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    the worst person you have ever dated

    Mine was a control freak who took himself very seriously.
    He spoke of himself in the third person!
    He would talk all night about himself and would unly adress to me when he thought he would tell me what I should of wore or how i should act.
    As you can only guess... someone put him back at his place!
    Im not the docile type and Ill never be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    Mine was a control freak who took himself very seriously.
    He spoke of himself in the third person!
    He would talk all night about himself and would unly adress to me when he thought he would tell me what I should of wore or how i should act.
    As you can only guess... someone put him back at his place!
    Im not the docile type and Ill never be!
    The worst person i ever dated was my-self man what a terrible night that was .

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    You too?

    The worst part was paying me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    You too?

    The worst part was paying me.
    It is what it is through and through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    Mine was a control freak who took himself very seriously.
    He spoke of himself in the third person!
    He would talk all night about himself and would unly adress to me when he thought he would tell me what I should of wore or how i should act.
    As you can only guess... someone put him back at his place!
    Im not the docile type and Ill never be!
    Well, Sprocket Man says that when you're on a date, you should smile and nod politely, like a proper lady should.

    My worst date was when the girl I was with had imbibed too much "liquid courage", and called her ex-boyfriend to give him a death threat on his answering machine. What a psycho! I still ended up staying the night at her place, but I was worried that she'd find out where I lived and hunt me down when I stopped returning her calls.

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    The worst person I dated, was also the longest relationship I've ever had (about 2 years, 2nd year of which was living together).

    She was the most jealous woman I've ever even known (much less dated). When I worked over 1 hour drive away, if I was coming over and was more than 5 minutes late (which was easy due to traffic on xpressway), I literally was grilled for 30 to 60 minutes and had to recount my entire day from waking practically minute by minute for her to be satisfied I wasn't with another woman.

    If I told her any story at any time that ended up having a woman's name in it (that wasn't related to me), I had to stop mid-sentence in the story and answer about 20 minutes worth of questions she had before she wasn't satisfied I "wanted to sleep with this woman".

    Once in a church social type event, I walked over and talked to a girl I knew. She was one of my best friend's sister and I had known her for quite some time as I was at my friend's house (they still lived with parents) many times while we worked on projects in college. OMG....It took me probably a week or more of questioning before she was satisified I didn't "want to sleep with her".

    The worst part about all this.....I stayed with the nut job for 2 years. WTF was I thinking? At least I finally saw the light and dumped her like a bad habit!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I once dated a girl that was only a 9 on a scale of 1-10. I had to cut her loose though, I just could't see myself settling for a 9.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
    Well, Sprocket Man says that when you're on a date, you should smile and nod politely, like a proper lady should.

    My worst date was when the girl I was with had imbibed too much "liquid courage", and called her ex-boyfriend to give him a death threat on his answering machine. What a psycho! I still ended up staying the night at her place, but I was worried that she'd find out where I lived and hunt me down when I stopped returning her calls.
    that's the date from hell!

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    i haven't dated much but this one girl didn't talk at all.

    it was like having a date with the wall, or maybe a poster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    The worst person I dated, was also the longest relationship I've ever had (about 2 years, 2nd year of which was living together).

    She was the most jealous woman I've ever even known (much less dated). When I worked over 1 hour drive away, if I was coming over and was more than 5 minutes late (which was easy due to traffic on xpressway), I literally was grilled for 30 to 60 minutes and had to recount my entire day from waking practically minute by minute for her to be satisfied I wasn't with another woman.

    If I told her any story at any time that ended up having a woman's name in it (that wasn't related to me), I had to stop mid-sentence in the story and answer about 20 minutes worth of questions she had before she wasn't satisfied I "wanted to sleep with this woman".

    Once in a church social type event, I walked over and talked to a girl I knew. She was one of my best friend's sister and I had known her for quite some time as I was at my friend's house (they still lived with parents) many times while we worked on projects in college. OMG....It took me probably a week or more of questioning before she was satisified I didn't "want to sleep with her".

    The worst part about all this.....I stayed with the nut job for 2 years. WTF was I thinking? At least I finally saw the light and dumped her like a bad habit!!
    Admit it though, you wanted to sleep with that woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    Mine was a control freak who took himself very seriously.
    He spoke of himself in the third person!
    He would talk all night about himself and would unly adress to me when he thought he would tell me what I should of wore or how i should act.
    As you can only guess... someone put him back at his place!
    Im not the docile type and Ill never be!
    Just the opposite for me. Dated a girl that was waayy too submissive for me (not in the BSDM way). Asked for permission for everything!! Final straw was one night sitting on her couch at her house watching TV. She asked me for permission to go to the bathroom. What if I had said no??

    She was a very nice person and all, just not for me... I prefer more self confident, feisty women.
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    Define "date"
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    I dated myself last night. I was the best I ever had.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro
    Define "date"
    ohhh that's bad!

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    Had a fling under the office desk and the next thing you know, the skank's bragging about it to her ugly pig of a friend who tapes the phone call and you're all over the news having to explain what the definition of "sex" is.

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    If you had to pay for it...it wasn't a date.

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    I dated in the Seventies. You have no idea. Imagine Stephen King doing
    a book on dating and you just might get halfway to imagining how bad it was.

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    she was a pathological liar who honestly believed she had a PhD. She also had a little habit of writing bad checks. She forged my signature on a check to buy a car. The FBI got involved. Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superdex
    she was a pathological liar who honestly believed she had a PhD. She also had a little habit of writing bad checks. She forged my signature on a check to buy a car. The FBI got involved. Good times.
    omg!

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    What is your definition of "dated"?

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    Ran into a girl I went to school with in a bar while I was in the process of getting divorced. We hung out that night and went out two or three times after that. Then I found out from a couple of her girlfriends that she was planning out our lives together after we got married. I had to avoid all my normal haunts for a while to avoid her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DXchulo
    Admit it though, you wanted to sleep with that woman.
    Actually, NO.

    She was not the nicest person, skinny as a rail (downright boney). Not my type at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    This gal from Albuquerque contacts me via email once...from my xmas stories site, and invites me to Thanksgiving dinner with her and her family. After a few weeks of correspondence, I accept her invitation...wtf I had just left wife#2 - the drunk. I drive down there and this very cute gal meets me at the door, wearing a sexy, very sheer nightie and proceeds to <MODERATOR REMOVED> Now all you guys out there are thinking 'kewl' right? So was I...till we got dressed and went to her family's for dinner and she started telling them about our wedding plans.
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    I also had a pathalogical liar. Her name was Crazy Mary. In fact her friends call her Crazy Mary. She convinced herself that we were getting married, and for about 6 months after I gave her the boot, I had caterers and tent rental places and wedding gown places calling me and asking me if I was the "groom" and wanting to follow up on her inquiries.

    She even managed to somehow track down my long lost father (whom I hadn't seen since I was 14) without telling me, and invited him to our supposed wedding. I found out about it years later, after my father had died, and without me ever having met him.

    I won't even get into her cash spending problems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superdex
    she was a pathological liar who honestly believed she had a PhD. She also had a little habit of writing bad checks. She forged my signature on a check to buy a car. The FBI got involved. Good times.
    damn dude!

    Quote Originally Posted by cydewaze
    I also had a pathalogical liar. Her name was Crazy Mary. In fact her friends call her Crazy Mary. She convinced herself that we were getting married, and for about 6 months after I gave her the boot, I had caterers and tent rental places and wedding gown places calling me and asking me if I was the "groom" and wanting to follow up on her inquiries.

    She even managed to somehow track down my long lost father (whom I hadn't seen since I was 14) without telling me, and invited him to our supposed wedding. I found out about it years later, after my father had died, and without me ever having met him.

    I won't even get into her cash spending problems.
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