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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Nah. Either real zombies or real women. There is no in between.
    but I would hate too make all the female Foo Rats members of the undead. I mean they could dress up like French maids or Catholic school girls, or Mrs. Bunn, my OOOHHHHH SOOOOOO HOTTTTT and very appropriately named 7th grade art teacher, so why not zombies?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I like sweaty women.

    Well, I guess it depends on what kind of sweaty. If they're sweaty from just standing in line at the fried twinkie stand, then no. If they're sweaty because they've been riding me all night, then yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    but I would hate too make all the female Foo Rats members of the undead. I mean they could dress up like French maids or Catholic school girls, or Mrs. Bunn, my OOOHHHHH SOOOOOO HOTTTTT and very appropriately named 7th grade art teacher, so why not zombies?
    The only thing they should be wearing is a fine film of baby oil.

    Or maybe chocolate sauce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    I like sweaty women.

    Well, I guess it depends on what kind of sweaty. If they're sweaty from just standing in line at the fried twinkie stand, then no. If they're sweaty because they've been riding me all night, then yes.
    yes dripping sweat while trying to hold something fried, a vat of soda and a Marlboro is not sexy. Covered in a sheen of perspiration from mutal physical exertion is sexy.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    The only thing they should be wearing is a fine film of baby oil.

    Or maybe chocolate sauce.
    But not both, baby oil tastes horrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    But not both, baby oil tastes horrible.
    You're right. Olive oil.

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    who would I want to get my groove on with?

    Well, the line forms there, and I'll have applications ready to fill out. Thanks.

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    I see that there are still real men about, that aren't afraid of women...I was just about to take a short recess from the prudes.

    Ah, the tempature is dropping, so I'll be setting off on a ride anyway.

    I will say that some women here intruige me more than others. There's nothing like a girl with an adventurous spirit and athletic prowess. Imagine what that's like in other, more intimate situations.

    Anything more graphic ceases to be sexy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper
    There's nothing like a girl with an adventurous spirit and athletic prowess.
    Absolutely. Nothing finer and more rare (at least around here).

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    You are so cool, Serendipper.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

    I think I'm turned on from typing that

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    Quote Originally Posted by superdex
    who would I want to get my groove on with?

    Well, the line forms there, and I'll have applications ready to fill out. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by foulmouthfool
    I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

    I think I'm turned on from typing that

    1. Don't drink
    2. No hair dye
    3. Don't wear make up
    4. Long nails aren't cool with mtn biking
    5. Don't like too short of a skirt
    6. Like my legs nekkid
    7. Heels are bad for the feet
    8. No cleavage problem here
    9. Don't smoke

    I'm au natural. Guess I turn you off!
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    Quote Originally Posted by foulmouthfool
    I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

    I think I'm turned on from typing that
    Yikes that sounds like a Halloween costume.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    1. Don't drink
    2. No hair dye
    3. Don't wear make up
    4. Long nails aren't cool with mtn biking
    5. Don't like too short of a skirt
    6. Like my legs nekkid
    7. Heels are bad for the feet
    8. No cleavage problem here
    9. Don't smoke

    I'm au natural. Guess I turn you off!
    Girl you need to get with the program! We need to get you trashified. PM me your address for 1 free copy of trailer park 101 for dummies.

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    Somethings are better left unsaid...
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    This is for BDG.

    So who would you get your groove on with here from FOO?? Come on I know you have thought about it.
    hummm snowy, are you trying to get me divorced?

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    Quote Originally Posted by foulmouthfool
    I don't know. Do any of the women here frequent hole-in-the-wall bars, have bleached blonde hair with an inch and a half of black roots showing, too bright lipstick, too much pancake makeup, annoyingly long fingernails, wearing a too short skirt, fish net stockings, 6 inch stilletos and showing more cleavage than Dolly Parton in a 3 size too small tank top, with three empty budweiser bottles and 4 empty shot glasses in front of them, puffing on a marlboro 120 so hard their cheeks want to cave in?

    I think I'm turned on from typing that
    Yeah, oh wait, you said women, never mind....
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    This is for BDG.

    So who would you get your groove on with here from FOO?? Come on I know you have thought about it.
    ohh I get it now!
    you mean it's for me cause i asked everyone to come up with threads!
    OK like a crush? if i wasnt married or if this wouldnt get me in trouble to say so kind of thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad
    Somethings are better left unsaid...

    Awww, come on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    hummm snowy, are you trying to get me divorced?
    Who me?? No way.
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    Honestly? My answer is **********. There are you happy? Please don't spread it around.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    there is actually only one guy that I find different.
    I have no idea what he looks like and it doesnt matter.
    but I guess you could say I have a crush on his mind
    there is only one like him.
    safe answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad
    Honestly? My answer is **********. There are you happy? Please don't spread it around.
    Hmmmmm I wonder who that could be??
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    Brunettes are cool girls too. We can be pretty wild I hear!!!!!!
    actually all my friends are brunettes and they are wilder then me!

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