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Old 08-14-06, 06:30 PM   #1
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Smother a loved one.

The other night my gf fell asleep on the couch so I put a shirt over her mouth and nose. It took about 6-7 seconds before she woke up gasping thinking someone was trying to kill her in her sleep, the look on her face was hilarious.
You oughta try it too.
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Hey!!! I was talking to you when you did this!! I told you not to do it! YOU ARE EVIL I TELL YA! EVIL!!!
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The other night my gf fell asleep on the couch so I put a shirt over her mouth and nose. It took about 6-7 seconds before she woke up gasping thinking someone was trying to kill her in her sleep, the look on her face was hilarious.
You oughta try it too.
Maybe you ought to try counseling. Seriously.
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I'm single right now, but something equally funny I did to my brother on the last michigander was dump a full 100 ounce camelback bladder on him while he was sleeping. He got me back though, by dumping salt in my camelback the next day.

I agree, messing with people in their sleep is the best, especially when its all in good fun.
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Old 08-14-06, 06:46 PM   #5
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Hey!!! I was talking to you when you did this!! I told you not to do it! YOU ARE EVIL I TELL YA! EVIL!!!
I was thinking he should write a book
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I'm single right now, but something equally funny I did to my brother on the last michigander was dump a full 100 ounce camelback bladder on him while he was sleeping. He got me back though, by dumping salt in my camelback the next day.

I agree, messing with people in their sleep is the best, especially when its all in good fun.
Joke's on him, cyclists need the salt!
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Glad I ain't yer girlfriend.
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Glad you're not slvoid's girfriend Didn't know you hit for both teams
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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Just incase its not clear, I'm not bysexual, I was merely joking that I'm glad I'm not in a gay relationship, and by the way, no I don't have anything against gays and lesbians. I am related to two of them and I know many gays and lesbians as friends. I just don't swing that way is all.
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Just incase its not clear, I'm not bysexual, I was merely joking that I'm glad I'm not in a gay relationship, and by the way, no I don't have anything against gays and lesbians. I am related to two of them and I know many gays and lesbians as friends. I just don't swing that way is all.

Me doth think he prostests too loudly

Just kidding Michigander, calm down
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Then tell them what I suggested you do.

No don't.
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YOU ARE EVIL I TELL YA! EVIL!!!
You say that like its a bad thing.


Good show Slvoid....keep up the good work!!
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So here's what you do next time she does that. It's printed in white so highlight it if you dare. If you're under 18, go watch TV. Nothing to see here folks. Please move along.
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So here's what you do next time she does that. It's printed in white so highlight it if you dare. If you're under 18, go watch TV.
Dude......you better watch it......mods don't like that kind of talk in here. Remember, whether you post a warning or not, under 18ers are plentiful here.
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So here's what you do next time she does that. It's printed in white so highlight it if you dare. If you're under 18, go watch TV.
You need help.... a LOT of help...
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You need help.... a LOT of help...
Funny, I was thinking that of you when I read the op. Now I realize you're normal and jyo needs some help and/or a gf.
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So here's what you do next time she does that. It's printed in white so highlight it if you dare. If you're under 18, go watch TV.
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Highlight the rest of my post as fast as you can!
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I agree, messing with people in their sleep is the best, especially when its all in good fun.
My teammates and I, a lot of whom were also in fraternities, along with my ROTC friends would "punish" those who got drunk and passed out, especially when you had to carry them home. If you are going to get so trashed that we have to carry your drunk *** home, we're not going to let you off so easily. Ever superglue coins to someone's face? How about write some interesting "comments" on their foreheads in permanent marker?
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I will never share what I learned in college w/ you guys again.
Is that a promise? Can we get it in writing?
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Nah what you do if she is sleeping naked, face down int he bed is get some of those little green plastic army men and start re-creating historic battles on her buttocks.

Bonus points if you have enough GI Joes and a flag like object to re-create Iwo Jima. If you can do this, take a picture of it to show to her in the morning. It's also highly reccomended to have your running shoes already on, as well as having keys to BOTH of your cars in your pocket.
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