Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 30
  1. #1
    Senior Member randya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    in bed with your mom
    My Bikes
    who cares?
    Posts
    13,696
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    A Bike for Real Foo Fanatics

    I debated whether I should post this in Foo or Alt Bike Culture. Foo won.


  2. #2
    Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    South City, Ca
    Posts
    3,348
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Holy crap, I'd never have to get off that bike!!! I could live on it. No more bike smiles for the ladies if we can't have em, neither can you!!

  3. #3
    Senior Member nick burns's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Absecon, NJ
    My Bikes
    Puch Luzern, Puch Mistral SLE, Bianchi Pista, Motobecane Grand Touring, Austro-Daimler Ultima, Legnano, Raleigh MountainTour, Cannondale SM600
    Posts
    2,941
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The only thing it's missing is the optional cooler attachment.

  4. #4
    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    10,465
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    You never rode my bouncy bouncy boing boing, have you, Pheard?
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

  5. #5
    brain damaged bovine muccapazza's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    back on the dental floss ranch, wielding zircon encrusted tweezers
    My Bikes
    Schwinn wrecked ol' Probe 1x2, 84 Bianchi Limited,Cannondale F400,Raleigh 20 folder,78 Schwinn LeTour III Fixed Gear,Redline Conquest Pro,71-73 Gitane TdF,Gitane Grand Sport de Luxe,78 Raleigh Super Course,80 Schwinn World Sport
    Posts
    625
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    DOes Brooks make a seat for that?

  6. #6
    DEADBEEF khuon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Catching his breath alongside a road near Seattle, WA USA
    My Bikes
    1999 K2 OzM, 2001 Aegis Aro Svelte
    Posts
    12,155
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    That's one way to solve this problem...

    1999 K2 OzM 2001 Aegis Aro Svelte OCP Club Member
    "Be liberal in what you accept, and conservative in what you send." -- Jon Postel, RFC1122

  7. #7
    Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    South City, Ca
    Posts
    3,348
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    You never rode my bouncy bouncy boing boing, have you, Pheard?
    Does it give guys bicycle smiles too?

  8. #8
    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    10,465
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Does it give guys bicycle smiles too?

    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
    Quote Originally Posted by making View Post
    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

  9. #9
    Banned
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    South City, Ca
    Posts
    3,348
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    I wanna ride your oinger boinger, errr boingy oingy, err whatever it's called!!!

  10. #10
    Senior Member randya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    in bed with your mom
    My Bikes
    who cares?
    Posts
    13,696
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I'd swear it looks like someone actually rides it.


  11. #11
    Crankenstein bmclaughlin807's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Spokane
    My Bikes
    Novara Randonee (TankerBelle)
    Posts
    4,038
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Heh... I'd ride it around town. Maybe I'll build one! Couldn't you see me riding down Colfax on it???
    "There is no greater wonder than the way the face and character of a woman fit so perfectly in a man's mind, and stay there, and he could never tell you why. It just seems it was the thing he most wanted." Robert Louis Stevenson

  12. #12
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    405
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    That bike is the sh*t!










    ugh
    Cause the more cyclists notice me the more I Love myself.
    Cause the more cyclists notice me the more I Love myself.

  13. #13
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    My Bikes
    Electra Townie 7D
    Posts
    3,398
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    ...," he said, flush with excitement!

  14. #14
    Mullet Boy! Pink_Ninja's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Adelaide
    My Bikes
    a giant upland 03, old europia road bike or something and soon to be getting a Norco Bigfoot or something of the sort
    Posts
    690
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    ...what's a bicycle smile ???
    Bansheeeee!

  15. #15
    DEADBEEF khuon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Catching his breath alongside a road near Seattle, WA USA
    My Bikes
    1999 K2 OzM, 2001 Aegis Aro Svelte
    Posts
    12,155
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Pink_Ninja
    ...what's a bicycle smile ???
    If I didn't know better I'd assume this was a setup.
    1999 K2 OzM 2001 Aegis Aro Svelte OCP Club Member
    "Be liberal in what you accept, and conservative in what you send." -- Jon Postel, RFC1122

  16. #16
    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    9,163
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by khuon
    That's one way to solve this problem...

    I've seen this done IN the peolton when I drove a press motor, my camerman almost got a golden shower! The rider that needs relief gets a team mate to push him as as he pees. Just glad he didn't have to take a dump!

  17. #17
    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
    My Bikes
    Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
    Posts
    3,928
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    It beats the bike I got last year





    And the one I had as a kid too.


    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

  18. #18
    Chairman of the Bored catatonic's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    St. Petersburg, FL
    My Bikes
    2004 Raleigh Talus, 2001 Motobecane Vent Noir (Custom build for heavy riders)
    Posts
    5,825
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I would so rock that bike....add a pannier to hold a giant battery, and put a laptop shelf on it, and I am like a taco bell crunchwrap....good to go! Bike, poopies, and my Intarwebbar thingy!
    -------- __@
    ----- _`\<,_
    ---- (*)/ (*)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

  19. #19
    Car(e) Free! koine2002's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Dallas, TX
    My Bikes
    Homebuilt Nashbar Steel MTB; 1988 Schwinn Premis
    Posts
    851
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Alright, it's time to pipe down on the toilet humor related to this bike!
    "There is hardly a man or woman who dares to be just what he or she is without doctoring up the impression." --A.W. Tozer

  20. #20
    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
    My Bikes
    Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
    Posts
    3,928
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by koine2002
    Alright, it's time to pipe down on the toilet humor related to this bike!
    Um....No...No it's not, actually.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

  21. #21
    Car(e) Free! koine2002's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Dallas, TX
    My Bikes
    Homebuilt Nashbar Steel MTB; 1988 Schwinn Premis
    Posts
    851
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    Um....No...No it's not, actually.
    I know it's not, KT. I only hope that you realize that I was just punishing everyone and punctuating the conversation with a bad pun.
    "There is hardly a man or woman who dares to be just what he or she is without doctoring up the impression." --A.W. Tozer

  22. #22
    Senior Member rando's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Tempe, AZ
    Posts
    2,967
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    so.... what IS a bicycle smile?
    "Think of bicycles as rideable art that can just about save the world". ~Grant Petersen

    Cyclists fare best when they recognize that there are times when acting vehicularly is not the best practice, and are flexible enough to do what is necessary as the situation warrants.--Me

  23. #23
    scoobie
    Guest
    Me & my Foo bike
    Attached Images Attached Images

  24. #24
    Descends Like Avalanche HigherGround's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Somewhere between Funkytown and Margaritaville, PA
    My Bikes
    Lynskey R330, Litespeed Classic, Eddy Merckx MX Leader, Specialized Rock Hopper Comp (1988!)
    Posts
    5,740
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by scoobie
    Me & my Foo bike
    As if it didn't already hurt enough to be hit from behind if you brake suddenly.

  25. #25
    DEADBEEF khuon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Catching his breath alongside a road near Seattle, WA USA
    My Bikes
    1999 K2 OzM, 2001 Aegis Aro Svelte
    Posts
    12,155
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by rando
    so.... what IS a bicycle smile?
    There was a long-running thread on the subject many years ago but it has since been removed due to it degenerating into ludeness. However, the term came from the movie The Road to Wellville (although some say it was merely popularised in that movie)...

    Virginia Cranehill: The fresh air, the exercise, and the pleasure of a leather saddle between one's thighs.
    Eleanor Lightbody: Why, Virginia, what do you mean?
    Virginia Cranehill: Bicycle smile, I believe they call it.
    1999 K2 OzM 2001 Aegis Aro Svelte OCP Club Member
    "Be liberal in what you accept, and conservative in what you send." -- Jon Postel, RFC1122

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •