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    Resident Old Fart Olebiker's Avatar
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    The "butt" of a joke

    A bunch of us were sitting around the lunch table a little while ago when one of the IT guys spoke up, "Oh yeah, Dick, I've been meaning to mention something to you. I saw you riding the other day in those lycra shorts. You might ought to put a warning sign on the seat that says 'Caution: Contents Under Pressure.'
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    That darn Yankee TexasGuy's Avatar
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    lol
    OOOOOOH BURN!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!


    don't feel bad. I'm usally the butt of jokes .
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    I just would have called him an ass looker and kept on eating
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    Dick, you aren't in rehab somewheres are you?

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    Here's a reply:
    Well, I released some of that pressure on your wife last night.

    Suck it, Trebek!

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    Don't worry I'm the butt of someone's jokes on another forum and there pretty tasteless jokes.

    Their just jealous that your riding your bike to work.
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    A nice little reply like, Is that why you are always sniffing my seat?, would have turned the tables.
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    I think he was just jealous of your HUGE package!


    (er somethin.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    Don't worry I'm the butt of someone's jokes on another forum and there pretty tasteless jokes.

    Their just jealous that your riding your bike to work.

    Oh which forums?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrickMcCabe
    Oh which forums?!?!?
    Just another cycling forum. There is a person there that hates me pretty bad. So bad that he told everyone that he wants me to DIE OF AIDS. He always has to throw his little punches at the end of his post.
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    I love being the butt of the joke....because I am soooo unbothered by it, nearly always annoys the person trying to throw the insult.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    Just another cycling forum. There is a person there that hates me pretty bad. So bad that he told everyone that he wants me to DIE OF AIDS. He always has to throw his little punches at the end of his post.
    Well that sucks!!! Sounds like a ****** bag.

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    I usually grin and say" That's pretty good, never heard that before! I'm so glad you are a connoisseur or other mens butts!"
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    My ole happens to love your butt, Olebiker!
    So many men....so little time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrickMcCabe
    Well that sucks!!! Sounds like a ****** bag.
    More like an
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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrickMcCabe
    Well that sucks!!! Sounds like a ****** bag.

    No worries. I think he makes himself look stupid. Especially cause it means he still thinks about me and is engaged to be MARRIED.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    No worries. I think he makes himself look stupid. Especially cause it means he still thinks about me and is engaged to be MARRIED.




    totally a ****** bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrickMcCabe



    totally a ****** bag.
    YEP!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    Especially cause it means he still thinks about me and is engaged to be MARRIED.
    That describes about 1/3 of the guys in BF...the other 3rd being already married, the final third being single...we ALL think about you Snowy...you little mountain siren you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olebiker
    A bunch of us were sitting around the lunch table a little while ago when one of the IT guys spoke up, "Oh yeah, Dick, I've been meaning to mention something to you. I saw you riding the other day in those lycra shorts. You might ought to put a warning sign on the seat that says 'Caution: Contents Under Pressure.'
    So how many other guy's butts does he check out? You gotta watch them IT weenies...strange bunch...I know, I is one!

    Just sing him a song...

    You like me, you love me, your checking out my package, you want to marrrrry me!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    That describes about 1/3 of the guys in BF...the other 3rd being already married, the final third being single...we ALL think about you Snowy...you little mountain siren you!
    Awww your too kind too kind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    I just would have called him an ass looker and kept on eating
    We all agreed that it was a darned funny line.
    Wag more, bark less

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowy
    Just another cycling forum. There is a person there that hates me pretty bad. So bad that he told everyone that he wants me to DIE OF AIDS. He always has to throw his little punches at the end of his post.
    You want us to get on that other forum and rip that guy a new *******?
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    Quote Originally Posted by A.troll
    My ole happens to love your butt, Olebiker!

    Tell her I'll pick her up for the early bird special at the Golden Corral before we go to bingo.
    Wag more, bark less

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    Quote Originally Posted by jyossarian
    You want us to get on that other forum and rip that guy a new *******?
    No but thanks for the support. Thats why I hang out here.
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