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    Senior Member Michigander's Avatar
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    Normal things you will never do

    Not once in my life did I pay for bottled water. I never ate any school cafeteria food, nor have I gone through a drivethrough for fast food. Its unlikely that I'll ever give someone a hypothetical hug via the internet. Additionaly, I haven't once used shaving cream, I always dry shave.

    Anybody else unwilling to do something considered normal?
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    I will never give you another hug again, Michigander.

    I will never ask for handouts from the government.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    I will never drive another car or truck.

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    What is the best razor for a dry shave?

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    Senior Member Michigander's Avatar
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    You know Siu, I don't believe you ever did ask me for a hug, not thats its possible with a 2,000 mile gap. And why not take government handouts? They stole your money with taxes, may as well take some of it back.

    Pedex, what if you could get an absolutely non-poluting car or truck?
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    Not once in my life did I pay for bottled water. I never ate any school cafeteria food, nor have I gone through a drivethrough for fast food. Its unlikely that I'll ever give someone a hypothetical hug via the internet. Additionaly, I haven't once used shaving cream, I always dry shave.

    Anybody else unwilling to do something considered normal?
    Never shave my legs, i do not recall ever getting drunk either.

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    Senior Member Michigander's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottogo
    What is the best razor for a dry shave?
    I use a remington electric shaver with titanium blades, and I've found I bleed the least with that one.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Rhoades Car?

    They even have a pickup model!
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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    Let's see, I'll never accept somebody elses limits that they try to impose on ME!
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    Pedex, what if you could get an absolutely non-poluting car or truck?

    wouldnt change anything, I will never ever be able to make up for the abuse of autos ive already done, I racked up 1.1 million miles from 1982 to 2001, the next 2-250k will be under my own power

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    Would using cold water be cheating?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Gear Jammer
    Never shave my legs, i do not recall ever getting drunk either.
    no leg shaving makes the list too, a bit late for the never drunk thing

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    I peel bananas from the flower side, not the stem side. (Try it. It works better.)
    Cyclists of the world, unite! You have nothing to lube but your chains!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pedex
    leg sh
    I have no idea what you are saying Pedex.

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    Getting drunk is another good one. I had a sip of wine at a wedding about 8 years ago, and that was all. But half an hour later, I desperatley wanted more, and that continued for about 2 months. I won't touch booze.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Quote Originally Posted by pedex
    no leg shaving makes the list too, a bit late for the never drunk thing
    Well i am a cheater, i never really drank beer.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    You cheat?? Wow. That's something I will never do to Boogs.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    i have never voted, never will, never lived in a trailor home, never will
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    Never.... hmm... not much that I won't do...

    never try to be "normal" like everyone else I guess...
    never work for money...
    I will never trade my time for money...
    never accept other's "can't" and "nevers"
    settle... cheat... kill...
    treat others as i wouldn't want to be treated

    all these double-negatives are hurting my head... I must've been a blond in a past life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    Not once in my life did I pay for bottled water. I never ate any school cafeteria food, nor have I gone through a drivethrough for fast food. Its unlikely that I'll ever give someone a hypothetical hug via the internet. Additionaly, I haven't once used shaving cream, I always dry shave.

    Anybody else unwilling to do something considered normal?
    I'll never believe Michigander is as macho as he thinks he is.

    {{hugs****
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Senior Member Mr. Gear Jammer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    You cheat?? Wow. That's something I will never do to Boogs.
    Well i consider cheating by saying i never got drunk, will if you never drink there is no possibility getting drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    I must've been a blond in a past life...
    Definitly still a blonde as you forgot to add the "e" at the end of "blond"

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    Definitly still a blonde as you forgot to add the "e" at the end of "blond"
    Danno P3NED!!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I have never smoked and never will.

    I will never watch an episode of Big Brother or Survivor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    Definitly still a blonde as you forgot to add the "e" at the end of "blond"
    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    Danno P3NED!!
    male = blond
    female = blonde

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