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Old 07-29-06, 02:41 PM   #1
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Wtf?

Why does my pee smell like spam? i haven't even ate spam for weeks....all i had in the past 48 hours are fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee.

....now everytime I hit the urinal here at work, i smell spam....WTF?
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When was the last time you took a shower?
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Old 07-29-06, 02:45 PM   #3
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Why does my pee smell like spam? i haven't even ate spam for weeks....all i had in the past 48 hours are fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee.

....now everytime I hit the urinal here at work, i smell spam....WTF?


That is WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much information, boyfriend!

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All I know for sure is that if you force yourself to chug a gallon of water, your wizz will have positively no smell.
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Old 07-29-06, 03:09 PM   #6
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One, or all of the Gods are messing with you. Make sure that:

1) your dead are properly buried
2) no one is your family is accidentally married to a relative (adoption and other means make this possible)
3) you do not anger the Gods by boasting
4) none of your bikes have a kickstand


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Old 07-29-06, 03:26 PM   #7
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Do you think using a trebuchet cleverly disguised as a doormat to lauch door-to-door salesmen into the bay would anger the gods enough to do this?
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Old 07-29-06, 03:27 PM   #8
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Why does my pee smell like spam? i haven't even ate spam for weeks....all i had in the past 48 hours are fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee.

....now everytime I hit the urinal here at work, i smell spam....WTF?
Have you ever mixed fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee in a blender and smelt it?
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Old 07-29-06, 03:43 PM   #9
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Do you think using a trebuchet cleverly disguised as a doormat to lauch door-to-door salesmen into the bay would anger the gods enough to do this?
It would if one or more of them were fond of one you launched, or if they thought one of the products was a particularly good deal. You're sure about the kickstand thing?
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Do you think using a trebuchet cleverly disguised as a doormat to lauch door-to-door salesmen into the bay would anger the gods enough to do this?
No, that would actually make them happy.
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Old 07-29-06, 04:15 PM   #11
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Yeah, neither of my bikes have kickstands...I hate those things.

I do see KT's point though....maybe it's that weird cheese I was eating...some semi-soft french stuff.
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Old 07-29-06, 04:31 PM   #12
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Why does my pee smell like spam?
....now everytime I hit the urinal here at work, i smell spam....WTF?
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Perhaps it's the smell of the turd floating in the unflushed toilet. Flush before you pee, take careful aim, let it rip, and make sure you wash your hands afters.
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listen to Dohickey's advice....they should know what they are talking about: look at their location! tee hee
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Old 07-29-06, 04:52 PM   #14
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lol!!! why is it I cant take this thread seriously.. all im doing is laughing here..
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Old 07-29-06, 05:27 PM   #15
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Thank you for sharing that with us. Is there anything else you'd like us to sniff?

(Try a lot of cranberry juice for the next few days.)
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Thank you for sharing that with us. Is there anything else you'd like us to sniff?

(Try a lot of cranberry juice for the next few days.)
and that was brought to you by some guy names "smelly Gary"
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Anybody else feel that this was WAY, WAY more information than they ever wanted to know about Catatonic's life?
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hahaha this thread rocks. i would give it a cookie or an award or something if i could. but sadly i cant :'(
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Have you ever mixed fried chicken strips, some mudslides, key lime cheesecake, cheese, and coffee in a blender and smelt it?
Seriously cata, if you truly eat the way you say you do. No wonder all you do is smell like spam. I bet you sweat liquid butter.
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Anybody else feel that this was WAY, WAY more information than they ever wanted to know about Catatonic's life?
My personal policy is there is never too much information. I'd rather filter what comes my way rather than miss something good.

Michigander is right. Lotsa water will clear things right up. Or you could drink lotsa beer. Then your pee would smell like beer; but I don't think it would smell like beer with Spam.
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Old 07-29-06, 06:07 PM   #21
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You really need to eat better
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true, my diet sucks...it's part of working too many hours this month...pretty much I just eat something fast and go to sleep.

Tonight will be steak and shake since nothing else will be open by the time I leave work tonight....I've already pulled 13 hours....about 3 and a half more if I'm lucky.
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Old 07-29-06, 09:10 PM   #23
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I think the answer is very clear.


YOU'VE BEEN MERTONIZED!!!


For gosh sakes, this was a definitely a Merton question!!!!


*slap slap* Where is our Catatonic?? What did you do with him????
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Old 07-29-06, 09:12 PM   #24
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asparagus, have you been eating asparagus? Otherwise, I agree with Pistofferson, 6 months, tops!
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