From your local librarian
Please do not whistle, cat-call, holler and/or yell at the librarian pulling very heavy items down from the stacks. The chances of her clumsy ass dropping said book increases exponentially by doing so.
I learned this the hard way this morning. I was pulling down an index medicus from the journal stacks waaaaaaay above my head when a patron thought it would be funny to whistle at me from two feet behind my back. Luckly I work on a medical campus, so when I woke up, I was being stitched up by a handsome young med student. D'oh.
11 stitches and one furious hatred for the 19 pound index medicus later, I find myself at home with a couple days off! Booya, work!
What kind of public service announcement would you like to make at your place of work?