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Old 09-07-06, 03:38 PM   #1
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So, how do you get a cell phone into prison?

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Old 09-07-06, 03:43 PM   #2
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Old 09-07-06, 03:47 PM   #3
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The best thing about criminals is that, if they would just channel their considerable energies, (the same energy that makes them brew liquor in toilets and make tattoo ink out of grape soda and ashes, not to mention all the stuff they put up their ass,) into positive pursuits, they would be rich men.
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Old 09-07-06, 03:56 PM   #4
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He wasn't actually *trying* to *smuggle*....he was just practicing stretching "that area" as it was about to get a 10 year workout! He was just being proactive.
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Old 09-07-06, 05:08 PM   #5
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Do you the guards found the guys out when instead of farting, one of the inmates started humming "The Ride of Paul Revere" from his *******?
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Old 09-07-06, 05:33 PM   #6
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Old 09-07-06, 05:59 PM   #7
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Heh, the extents criminals go through to get things inside. Just wait until one of them manages to bring a discman in like that...then I shall be impressed.
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Old 09-07-06, 06:01 PM   #8
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The practice is called "poofing", BTW.

To really spoil your dinner, keep in mind that someone else had to poof it in order to get it into the visiting room.
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Old 09-07-06, 06:09 PM   #9
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Heh, the extents criminals go through to get things inside.
No pun intended...
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Old 09-07-06, 06:21 PM   #10
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We had this known drug dealer under arrest who was really freaking out. We rushed him to emergency. He ended up dying that nite due to an over dose of meth. He had almost half a pound of it shoved up into there in condoms. I guess the chemicals from the Vaseline dissolved the rubber and his body absorbed the drugs.
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We had this known drug dealer under arrest who was really freaking out. We rushed him to emergency. He ended up dying that nite due to an over dose of meth. He had almost half a pound of it shoved up into there in condoms. I guess the chemicals from the Vaseline dissolved the rubber and his body absorbed the drugs.

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Old 09-07-06, 06:47 PM   #12
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Act Five; Scene One

Somewhere a telephone rings.

Our Hero: "Hang on a minute Chico, I've got to take this call." [Reaches into his striped pants and fumbles for a few moments.]

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Old 09-07-06, 06:50 PM   #13
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Act Five; Scene One

Somewhere a telephone rings.

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Old 09-07-06, 06:50 PM   #14
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We had this known drug dealer under arrest who was really freaking out. We rushed him to emergency. He ended up dying that nite due to an over dose of meth. He had almost half a pound of it shoved up into there in condoms. I guess the chemicals from the Vaseline dissolved the rubber and his body absorbed the drugs.
Another Darwin Award winner. Doesn't everyone know to avoid Vaseline with rubbers and instead use a water soluble such as K-Y?
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Old 09-07-06, 06:57 PM   #16
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It's a hotline to his proctologist. :LOL:
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