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Old 07-28-06, 06:55 PM   #1
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A Bike for Real Foo Fanatics

I debated whether I should post this in Foo or Alt Bike Culture. Foo won.

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Old 07-28-06, 07:03 PM   #2
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Holy crap, I'd never have to get off that bike!!! I could live on it. No more bike smiles for the ladies if we can't have em, neither can you!!
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Old 07-28-06, 07:08 PM   #3
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The only thing it's missing is the optional cooler attachment.
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Old 07-28-06, 07:14 PM   #4
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You never rode my bouncy bouncy boing boing, have you, Pheard?
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Old 07-28-06, 07:18 PM   #5
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DOes Brooks make a seat for that?
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Old 07-28-06, 07:21 PM   #6
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That's one way to solve this problem...

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You never rode my bouncy bouncy boing boing, have you, Pheard?
Does it give guys bicycle smiles too?
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Old 07-28-06, 07:33 PM   #8
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Old 07-28-06, 07:37 PM   #9
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I wanna ride your oinger boinger, errr boingy oingy, err whatever it's called!!!
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Old 07-28-06, 10:29 PM   #10
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I'd swear it looks like someone actually rides it.

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Old 07-28-06, 10:35 PM   #11
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Heh... I'd ride it around town. Maybe I'll build one! Couldn't you see me riding down Colfax on it???
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Old 07-28-06, 10:56 PM   #12
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That bike is the sh*t!










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Old 07-28-06, 11:28 PM   #13
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...," he said, flush with excitement!
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...what's a bicycle smile ???
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Old 07-29-06, 12:57 AM   #15
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...what's a bicycle smile ???
If I didn't know better I'd assume this was a setup.
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Old 07-29-06, 03:38 AM   #16
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That's one way to solve this problem...

I've seen this done IN the peolton when I drove a press motor, my camerman almost got a golden shower! The rider that needs relief gets a team mate to push him as as he pees. Just glad he didn't have to take a dump!
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Old 07-29-06, 03:58 AM   #17
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It beats the bike I got last year





And the one I had as a kid too.


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Old 07-29-06, 07:25 AM   #18
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I would so rock that bike....add a pannier to hold a giant battery, and put a laptop shelf on it, and I am like a taco bell crunchwrap....good to go! Bike, poopies, and my Intarwebbar thingy!
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Old 07-29-06, 11:22 AM   #19
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Alright, it's time to pipe down on the toilet humor related to this bike!
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Old 07-29-06, 11:41 AM   #20
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Um....No...No it's not, actually.
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Old 07-29-06, 12:19 PM   #21
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Um....No...No it's not, actually.
I know it's not, KT. I only hope that you realize that I was just punishing everyone and punctuating the conversation with a bad pun.
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Old 07-29-06, 12:41 PM   #22
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so.... what IS a bicycle smile?
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Old 07-29-06, 01:06 PM   #23
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Old 07-29-06, 01:09 PM   #24
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so.... what IS a bicycle smile?
There was a long-running thread on the subject many years ago but it has since been removed due to it degenerating into ludeness. However, the term came from the movie The Road to Wellville (although some say it was merely popularised in that movie)...

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