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Old 10-12-06, 11:05 AM   #1
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Favorite Bushism.

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —President George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
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Old 10-12-06, 11:25 AM   #2
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice...er...uh....stammering......
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There are soooo many of them, but this one seems to fit:

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."—Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
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Old 10-12-06, 11:59 AM   #6
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"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."

--George W. Bush, Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005
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"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."

--George W. Bush, Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005
That's not really funny, or ironic.

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
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Old 10-12-06, 12:12 PM   #8
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The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

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Old 10-12-06, 02:03 PM   #11
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BUSH: Yes, great question. Thanks. I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) Internets that we're going to have a draft. We're not going to have a draft, period. The all-volunteer Army works...
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Old 10-12-06, 02:04 PM   #12
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Great thread!
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Old 10-12-06, 02:09 PM   #13
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it's just too easy...

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"—Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
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President Bush: Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: I can take them off.
Bush: I'm interested in the shade look, seriously.
Wallsten: All right, I'll keep it, then.
Bush: For the viewers, there's no sun.
Wallsten: I guess it depends on your perspective.
Bush: Touché.

—Exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized, Washington, D.C., June 14,
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Old 10-12-06, 06:36 PM   #16
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He had another great one yesterday, but i can't find it online. He was talking about the number of Iraqi's killed. He completely butchered something but i can't recall it. Any one see that interview?
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Old 10-12-06, 06:39 PM   #17
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He had another great one yesterday, but i can't find it online. He was talking about the number of Iraqi's killed. He completely butchered something but i can't recall it. Any one see that interview?
I'm sure they'll catch it on The Daily Show or Colbert Report.
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Old 10-12-06, 08:01 PM   #18
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Old 10-12-06, 09:04 PM   #19
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My favorites are any in which he claims that he no longer drinks.



Look at his face, he is drunk.
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Old 10-12-06, 09:07 PM   #20
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Portis, is this what you were looking for?

"One has a stronger hand when there's more people playing your same cards."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 11, 2006

When Dubyah stole the election, I was worried he would screw up the environment .I can't believe my shortsightedness .

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Old 10-12-06, 09:26 PM   #21
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Ya'll seem to like jokes, you would enjoy this show You can go and see her paid Bush impersonator and her planted heckler, put there so she can act tough and drop f bombs.
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Old 10-12-06, 10:09 PM   #22
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I believe his famous...

"uhhhh....ummmmm...uhhhhhh....ya" is probably the most telling of his ism's.
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Old 10-12-06, 10:38 PM   #23
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there was one press release about a month ago - "bin laden and al queda want to draw a distinction between islam and infidel-ity"
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Old 10-12-06, 11:40 PM   #24
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"There ought to be limits to freedom"

Said about my friend zach's website, whose forum I used to admin on.
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Old 10-13-06, 06:35 AM   #25
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"There ought to be limits to freedom"
[Edited to keep from being moved to the cesspool called P&R] - Yeah - his.

"I think—tide turning—see, as I remember—I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of—it's easy to see a tide turn—did I say those words?"—Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006
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