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    Resident Old Fart Olebiker's Avatar
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    Women are not romantic

    So, I get home yesterday, clean up the kitchen and have dinner on the table when my wife comes home. After 35 years of marriage I am still tickled to death to see her and I give her a big hug, kissing her cheek and neck. Know how she responds?

    "When do think we can have those front windows replaced?"

    Sometimes I feel like Bill Murray in Lost in Translation, only without Scarlett Johansson.
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    I shake my head.

    It takes 2 to be romantic. Its like a sound that nobody hears. If the other person isn't receptive, its not romance.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    They say that eyes are the windows of the soul. Maybe your wife was just confused.
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    HEE HEE, thats kinda funny I think maybe she thought it was a good time to hit you up with the question since you were being romantic??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad
    If the other person isn't receptive, its not romance.
    So I should toss out this cache of horse tranquilizers then,eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker
    "When do think we can have those front windows replaced?"
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    in about 2 seconds when i throw you through them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    So I should toss out this cache of horse tranquilizers then,eh?
    Welllllll, that sorta makes the other person receptive, doesn't it?
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    my GF comes up with some horribly unromantic chores to do as well. she also does this thing where she'll slip a little task in right as we're leaving to go somewhere fun. we always have to empty the dishwasher, take out the trash, or empty the cat litter first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    So I should toss out this cache of horse tranquilizers then,eh?
    "oooh, oooh, I'll take them!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad
    Welllllll, that sorta makes the other person receptive, doesn't it?
    I'm sorry. I thought you said "responsive". Carry on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker
    ...I am still tickled to death to see her and I give her a big hug, kissing her cheek and neck. Know how she responds?

    "When do think we can have those front windows replaced?"

    Sometimes I feel like Bill Murray in Lost in Translation, only without Scarlett Johansson.
    Heh, heh... welcome to marriage!!!

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    bleh.
    i had nothing nice to say
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    Heh, heh... welcome to marriage!!!
    A bunch of us old guys were having lunch with a young fella the other day. The young guy commented on how it must be great being married. "You guys get to have sex any time you want."

    One guy passed a ham on rye through his nose he was laughing so hard.
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    I remember this bit from a comedian, I forgot his name though:

    The sex therapist always say to do someting spontaneous to spice up your love life. So yesterday when I was loading the dishwasher, I dropped my pants and masturbated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker
    A bunch of us old guys were having lunch with a young fella the other day. The young guy commented on how it must be great being married. "You guys get to have sex any time you want."

    One guy passed a ham on rye through his nose he was laughing so hard.
    Turkey on wheat here...ya bastid!
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    Im the same way, make dinner for me and Ill look at you funny and say, what do you want? sex? just say it instead of going through all that trouble!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    Im the same way, make dinner for me and Ill look at you funny and say, what do you want? sex? just say it instead of going through all that trouble!


    Somebody remind me not to fall in love - it makes you stupid
    and if i get married will somebody please put a bullet through my head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy


    Somebody remind me not to fall in love - it makes you stupid
    and if i get married will somebody please put a bullet through my head.
    you might just get your way and die a lonely man.
    but the thruth is you enjoy company more then you like to admit, you're here laughing, everyday, arent you
    yeah , I like you too grumpy

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    Women may not be romantic, true.

    Maybe that's why they love me so much. Perhaps I compensate for their shotcomings, and they appreciate the difference. Opposites do attract, you know.
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    you get what you give...maybe some people are giving the wrong thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shakeNbake
    I remember this bit from a comedian, I forgot his name though:

    The sex therapist always say to do someting spontaneous to spice up your love life. So yesterday when I was loading the dishwasher, I dropped my pants and masturbated.
    TMI, funny though lmao.

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    If a woman is unwilling, draw her a bath with roses.

    If she continues to smite you, drown her in the bathtub, and bury her in the rose garden.

    (For slovid)

    God, I feel icky for penning that bit of poison. Misogony is not my stlye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    Women may not be romantic, true.
    I don't know about that. My girl got me a torque-wrench and helped me install a new turbo on my car last weekend... That almost makes me cry just writing about it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    I don't know about that. My girl got me a torque-wrench and helped me install a new turbo on my car last weekend... That almost makes me cry just writing about it...
    That isn't romance. that's maintainence.

    Romance is a scented letter. A flower. A stroll through the garden. A moonlit kiss. A candlelit dinner. A bottle of wine, and two glasses. An ocean view. Two tickets to Paris. A shopping spree in New York. A theater in London. A wake-up call. A sincere compliment.

    These are cliches, to be certain. But I reserve my spontanious romantic behaviour for the soul of a woman. In that case,I shall reveal nothing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    Im the same way, make dinner for me and Ill look at you funny and say, what do you want? sex? just say it instead of going through all that trouble!
    so you're saying it's better to just walk up to her and say.. "sex plz ty"?

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