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    如果你能讀了這個你講中文 genericbikedude's Avatar
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    Say something absurd

    I dont want to hear anything that makes sense or is at all witty. Non-sequitur only. Let loose your inner psychopath.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    I have elephants playing mandolins in my frying pan.

    You mean like that?

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    如果你能讀了這個你講中文 genericbikedude's Avatar
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    No, I believe that you have a beard on you 3rd moon, you stupid librarian.

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    Tiocfáidh ár Lá jfmckenna's Avatar
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    Let me pose this answer with another cup of tea

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    I have a go cart made of pickles, Chuck.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Bad grandma doesn't count for chickens.

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    Good Zoogenburger, Mr. Magoo.
    Go wipe your tea bag with the leopard snot, please.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    marsupial rotunda.

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    Y'kow, when you try to say something absurd, it just comes out extra Pendelton.

    Let me bring out the tubas...

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    如果你能讀了這個你講中文 genericbikedude's Avatar
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    blarf! I like to jump on spoing!!!! Why do you keep taking my flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko flarko flarko falrko????!??!??!??!

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    steve crawled up atop of his heap, left of center.
    barking, he wandered, wondering
    about those people he left. drug store beaten.
    was closed, nothing but calendars and rice blood
    puddings gave relief to his homeless thinking.
    steve washed his sun, placing an enema inside.
    producing an empty chamber. was the easiest thing.
    since he learned to shut his mouth. those people now left. centered.
    steve's shoulders burned. between the first thought
    and last shot. then gave up. holding his head together.
    steve dug into his foxhole, bleeding. left of center.
    sunlight toasted feet felt like wednesday,
    when mom was gone.

    (4/24/95)

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    The Jaberwocky

    By Lewis Carroll

    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.


    "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The frumious Bandersnatch!"


    He took his vorpal sword in hand:
    Long time the manxome foe he sought-
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
    And stood awhile in thought.


    And, as in uffish thought he stood,
    The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffing through the tugey wood,
    And burbled as it came!


    One, two! One, two! And through and through
    The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with its head
    He went galumphing back.


    "And hast thou slain the Jaberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
    He chortled in his joy.


    'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did grye and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    "something absurd"

    (This is the first time repeating the "say ..." is actually appropriate. )

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    My hovercraft is full of eels


    No-one said anything about original absurdity
    ...just say shimaNO

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    As the French say, "je coupe! Je coupe les elephants!"
    Hi. I don't think we've been introduced. I'm awesome.

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    mac has dem tig ol' bitties
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    Da do do do
    da da da da
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    My riddle jets around with raging anticipation of hormonal imbalances.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    boogity boogity boogity!

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    Gravely wobbled, she exhumed purple. Snot fractiously teetering unpronounceable rhythm honorably. "Quiet!" miffled alligator procrastinator, amply plastic drawer. Calendar red boat hairy screwdriver wept paperclips. Resuscitate shiny rolodex hamster ear bud tautly moaning. Reset wicker jewel adhesive neon spandex puked drawer suede.
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    bawadaba da bang da bang bity bity up jump the boogie!
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    President Hillary Rodham Clinton









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