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    Things you think are sexy, but AREN'T!!

    This may be a fun topic....

    Let's all come clean. There are things that many of us do that is common to our gender that we think the opposite sex like (I leave out gay couples as with the same gender you kinda know what YOU like so this question applies very little). However, many times we are DEAD WRONG....they don't like them at all.

    So....what things do you see common in the opposite sex that you know they do to appear attractive, but actually do nothing for you (or even annoy you)?


    Mine:

    Enough with the little kiddy talking voice ladies......it's stupid, we hate it. When you try to "tawk wike a wittle guwl"....YOU SOUND LIKE A MORON!!!


    Who's next?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    lots of makeup

    perfume

    clothes

    helplessness

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Totally agreed with the makeup thing....I prefer a woman with NO makeup at all. I hate the stuff.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Dyed hair, fake nails, etc.
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    The hole.

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    BTW all....it would be helpful (since we don't always know the other's gender) to say which gender you are referring too (men or women).
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    On women:
    Facial piercings. Nostrils and tongue - yuck. Eyebrows or lip - super yuck.

    Lower back tattoos - aka "tramp stamp"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
    On women:
    Facial piercings. Nostrils and tongue - yuck. Eyebrows or lip - super yuck.

    Lower back tattoos - aka "tramp stamp"
    tell us how you really feel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dauphin
    tell us how you really feel...
    I really should be more sensitive about this, especially because so many young women have facial piercings and lower back tats.

    Oh, a couple more:
    Overly large fake boobs, especially on small women.

    Anything that says "Von Dutch"

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    I like all women regardless of there idiosyncrasies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfmckenna
    I like all women regardless of there idiosyncrasies.
    Who said anything about not liking them?


    Come on women....let's hear from you too.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I hate how women look when they get cologen lip injections. They look like they get punched in the mouth and have a swolen lip. I have no idea why girls do this.

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    women can be extremely cutting...so be prepared for the onslaught

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    Midrif tops and lo-rise jeans. Face jewelery.

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    women spend too much time on makeup and such, not realizing they are more beautiful as themselves than as some made up cupie doll. There is a time and place for makeup, every waking moment is not one of them.

    I hate perfume too, in anything other than small, subtle doses.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    That permanant 10 o'clock shadow on the face thing thing. When I kiss a guy I don't want carpet burn

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    women spend too much time on makeup and such, not realizing they are more beautiful as themselves than as some made up cupie doll. There is a time and place for makeup, every waking moment is not one of them.

    I hate perfume too, in anything other than small, subtle doses.
    +1 on the perfume

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    Fake tans. I'm in college, and all the girls are orange. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    When I was in college they had real tans...course they all look like luggage now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    women spend too much time on makeup and such, not realizing they are more beautiful as themselves than as some made up cupie doll.
    Exactly!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    That permanant 10 o'clock shadow on the face thing thing. When I kiss a guy I don't want carpet burn
    You never wanna kiss me then....shucky darn, I bet you are totally devastated now.
    I don't do it to be sexy (at my age, with my natural uhhh looks, sexy isn't one of my priorities), I hate to shave and even when I do, by 5 oclock it looks like I didn't.
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    My number #1 pet-peeve? TOO MUCH PERFUME!!! Especially the bad stuff. We don't live in 13th-century Europe anymore where people don't take showers, but rather bathe in perfume. yuck!

    Then a distant #2 would be the make-up. There's good make-up and bad make-up jobs. A lot of girls don't know how to do a good job. I hire a pro to do my make-up for photoshoots and it comes out a thousand times better than the average chic's.

    Other than that, nothing else really bugs me or turns me off as far as "sexy" traits go...

    Oh weight, #3 are heavy-set chics who wear low-rise jeans and bare their guts and love-handles for all to see... Maybe 5-10% at most of women out there can pull off wearing Britney's clothes. And if you're pushing maximum density and mass, I don't want to see it spilling and oozing over your belt!

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    -men on cell phones at the gym (please, shut up and work out so I can surreptitiously ogle your sweaty, rock-hard a*s already)
    -white socks pulled all the way up your calves (it doesn't make your legs look masculine, guys, it just makes them look thinner and daintier)
    -smoking - including cigars unless someone just got married or had a baby (no pushback in this forum on that, I'm sure)
    -slurping and sucking a woman's face (I love lots of tongue, really I do, but try to keep it out of my nostrils...and earlobes for that matter unless you're going to nibble a little. And, no, spit that drips on my chest is NOT a turn on!)
    -visible hickies (see point above - plus: why exactly would I want the world to know that I just did you like a carnival ride?)
    -too many teeth bleachings (drink some coffee and wine without the straw, okay?...live a little )
    -pinching nipples in a "death grip" (gentle boys, and if you nibble, don't bite the tips off.)
    -too much cologne. (You think women stink with too much perfume? I got news for you...)
    -attitude with servers, clerks, etc. (you treat them like that, you'll treat me like that, eventually...)

    That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure my fellow female riders will come up with more.

    Now, what you should start is a thread on what is sexy...or does this already exist in Foo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
    Fake tans. I'm in college, and all the girls are orange. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
    Or do you mean DYE DYE DYE DYE DYE ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1
    -men on cell phones at the gym (please, shut up and work out so I can surreptitiously ogle your sweaty, rock-hard a*s already)
    -white socks pulled all the way up your calves (it doesn't make your legs look masculine, guys, it just makes them look thinner and daintier)
    -smoking - including cigars unless someone just got married or had a baby (no pushback in this forum on that, I'm sure)
    -slurping and sucking a woman's face (I love lots of tongue, really I do, but try to keep it out of my nostrils...and earlobes for that matter unless you're going to nibble a little. And, no, spit that drips on my chest is NOT a turn on!)
    -visible hickies (see point above - plus: why exactly would I want the world to know that I did you like a carnival ride?)
    -too many teeth bleachings (drink some coffee and wine without the straw, okay?...live a little )
    -pinching nipples in a "death grip" (gentle boys, and if you nibble, don't bite the tips off.)
    -too much cologne. (You think women stink with too much perfume? I got news for you...)
    -attitude with servers, clerks, etc. (you treat them like that, you'll treat me like that, eventually...)

    That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure my fellow female riders will come up with more.

    Now, what you should start is a thread on what is sexy...or does this already exist in Foo?
    Now here is a lady that knows what she likes!

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