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Old 10-09-06, 10:59 AM   #1
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The "butt" of a joke

A bunch of us were sitting around the lunch table a little while ago when one of the IT guys spoke up, "Oh yeah, Dick, I've been meaning to mention something to you. I saw you riding the other day in those lycra shorts. You might ought to put a warning sign on the seat that says 'Caution: Contents Under Pressure.'
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Old 10-09-06, 11:04 AM   #2
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lol
OOOOOOH BURN!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!


don't feel bad. I'm usally the butt of jokes .
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Old 10-09-06, 11:04 AM   #3
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I just would have called him an ass looker and kept on eating
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Dick, you aren't in rehab somewheres are you?
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Here's a reply:
Well, I released some of that pressure on your wife last night.

Suck it, Trebek!
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Don't worry I'm the butt of someone's jokes on another forum and there pretty tasteless jokes.

Their just jealous that your riding your bike to work.
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Old 10-09-06, 11:38 AM   #7
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A nice little reply like, Is that why you are always sniffing my seat?, would have turned the tables.
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Old 10-09-06, 11:39 AM   #8
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I think he was just jealous of your HUGE package!


(er somethin.)
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Don't worry I'm the butt of someone's jokes on another forum and there pretty tasteless jokes.

Their just jealous that your riding your bike to work.

Oh which forums?!?!?
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Just another cycling forum. There is a person there that hates me pretty bad. So bad that he told everyone that he wants me to DIE OF AIDS. He always has to throw his little punches at the end of his post.
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I love being the butt of the joke....because I am soooo unbothered by it, nearly always annoys the person trying to throw the insult.
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Just another cycling forum. There is a person there that hates me pretty bad. So bad that he told everyone that he wants me to DIE OF AIDS. He always has to throw his little punches at the end of his post.
Well that sucks!!! Sounds like a ****** bag.
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Old 10-09-06, 11:47 AM   #13
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I usually grin and say" That's pretty good, never heard that before! I'm so glad you are a connoisseur or other mens butts!"
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Old 10-09-06, 11:48 AM   #14
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My ole happens to love your butt, Olebiker!
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Well that sucks!!! Sounds like a ****** bag.
More like an
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Well that sucks!!! Sounds like a ****** bag.

No worries. I think he makes himself look stupid. Especially cause it means he still thinks about me and is engaged to be MARRIED.
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No worries. I think he makes himself look stupid. Especially cause it means he still thinks about me and is engaged to be MARRIED.




totally a ****** bag.
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Especially cause it means he still thinks about me and is engaged to be MARRIED.
That describes about 1/3 of the guys in BF...the other 3rd being already married, the final third being single...we ALL think about you Snowy...you little mountain siren you!
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A bunch of us were sitting around the lunch table a little while ago when one of the IT guys spoke up, "Oh yeah, Dick, I've been meaning to mention something to you. I saw you riding the other day in those lycra shorts. You might ought to put a warning sign on the seat that says 'Caution: Contents Under Pressure.'
So how many other guy's butts does he check out? You gotta watch them IT weenies...strange bunch...I know, I is one!

Just sing him a song...

You like me, you love me, your checking out my package, you want to marrrrry me!
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That describes about 1/3 of the guys in BF...the other 3rd being already married, the final third being single...we ALL think about you Snowy...you little mountain siren you!
Awww your too kind too kind.
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I just would have called him an ass looker and kept on eating
We all agreed that it was a darned funny line.
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Just another cycling forum. There is a person there that hates me pretty bad. So bad that he told everyone that he wants me to DIE OF AIDS. He always has to throw his little punches at the end of his post.
You want us to get on that other forum and rip that guy a new *******?
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My ole happens to love your butt, Olebiker!

Tell her I'll pick her up for the early bird special at the Golden Corral before we go to bingo.
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You want us to get on that other forum and rip that guy a new *******?
No but thanks for the support. Thats why I hang out here.
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