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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Happy Birthday, Slvoid!!!

    Hope you have a wonderful day!! May you find a lot of bike presents waiting for you.

    Now I gotta find where I left that Birthday Cake.........*tries to remember who took off with it last*

    Have a good one, brother Wong!!! And remember ~ DON'T MESS WITH THE WONGS!!!!!

    ((Hugs to ya))
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Happy birthday Doctor.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE
    tune: "Volga Boatmen"

    Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
    1. Now you've aged another year
    Now you know that Death is near
    Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

    1a. So you've aged another year
    Now you know that Death is near

    2. Children dying far and near
    They say that cancer's caused by bheer

    2a. Children dying everywhere
    Women crying in despair

    3. Death, destruction, and despair
    People dying everywhere

    3a. Doom and gloom and dark despair
    People dying everywhere!

    3b. Doom, destruction, and despair
    Grief and sorrow fill the air

    3c. Doom, destruction, and despair
    People dying everywhere

    3d. Death and gloom and black despair
    People dying everywhere

    3e. Pain destruction and despair
    People dying everywhere

    4. Typhoid, plague and polio
    Coffins lined up in a row

    5. Now that you're the age you are
    Your demise cannot be far

    5a. Now you are the age you are
    Your demise cannot be far

    5b. When you've reached the age you are
    Your demise cannot be far

    Other Common Verses:

    6. Black Death has just struck your town
    You yourself feel quite run-down

    6a. Pestilence has struck your town
    You yourself feel quite run-down

    7. Birthdays come but once a year
    Marking time as Death draws near

    8. Long ago your hair turned grey
    Now it's falling out, they say

    8a. Soon your hair will all turn grey
    Then fall out (or so they say)

    The Viking/Barbarian Verses:

    9. Burn the castle and storm the keep
    Kill the women, but save the sheep

    9a. Hear the women wail and weep
    Kill them all, but spare the sheep

    9b. May the women wail and weep
    kill them all, but save the sheep

    10. Burn, then **** by firelight
    Add _romance_ to life tonight

    11. Indigestion's what you get
    From the enemies you 'et

    12. May the candles on your cake
    Burn like cities in your wake.

    12a. May the cities in your wake
    Burn like candles on your cake,

    13. May the children in the street
    Be your barbequeing meat

    13a. We love children, yes we do
    Baked or broiled or in a stew

    14. May your deeds with sheep and yaks
    Equal those with sword and axe

    14a. May your deeds with sword and axe
    Equal those with sheep and yaks

    15. They stole your sword, your gold, your house
    Took your sheep but not your spouse

    16. This one lesson you must learn
    First you pillage, then you burn

    17. While you eat your birthday stew
    We will loot the town for you,

    The SCA Verses:

    18. We brought linen, white as cloud
    Now we'll sit and sew your shroud

    19. You're a period cook, its true
    Ask the beetles in the stew

    20. Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
    Your children plot to murder you

    Other Verses:

    21. Fear and gloom and darkness but
    No one found out you-know-what

    21a. Just be glad the friends you've got
    Haven't found out you-know-what

    22. I'm a leper, can't you see
    Have a birthday kiss from me

    23. It's your birthday never fear
    You'll be dead this time next year

    24. Now another year has passed
    Don't look now they're gaining fast!

    24a. So far Death you have bypassed
    Don't look back, he's gaining fast

    25. Now you've lived another year
    Age to you is like stale beer

    26. Now your jail-bait days are done
    Let's go out and have some fun

    27. See the wrinkles on your face
    Like the pattern of fine lace

    28. Were I sitting in your shoes
    I'd go out and sing the blues

    29. So you're 29 again
    Don't tell lies to your good friend

    29a. Tho you're turning 29
    Age to you is like fine wine

    30. You must marry very soon
    Baby's due the next full moon

    31. When you've reached this age you know
    That the mind is first to go

    HAppy Birthday, Slvoid!
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    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    That's just soooo bad... I LOVE IT!

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    My favorite verse...

    16. This one lesson you must learn
    First you pillage, then you burn
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    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Happy Birthday "Glove boy".
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Happy birthday Slvoid!!!

    If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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    Hey dude..happy Birthday and watch where you put that finger.

    Cheers,

    Brian
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    Feliz Cumpleanos, slvoid.

    May the birthday fairy bring you a new box of latex gloves and a tub of water-based lubricating gel.

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    SERENITY NOW!!! jyossarian's Avatar
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    Happy Berfday dude! I'll be over later to watch hdtv. Make sure you knock before you enter.
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    Old enough for that yearly examination yet?

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    Have a great birthday!! Do something fun!
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    I thought I was late, but slvoid hasn't shown up yet. Happy Birthday!

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Happy Birthday Slvoid. Thanks for all great posts over the years and the very scary avatar.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Happy Birthday you [MODERATOR REMOVED]
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Happy b-day man!
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    Happy Birthday Man!!!!!!

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    Happy Birthday dude

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    Happy B-Day Slvoid

    We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye.~Clark Griswold

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    DUDE! Happy *** * ***** * ******* ****** Birthday! Love ya man!

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    Happy Birthday slvoid!!! You da' bomb dude!
    Just Do It..

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    Happy Birthday! Here's your present:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah
    Happy Birthday! Here's your present:
    Uhh..... <CyLowe97 faints>

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    KombuchaCHIC Shadiyah's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97
    Uhh..... <CyLowe97 faints>
    Hey now! It's not your present, its Slvoid's! Back! Back I say!!!

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