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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Sign on the window of a local business in Philadelphia


    Sign on the window of a local business in Philadelphia:


    "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"


    This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business . . and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign.


    You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?











    Answer: A Funeral Home


    (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)

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    The funniest guy I know is in the funeral business. I guess ya gotta be able to cheer yourself up when that's what you do for a living.
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    Cool my family just got back from there this early morning.
    But haha man that got me.

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    I like that one, I don't think I would protest it either.

    I also like the one I saw somewhere (another funeral home). Don't drink and drive, we can wait for your business. Or something like that.
    I may be fat but I'm slow enough to make up for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite

    Sign on the window of a local business in Philadelphia:


    "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"


    This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business . . and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign.


    You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?











    Answer: A Funeral Home


    (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)

    Ya know, that is pretty dang funny! I just about broke a rib laughing.

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