My wife took my five year old shopping yesterday. One of the items on the list was a halloween costume for him. He found one, which leads to the title of this post. Wade will be trick or treating this year as Nascar driver Jeff Gordon!!! I wonder how many people will see the outfit and drop a beer or cigarettes in his bag? So, if your son dresses as a Nascar driver for halloween, or any other occasion, does that make you white trash?