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Old 09-21-06, 05:00 PM   #1
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Normal things you will never do

Not once in my life did I pay for bottled water. I never ate any school cafeteria food, nor have I gone through a drivethrough for fast food. Its unlikely that I'll ever give someone a hypothetical hug via the internet. Additionaly, I haven't once used shaving cream, I always dry shave.

Anybody else unwilling to do something considered normal?
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Old 09-21-06, 05:02 PM   #2
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I will never give you another hug again, Michigander.

I will never ask for handouts from the government.
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Old 09-21-06, 05:04 PM   #3
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I will never drive another car or truck.
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What is the best razor for a dry shave?
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You know Siu, I don't believe you ever did ask me for a hug, not thats its possible with a 2,000 mile gap. And why not take government handouts? They stole your money with taxes, may as well take some of it back.

Pedex, what if you could get an absolutely non-poluting car or truck?
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Old 09-21-06, 05:08 PM   #6
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Not once in my life did I pay for bottled water. I never ate any school cafeteria food, nor have I gone through a drivethrough for fast food. Its unlikely that I'll ever give someone a hypothetical hug via the internet. Additionaly, I haven't once used shaving cream, I always dry shave.

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Never shave my legs, i do not recall ever getting drunk either.
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Old 09-21-06, 05:08 PM   #7
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What is the best razor for a dry shave?
I use a remington electric shaver with titanium blades, and I've found I bleed the least with that one.
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Old 09-21-06, 05:08 PM   #8
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Rhoades Car?

They even have a pickup model!
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Old 09-21-06, 05:09 PM   #9
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Let's see, I'll never accept somebody elses limits that they try to impose on ME!
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Pedex, what if you could get an absolutely non-poluting car or truck?

wouldnt change anything, I will never ever be able to make up for the abuse of autos ive already done, I racked up 1.1 million miles from 1982 to 2001, the next 2-250k will be under my own power
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Would using cold water be cheating?
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Never shave my legs, i do not recall ever getting drunk either.
no leg shaving makes the list too, a bit late for the never drunk thing
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Old 09-21-06, 05:12 PM   #13
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I peel bananas from the flower side, not the stem side. (Try it. It works better.)
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I have no idea what you are saying Pedex.
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Getting drunk is another good one. I had a sip of wine at a wedding about 8 years ago, and that was all. But half an hour later, I desperatley wanted more, and that continued for about 2 months. I won't touch booze.
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Old 09-21-06, 05:16 PM   #16
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no leg shaving makes the list too, a bit late for the never drunk thing
Well i am a cheater, i never really drank beer.
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You cheat?? Wow. That's something I will never do to Boogs.
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Old 09-21-06, 05:25 PM   #18
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i have never voted, never will, never lived in a trailor home, never will
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Never.... hmm... not much that I won't do...

never try to be "normal" like everyone else I guess...
never work for money...
I will never trade my time for money...
never accept other's "can't" and "nevers"
settle... cheat... kill...
treat others as i wouldn't want to be treated

all these double-negatives are hurting my head... I must've been a blond in a past life...
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Not once in my life did I pay for bottled water. I never ate any school cafeteria food, nor have I gone through a drivethrough for fast food. Its unlikely that I'll ever give someone a hypothetical hug via the internet. Additionaly, I haven't once used shaving cream, I always dry shave.

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I'll never believe Michigander is as macho as he thinks he is.

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You cheat?? Wow. That's something I will never do to Boogs.
Well i consider cheating by saying i never got drunk, will if you never drink there is no possibility getting drunk.
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I must've been a blond in a past life...
Definitly still a blonde as you forgot to add the "e" at the end of "blond"
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Definitly still a blonde as you forgot to add the "e" at the end of "blond"
Danno P3NED!!
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Definitly still a blonde as you forgot to add the "e" at the end of "blond"
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Danno P3NED!!
male = blond
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