06, 10:54 AM   #24
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
He's a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I love to press wild flow'rs
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
He cuts down trees...
He's a lumberjack...
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Old 07-27-06, 12:51 PM   #25
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Y'know, Canadians get all kinds of upset when you ask them if the Lumberjack song is their national anthem.
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