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    KombuchaCHIC Shadiyah's Avatar
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    Here's a Tip for You!

    After slicing up red jalapeno peppers, be extremely careful that you do not touch other body parts afterward.

    Does anyone else have any sage words of advice?

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    Next time, it's worth it to buy latex gloves when slicing peppers.

    I onced sliced habeneros then (even after washing hands) rubbed my eye. I couldn't see out of that eye for nearly 24 hours.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    OUCH!

    I hear the same applies for IcyHot.

    Careful, now!

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    Don't wash your clothes in the shower while you're still wearing them, then ride your bike trying to air dry.
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    The head tastes best.

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    Never trust a Santa with a *****

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    KombuchaCHIC Shadiyah's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    Don't wash your clothes in the shower while you're still wearing them, then ride your bike trying to air dry.
    LMAO! Especially when its cold outside! Summertime here in Utah, its so dry that I would actually consider doing that. It evaporates in a millisecond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya
    The head tastes best.
    Explain

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    Oh, and don't talk to me when I'm at the urinal unless you want to get peed on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya
    The head tastes best.
    Dare I ask the head of what?

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    never cook bacon while wearing a robe that is not tied in the front

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    KombuchaCHIC Shadiyah's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono
    Never trust a Santa with a *****
    Just how many Santa's do you associate with?

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    Speaking of boners, try to keep your thoughts clean when you're waiting in line for breakfast in your cycling shorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Speaking of boners, try to keep your thoughts clean when you're waiting in line for breakfast in your cycling shorts.
    Ooh, good one

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    If your taking a tight fast turn on your bike, and at the last
    minute you think you're not going to make it---don't hit the
    brakes!(voice of experience)

    Hitting the brakes automatically straightens the bike bike back
    up and forces you into a wider turning radius. Presto! Into the
    curb (grass/ditch/cliff); not a good outcome. Far better to lean
    the bike over as far as you can and try to take the turn. Even if
    you end up laying the bike down flat, it's better than doing an
    endo over the curb.
    Im not familiar precisely with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said whatever it was.

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    Never feed chicken bones to dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah
    Dare I ask the head of what?
    Since y'all are demanding an explanation, it's the title of an S. Clay Wilson comix strip from, I believe, an early Zap Comix. And yes, it is that head.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah
    Dare I ask the head of what?
    Lettuce, silly!

    Don't take a laxative, don a skinsuit, and then ride a century.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah
    Never feed chicken bones to dogs.

    Or the other way around! (some chicken farms do 'recycle' livestock!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    I onced sliced habeneros then (even after washing hands) rubbed my eye.
    It's called 'pepper eye' in my household. I once roasted and peeled a whole bushel of hot New Mexican peppers in one sitting and my hands and arms were burning up past my wrists for a couple days afterwards. But latex gloves are still for wimps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya
    It's called 'pepper eye' in my household. I once roasted and peeled a whole bushel of hot New Mexican peppers in one sitting and my hands and arms were burning up past my wrists for a couple days afterwards. But latex gloves are still for wimps!
    I had to go .....release liquid after slicing Habaneros. ALWAYS wash your hands before doing this! Trust me!
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    Some past experiences......

    Don't get down on all fours and pretend to be eating food with the strange dog you gave table scraps to.
    --Did this at age 3 or 4 and still have a minute scar on my cheek where dog tooth punctured it

    Never, ever ask a woman whom you are not already POSITIVE that she is pregnant when the baby is due.
    --I didn't do this, but "almost" did this to my (then) soon to be sister-n-law. I think BDG can speak to this one as well.

    Never make a big money deal (car, house, etc...) when salesperson is rushing you into the deal for ANY reason.
    --I did this buying a mobile home when I was 20 years old. I really got screwed on price and terms.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe
    I had to go .....release liquid after slicing Habaneros. ALWAYS wash your hands before doing this! Trust me!
    As I said before...washing isn't enough with habeneros.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    After you take the paper skin off your onion, wash it in cool water and your eyes won't tear up. Helps with peppers freshly washed too.

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    Just because Icyhot gets warm when you put it on your arm, doesnt meen it will stop at warm when you put it somewhere else.

    At that point, a bathtub cant fill quick enough with cold water.

    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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