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    Senior Member Ted Danson's Avatar
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    :DDDD i am one happy panda today!

    i just bought like 60 expired cliff bars for like 12.50 shipping included on ebay!!
    oh how i can life on these

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    But if there expired, how can you eat them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by roughrider504
    But if there expired, how can you eat them?
    Same as a regular clif bar, except ignore the maggots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    Same as a regular clif bar, except ignore the maggots.
    Why ignore the maggots, they will be the only fresh ingredient! And to quote Sir Jagger himself, "Have a big hour, Don't mind the maggots."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Why ignore the maggots, they will be the only fresh ingredient! And to quote Sir Jagger himself, "Have a big hour, Don't mind the maggots."
    As long as they are sealed, there won't be anything horribly wrong with them. They might be a tad stale, but who cares at that price?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    As long as they are sealed, there won't be anything horribly wrong with them. They might be a tad stale, but who cares at that price?
    Actually they will very likely, at some point, have maggots in them. That wasn't a joke. It won't be the day after they expire, but it is very common. I've had expired cereal bars before that ended up having maggots after a while. Lucky I noticed before chomping down.
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    How do they get in if its sealed? Break the seal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    Actually they will very likely, at some point, have maggots in them. That wasn't a joke. It won't be the day after they expire, but it is very common. I've had expired cereal bars before that ended up having maggots after a while. Lucky I noticed before chomping down.
    Aren't maggots a natural enemy of the termite?
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by roughrider504
    How do they get in if its sealed? Break the seal?
    They don't break in...maggots are like fly larvae I think...something like that. They are already in the food, but too small to see. Nearly all food has it...just from flies that have landed on them and laid eggs at some point.

    Don't believe me....take some raw hamburger, seal it as tight as you like, then let it sit until it spoils......see all the maggots in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo
    Aren't maggots a natural enemy of the termite?
    No.....I think rednecks are. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    No.....I think rednecks are. LOL
    I wish that didn't go over my head...it might be because I'm half redneck.
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo
    I wish that didn't go over my head...it might be because I'm half redneck.
    So am I....sadly! I guess I'm at war with myself.
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    lol you guys a wierd and termite you must breed maggots because ive eaten like 3 year old breakfast bars and i have never found maggots in them. its not like maggons appear outa no where like magicians and magicaly disappear inside the breakfast bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foo Rat times 3
    lol you guys a wierd and termite you must breed maggots because ive eaten like 3 year old breakfast bars and i have never found maggots in them. its not like maggons appear outa no where like magicians and magicaly disappear inside the breakfast bar
    You just forgot to look....hope they were tasty!
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    Maggots are protein and clean and yummy w/ salt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyossarian
    Maggots are protein and clean and yummy w/ salt.
    Eat all the maggots you want....just leave those poor sweet innocent termites alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    Eat all the maggots you want....just leave those poor sweet innocent termites alone.
    HA!
    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    I let my friend kill the termites. He's viscious. Or viscuous. He's one of those.
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    I went to a bike race last month were they were giveing out unlimited free power bars of all flavors.

    seriously...they had a semi truck full and they were just giving them out by the bag full.
    I went back 4 times and loaded up 40 or 50
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo
    I wish that didn't go over my head...it might be because I'm half redneck.

    That'll teach ya to fall asleep in the sun..............



    Okay. That was corny.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by roughrider504
    But if there expired, how can you eat them?
    Can't be any worse than a FRESH Power Bar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Can't be any worse than a FRESH Power Bar!
    +1 give me a dove bar anytime, where it melts in your mouth! How long to do have to chew on a bite of a powerbar until you can actually swallow it! those things are nasty with or withought maggets!

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    I can't stand Cliff Bars before the expiration date, so have fun with that.

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    But they give them that wonderful nutty taste with a liquid core!
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