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Old 10-06-06, 12:57 PM   #26
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Nah. Either real zombies or real women. There is no in between.
but I would hate too make all the female Foo Rats members of the undead. I mean they could dress up like French maids or Catholic school girls, or Mrs. Bunn, my OOOHHHHH SOOOOOO HOTTTTT and very appropriately named 7th grade art teacher, so why not zombies?
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Old 10-06-06, 12:58 PM   #27
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I like sweaty women.

Well, I guess it depends on what kind of sweaty. If they're sweaty from just standing in line at the fried twinkie stand, then no. If they're sweaty because they've been riding me all night, then yes.
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but I would hate too make all the female Foo Rats members of the undead. I mean they could dress up like French maids or Catholic school girls, or Mrs. Bunn, my OOOHHHHH SOOOOOO HOTTTTT and very appropriately named 7th grade art teacher, so why not zombies?
The only thing they should be wearing is a fine film of baby oil.

Or maybe chocolate sauce.
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Old 10-06-06, 01:00 PM   #29
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I like sweaty women.

Well, I guess it depends on what kind of sweaty. If they're sweaty from just standing in line at the fried twinkie stand, then no. If they're sweaty because they've been riding me all night, then yes.
yes dripping sweat while trying to hold something fried, a vat of soda and a Marlboro is not sexy. Covered in a sheen of perspiration from mutal physical exertion is sexy.
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Old 10-06-06, 01:01 PM   #30
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The only thing they should be wearing is a fine film of baby oil.

Or maybe chocolate sauce.
But not both, baby oil tastes horrible.
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Old 10-06-06, 01:02 PM   #31
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But not both, baby oil tastes horrible.
You're right. Olive oil.
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Old 10-06-06, 01:03 PM   #32
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who would I want to get my groove on with?

Well, the line forms there, and I'll have applications ready to fill out. Thanks.
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Old 10-06-06, 01:09 PM   #33
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I see that there are still real men about, that aren't afraid of women...I was just about to take a short recess from the prudes.

Ah, the tempature is dropping, so I'll be setting off on a ride anyway.

I will say that some women here intruige me more than others. There's nothing like a girl with an adventurous spirit and athletic prowess. Imagine what that's like in other, more intimate situations.

Anything more graphic ceases to be sexy.
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Absolutely. Nothing finer and more rare (at least around here).
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Old 10-06-06, 01:14 PM   #35
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I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

I think I'm turned on from typing that
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who would I want to get my groove on with?

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Old 10-06-06, 01:29 PM   #38
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I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

I think I'm turned on from typing that

1. Don't drink
2. No hair dye
3. Don't wear make up
4. Long nails aren't cool with mtn biking
5. Don't like too short of a skirt
6. Like my legs nekkid
7. Heels are bad for the feet
8. No cleavage problem here
9. Don't smoke

I'm au natural. Guess I turn you off!
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I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

I think I'm turned on from typing that
Yikes that sounds like a Halloween costume.
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1. Don't drink
2. No hair dye
3. Don't wear make up
4. Long nails aren't cool with mtn biking
5. Don't like too short of a skirt
6. Like my legs nekkid
7. Heels are bad for the feet
8. No cleavage problem here
9. Don't smoke

I'm au natural. Guess I turn you off!
Girl you need to get with the program! We need to get you trashified. PM me your address for 1 free copy of trailer park 101 for dummies.
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Old 10-06-06, 01:36 PM   #42
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So who would you get your groove on with here from FOO?? Come on I know you have thought about it.
hummm snowy, are you trying to get me divorced?
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I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

I think I'm turned on from typing that
Yeah, oh wait, you said women, never mind....
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This is for BDG.

So who would you get your groove on with here from FOO?? Come on I know you have thought about it.
ohh I get it now!
you mean it's for me cause i asked everyone to come up with threads!
OK like a crush? if i wasnt married or if this wouldnt get me in trouble to say so kind of thing?
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hummm snowy, are you trying to get me divorced?
Who me?? No way.
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there is actually only one guy that I find different.
I have no idea what he looks like and it doesnt matter.
but I guess you could say I have a crush on his mind
there is only one like him.
safe answer?
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Hmmmmm I wonder who that could be??
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Brunettes are cool girls too. We can be pretty wild I hear!!!!!!
actually all my friends are brunettes and they are wilder then me!
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