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Old 09-19-06, 05:33 PM   #1
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Why doesn't the Underwear Nazi have a myspace? Does he still lurk around here anymore?
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Old 09-19-06, 09:58 PM   #2
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didnt we already discuss this!...underwear nazi is the secret identity of another forum frequent.

I did some undercover work. No way someone could just sit around everynight waiting for underwear posts.
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So where is your myspace? You could be the saviour of over 110 million skivy sporters just buy getting a profile and pimping it with anti-underwear awareness. [It would be quite humorous too. Not that there is anything funny about unnessesary chafeing... or is there?]

And you could promote your line of logo mugs, shirts, and whatnot.
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So where is your myspace? You could be the saviour of over 110 million skivy sporters just buy getting a profile and pimping it with anti-underwear awareness. [It would be quite humorous too. Not that there is anything funny about unnessesary chafeing... or is there?]

And you could promote your line of logo mugs, shirts, and whatnot.

I'll give this some thought, Cap! It's an excellent idea. I'm just not sure I have the time for it. There is so much work for an Underwear Nazi to do: the road blocks...the spot checks...drilling, training and reviewing the Underwear SS...recruiting new anti-panty commandos...

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...and, of course, the sitting around here every night waiting for underwear posts.
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I'll give this some thought, Cap! It's an excellent idea. I'm just not sure I have the time for it. There is so much work for an Underwear Nazi to do: the road blocks...the spot checks..drilling, training and reviewing the Underwear SS...recruiting new anti-panty commandos...

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...and, of course, the sitting around here every night waiting for underwear posts.
I do not like to see the words "underwear" and "drilling" in the same sentence.
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You are sick! Sick! Sick, I say!

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I don't know if I could give up my collection of studded leather thongs...
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I think it's an AI bot installed on the forum that's programmed to respond to certain keywords.
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Old 09-20-06, 11:44 AM   #14
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I don't know if I could give up my collection of studded leather thongs...

As long as you don't wear them under your bike shorts, you don't have to give them up.


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I think it's an AI bot installed on the forum that's programmed to respond to certain keywords.

That's an interesting theory, cyde. Which word in your post do you think I responded to?

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Old 09-20-06, 11:55 AM   #15
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As long as you don't wear them under your bike shorts, you don't have to give them up.
Well... do they make bike shorts with built-in cod pieces?
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I think UN is more ever-vigilently interested in this subject than is healthy.

Guess what, Under. I wear skivvies under my shorts! There, I said it. I wear them, and I'm not ashamed. Black ones, red ones, cotton, polyester, burlap, barbed wire, I wear them all. Sometimes two at a time. MWUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, BUWA HA HA HA HA. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha, uh, er, wait a sec. Different topic. Sorry.
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Well... do they make bike shorts with built-in cod pieces?
Uhmmm...sort of.


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Guess what, Under. I wear skivvies under my shorts! There, I said it. I wear them, and I'm not ashamed. Black ones, red ones, cotton, polyester, burlap, barbed wire, I wear them all. Sometimes two at a time. MWUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, BUWA HA HA HA HA. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha, uh, er, wait a sec. Different topic. Sorry.

Are you related to DvlFox?

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Old 09-20-06, 12:17 PM   #18
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Uhmmm...sort of.
"Sort of" isn't "yes."

Does it count if I just wear my studed leather thongs and nix the bike shorts?
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Does it count if I just wear my studed leather thongs and nix the bike shorts?
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"Sort of" isn't "yes."

Does it count if I just wear my studed leather thongs and nix the bike shorts?
Let me field this one UN. The answer is explicitelly NO. Unless perhaps you have a sewn in absorbant chamois, but then they would be bike shorts wouldn't they?
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"Sort of" isn't "yes."

Does it count if I just wear my studed leather thongs and nix the bike shorts?

The Underwear Nazi's credo is simple and straightforward:

No underwear under bike shorts for any reason ever. No excuses.

What you wear over your bike shorts does not matter. What you wear instead of bike shorts does not matter. As long as you don't put that studded leather thong under your padded lycra bike shorts, it's OK.

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Here's another question for the one with experience, what about the "porcupine effect" that occurs when the fiddly bits aren't completely shorn? Any way to combat that other than completely shaving or wearing a cod piece (over the shorts!)?
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Let me field this one UN. The answer is explicitelly NO. Unless perhaps you have a sewn in absorbant chamois, but then they would be bike shorts wouldn't they?

Yes. When Assos makes Codpiece Creme, we can consider leather thongs proper bicycling attire.

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Here's another question for the one with experience, what about the "porcupine effect" that occurs when the fiddly bits aren't completely shorn? Any way to combat that other than completely shaving or wearing a cod piece (over the shorts!)?

This is not my area of expertise, but I might suggest you try Nair.

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