So ah... after leaving the clubs last Sunday night, I see this guy out on the street-corner hitting up every chic that goes buy. I can see from their expressions outright rejection, "nope", "no-way", one of them even slaps him!
I watched him for a little bit and he must've been shot down in flames at least 20-times. I edge a little closer to hear what he's saying... too far away, can't quite make it out... I edge a little closer still... still can't hear. I was already at the corner of the building and couldn't get any closer without being too obvious. So I waited for an opening in the crowd and walk up to him...
me: So ah... how's it going? Notice you're working the betties and are not having much luck...
him: Oh.. it's working, I'll get one yet!
me: You do know that the last one you hit up was a lesbian right?
him: Nawh, really? could've fooled me, I'll take one anyway.
me: What's your technique? Are you using some kind of a line on them?
him: Yeah, it's awesome, I just go up to them and say, "Wanna have sex?"
me: Why are you using THAT? It's obviously not working, I just saw 20 chics turn you down!
him: Sure... but you know what? Sometimes... it WORKS!!!