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Old 10-08-06, 11:31 AM   #1
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Anagrams!!!

Mother-in-law - woman hitler
Elvis Presley - Presley lives
Desperation - a rope ends it
Eleven plus two - twelve plus one
Funeral - real fun
Information superhighway - a rough wimper of insanity
California - African oil
Vanilla Pepsi - nipple saliva
Austin Powers - power us satin
John Kerry - horny jerk
Osama Bin Laden - an Islam bad one, anal media slob, a damn alien S.O.B.
Justin Timberlake - im a jerk, but listen
The Simpsons - mens hot piss
Punishment - nine thumps
Porn is good - dong is poor
Halloween - awe hell no!
Cats meow - cows mate
Prostitute - tourist pet
Spiro Agnew - grow a penis
Enduring - nude grin
Pi r squared (the formula for finding the area of a circle) - squid raper
Detroit Redwings - wetting disorder
You can try and prove that these are not anagrams, but they are, so dont waste your time trying to!
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Old 10-08-06, 11:35 AM   #2
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*creates a programt that disproves that they are anagrams
Some of those are damn funny.
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Old 10-08-06, 11:39 AM   #3
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I googled one up...I think this is the same as the one from a joke I was emailed (probably years ago). A few overlap.



Dormitory == Dirty Room

Evangelist == Evil's Agent

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Mother-in-law == Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Semolina == Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not in it


This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. ==
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.


Politicians:
George Herbert Walker Bush == Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

George Bush == He bugs Gore

Ronald Wilson Reagan == A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)

Ronald Reagan == A darn long era

Leroy Newton Gingrich == Yon Right-winger Clone

Margaret Thatcher == That great charmer

The Conservative Party == Teacher in vast poverty


And the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."-Neil A. Armstrong.
== A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
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Old 10-08-06, 11:41 AM   #4
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Hahahaha
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Old 10-08-06, 11:46 AM   #5
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funny lol.
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Old 10-08-06, 05:37 PM   #6
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What about anagrams of your names? One that works for mine is "Aberrant Wild Hag". Throw in my middle name and you get "Hard Bilateral Whipping"
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Old 10-08-06, 06:33 PM   #7
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back in uni the "computer science" faculty had its name up against the window facing outwards, with each letter printed on a separate A4 sheet.

we soon fixed it to "rectum spice cone"
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Old 10-08-06, 07:04 PM   #8
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Armistead Maupin did not realize that his character Anna Madrigal was an anagram for "a man and a girl" in his serial story Tales of the City until a reader wrote to inform him. In a subsequent story, Anna Madrigal reveals that she is a transsexual.
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Old 10-09-06, 12:26 AM   #9
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Decode the following anagrams of NFL teams:

Nice Shaky Fascist
Now Gay Stinker
Fatal Snot Canal
Gosh! Rancid Grease!
Plain Sadistic Loon
Slow and Penetrating
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