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    Mr. Maximan1 maximan1's Avatar
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    Anagrams!!!

    Mother-in-law - woman hitler
    Elvis Presley - Presley lives
    Desperation - a rope ends it
    Eleven plus two - twelve plus one
    Funeral - real fun
    Information superhighway - a rough wimper of insanity
    California - African oil
    Vanilla Pepsi - nipple saliva
    Austin Powers - power us satin
    John Kerry - horny jerk
    Osama Bin Laden - an Islam bad one, anal media slob, a damn alien S.O.B.
    Justin Timberlake - im a jerk, but listen
    The Simpsons - mens hot piss
    Punishment - nine thumps
    Porn is good - dong is poor
    Halloween - awe hell no!
    Cats meow - cows mate
    Prostitute - tourist pet
    Spiro Agnew - grow a penis
    Enduring - nude grin
    Pi r squared (the formula for finding the area of a circle) - squid raper
    Detroit Redwings - wetting disorder
    You can try and prove that these are not anagrams, but they are, so dont waste your time trying to!

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    *creates a programt that disproves that they are anagrams
    Some of those are damn funny.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    I googled one up...I think this is the same as the one from a joke I was emailed (probably years ago). A few overlap.



    Dormitory == Dirty Room

    Evangelist == Evil's Agent

    Desperation == A Rope Ends It

    The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

    Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

    Animosity == Is No Amity

    Mother-in-law == Woman Hitler

    Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

    Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

    Semolina == Is No Meal

    The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

    A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

    The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

    Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

    Contradiction == Accord not in it


    This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

    To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. ==
    In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.


    Politicians:
    George Herbert Walker Bush == Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

    George Bush == He bugs Gore

    Ronald Wilson Reagan == A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)

    Ronald Reagan == A darn long era

    Leroy Newton Gingrich == Yon Right-winger Clone

    Margaret Thatcher == That great charmer

    The Conservative Party == Teacher in vast poverty


    And the grand finale:

    "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."-Neil A. Armstrong.
    == A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Hahahaha
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    funny lol.

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    What about anagrams of your names? One that works for mine is "Aberrant Wild Hag". Throw in my middle name and you get "Hard Bilateral Whipping"

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    back in uni the "computer science" faculty had its name up against the window facing outwards, with each letter printed on a separate A4 sheet.

    we soon fixed it to "rectum spice cone"
    That's a lie.

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    Armistead Maupin did not realize that his character Anna Madrigal was an anagram for "a man and a girl" in his serial story Tales of the City until a reader wrote to inform him. In a subsequent story, Anna Madrigal reveals that she is a transsexual.
    Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek, but a means by which we arrive at that goal.

    -Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    Decode the following anagrams of NFL teams:

    Nice Shaky Fascist
    Now Gay Stinker
    Fatal Snot Canal
    Gosh! Rancid Grease!
    Plain Sadistic Loon
    Slow and Penetrating
    Iím not familiar precisely with exactly what I said, but I stand by what I said whatever it was.

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