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    My name is Mike, not Cal
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    Favorite movie, etc quote

    What's your favorite quote from a movie/tv show/song/etc?
    It can be funny, absurd, inspirational, whatever.

    "I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist."
    --Kramer, Seinfeld
    "I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!" --David Letterman

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    "Lets Go!" William Holden in The Wild Bunch
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    "That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you Little Bill...for what you did to Ned."

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    "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." - Shawshank Redemption

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    "Shh!t." --Dr Evil.

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    "You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. A <winces> ****ing liar!" "Bucky, please!" (irate customer in Fargo and his wife)

    "Hey Lou, you hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford a personalised plate so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?" "Yeah, that's a good one" (Marge Gunderson and Lou, also from Fargo)

    I'm sort of obsessed with that movie, and wrote those out from memory.

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    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. - Carl Spackler - Caddyshack

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    "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoSoxYacht
    So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. - Carl Spackler - Caddyshack
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    Monty Python's "The Life of Brian"

    While facing certain death, all put up on crosses, the whole group starts singing:
    "You've got to look on the bright side of life.....<whistle>"
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    "I shall return"- McArthur

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    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

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    Mrs. Doyle: "What would you say to a nice cup of tea, Father?"
    Father Jack: "Feck off, cup!"

    From Father Ted. That's from memory, so it might be off a bit, but I captured the sentiment.
    I like pie!
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    "you taught us to fish while so many others were handing out tuna sandwiches" - Ziggurat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

    Jules, Pulp Fiction
    Nice......suprised that one didn't jump out at me too. It is one of my favorite movies.


    Another Monty Python favorite....

    "The Salmon Mouuuuuuusse"
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    "This is how liberty dies - to thunderous applause."

    From Star Wars episode III, Revenge of the Sith
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    "I could never support, or condone violence on any authority figure. Unless they had it coming."

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    "The Dude abides." -- The Big Lebowski


    Or pretty much most of the movie Say Anything... "I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."

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    Quote Originally Posted by cal_gundert05
    What's your favorite quote from a movie/tv show/song/etc?
    It can be funny, absurd, inspirational, whatever.

    "I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist."
    --Kramer, Seinfeld
    Favorite movie:Actually this is a tie "The Natural" and "Armaggeden".

    Favorite song: "baba o'reily" by "The Who".

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    "****** that ****, you ******** ******* ******** can ***** ** ******* **** ****." -Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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    I told you, I came here to build a bridge.

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    What has happened to the world, you have every conviences, and yet no time for integrity.

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    "I promise. I'll never let it go." Rose to Jack as she lets go of his cold dead body to sink into the depths of the water, from "Titanic".

    I couldn't help but snicker at that one.
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