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    Quote Originally Posted by red house
    ...I think I have nearly enough material I could write one of those ''novels'' that are sold at the check out line in the grocery store and make my millions at the top of the NYT bestseller line? I am working alone tonite, maybe I'll start writing a draft? haha.. :P
    Sorry. Even those cheesy little novels are coherent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro
    Even those cheesy little novels are coherent.

    You speak as an authority? -?

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    Quote Originally Posted by red house
    You speak as an authority? -?
    Yep. You'd end up paying your editor more than you stand to take in from sales.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro
    Yep. You'd end up paying your editor more than you stand to take in from sales.

    Is this some kind of weird attempt to get me to reveal more 'details' -? :P -? .. -Much better if left to the imagination, don't you think?
    I know it's good smut-book worthy stuff, -because she gets some of her cruelest ideas to torcher me from her naughty paperback smut. . Am I making this up?? -You be the judge.


    *btw; anyone want to know the title & author of her smut novel? ..I can find out easy, -but it's going to cost you.. haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by red house
    ... -Much better if left to the imagination, don't you think?
    After taking a glance at your avatar, I concur that this is far better left to the imagination.
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    uhm.. you should stop undressing our secretary of state with your imagination, okay..

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    Quote Originally Posted by red house
    uhm.. you should stop undressing our secretary of state with your imagination, okay..
    Believe me, that's one of the very last things I'd ever do. (where's the Mr. Yuk smiley when you need it)
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    Good.. coz she'de whip yo' ass and have you bruised and beggin for more.. Yes, keep thinking 'clean' thoughts of Ms. Condi, (that is, if you know what's good for you) ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by red house
    Good.. coz she'de whip yo' ass and have you bruised and beggin for more.. Yes, keep thinking 'clean' thoughts of Ms. Condi, (that is, if you know what's good for you) ...
    More like I'd perpetually suffer from nausea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro
    More like I'd perpetually suffer from nausea.

    Okay.. so obviously, you are 'dying' to tell us. Okay, what is it Condoleezza is shoving down your throat in your fantasy -? ..Come on, get it off your chest, you'll feel better after sharing.. oui. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by red house
    Okay.. so obviously, you are dying to tell us. Okay, what is it Condoleezza is shoving down your throat in your fantasy -? ..Come on, get it off your chest, you'll feel better after sharing.. oui.
    I think the forum troll has been fed enough for one day.
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    Epicac to help me gag and ease my nauseated stomach. Ahhhhhh now all we need is a paper bag

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