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Old 08-02-06, 01:58 PM   #1
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Say something absurd

I dont want to hear anything that makes sense or is at all witty. Non-sequitur only. Let loose your inner psychopath.
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Old 08-02-06, 02:27 PM   #2
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You mean like that?
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Old 08-02-06, 02:37 PM   #3
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No, I believe that you have a beard on you 3rd moon, you stupid librarian.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 08-02-06, 03:00 PM   #6
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Old 08-02-06, 03:37 PM   #8
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Y'kow, when you try to say something absurd, it just comes out extra Pendelton.

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Old 08-02-06, 03:49 PM   #11
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steve crawled up atop of his heap, left of center.
barking, he wandered, wondering
about those people he left. drug store beaten.
was closed, nothing but calendars and rice blood
puddings gave relief to his homeless thinking.
steve washed his sun, placing an enema inside.
producing an empty chamber. was the easiest thing.
since he learned to shut his mouth. those people now left. centered.
steve's shoulders burned. between the first thought
and last shot. then gave up. holding his head together.
steve dug into his foxhole, bleeding. left of center.
sunlight toasted feet felt like wednesday,
when mom was gone.

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Old 08-02-06, 03:51 PM   #12
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The Jaberwocky

By Lewis Carroll

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought-
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffing through the tugey wood,
And burbled as it came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.


"And hast thou slain the Jaberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did grye and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe
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Old 08-02-06, 03:53 PM   #13
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"something absurd"

(This is the first time repeating the "say ..." is actually appropriate. )
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Old 08-02-06, 03:54 PM   #14
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My hovercraft is full of eels


No-one said anything about original absurdity
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Old 08-02-06, 03:54 PM   #15
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Old 08-02-06, 04:29 PM   #22
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Politician passes laws restricting automobiles to multiuse pathways, allowing cyclists unfettered access and freedom from those slow motorists!
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