So I'm busy surfing away in the road forum and I hear my dog yelping at the back door. I'd only let him out minutes earlier and while on my way to the door, my son lets him into the house.
Then we discovered he'd been sprayed. Yippee. And he's rubbing his face all over the carpet. Hooooray. And the kids are freakin' out hugging and petting him because they can't figure out what is wrong with 'ol Fido. Naturally.
First, get the dog out of the house. Wipe down his eyes and face with water. Next, strip the kids of their clothes and get them into the shower. Then, mix up a mixture of Hydrogen Peroxide, baking soda and dish soap and give the dog a thorough bath. This works quite well BTW - got it off the internet. Settle the dog into his garage pen and give him a bone. He's happy now.
Next, take a shower myself and gather all the clothes and dump them on the side of the house where my oh-so neighborly neighbors can get a whiff. Finally, open all the windows and assess the spots in the house where the dog went before I got him out. Fun.
Fortunately, it's bad but not too bad.