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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    So, how do you get a cell phone into prison?

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    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

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    ewww!!!

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    The best thing about criminals is that, if they would just channel their considerable energies, (the same energy that makes them brew liquor in toilets and make tattoo ink out of grape soda and ashes, not to mention all the stuff they put up their ass,) into positive pursuits, they would be rich men.
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    He wasn't actually *trying* to *smuggle*....he was just practicing stretching "that area" as it was about to get a 10 year workout! He was just being proactive.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Do you the guards found the guys out when instead of farting, one of the inmates started humming "The Ride of Paul Revere" from his *******?
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    Man that is sick .

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    Chairman of the Bored catatonic's Avatar
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    Heh, the extents criminals go through to get things inside. Just wait until one of them manages to bring a discman in like that...then I shall be impressed.
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    The practice is called "poofing", BTW.

    To really spoil your dinner, keep in mind that someone else had to poof it in order to get it into the visiting room.
    My two favorite things in life are libraries and bicycles. They both move people forward without wasting anything.
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    Lucky for me, I work at a library and bike to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    Heh, the extents criminals go through to get things inside.
    No pun intended...
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    We had this known drug dealer under arrest who was really freaking out. We rushed him to emergency. He ended up dying that nite due to an over dose of meth. He had almost half a pound of it shoved up into there in condoms. I guess the chemicals from the Vaseline dissolved the rubber and his body absorbed the drugs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    We had this known drug dealer under arrest who was really freaking out. We rushed him to emergency. He ended up dying that nite due to an over dose of meth. He had almost half a pound of it shoved up into there in condoms. I guess the chemicals from the Vaseline dissolved the rubber and his body absorbed the drugs.

    That information was very unnecessary.

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    Our Hero: "Hang on a minute Chico, I've got to take this call." [Reaches into his striped pants and fumbles for a few moments.]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote!
    Act Five; Scene One

    Somewhere a telephone rings.

    Our Hero: "Hang on a minute Chico, I've got to take this call." [Reaches into his striped pants and fumbles for a few moments.]

    etc. . .
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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

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    The Other White Meat BroMax's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    We had this known drug dealer under arrest who was really freaking out. We rushed him to emergency. He ended up dying that nite due to an over dose of meth. He had almost half a pound of it shoved up into there in condoms. I guess the chemicals from the Vaseline dissolved the rubber and his body absorbed the drugs.
    Another Darwin Award winner. Doesn't everyone know to avoid Vaseline with rubbers and instead use a water soluble such as K-Y?
    Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    It's a hotline to his proctologist. :LOL:

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