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Old 10-16-06, 11:33 AM   #1
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Old 10-16-06, 12:01 PM   #2
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wish they showed those techniques when the grocery bags needs attention.
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Old 10-16-06, 12:02 PM   #3
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Old 10-16-06, 12:03 PM   #4
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You know you want to be carried by a man with rippling muscles. Don't deny it.
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Old 10-16-06, 12:21 PM   #5
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Of course she would, but BDG would let you carry her too!
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Old 10-16-06, 12:27 PM   #6
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I'd like to see this couple enter the competition, I'll even front their entry fees... (of course I retain all TV rights...)


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The rules did say the woman can carry the man.
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Old 10-16-06, 01:21 PM   #8
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Oh, now what fun would that be? None at all!!! I want to see that little scrawny guy try to lift his wife and having her snap his little bird-legs like cinnamon sticks!!!

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Old 10-16-06, 01:24 PM   #9
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Old 10-16-06, 03:30 PM   #10
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Of course she would, but BDG would let you carry her too!
Oh be quiet old timahh, I'll beat you in an arm wrastle.
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I'd like to see this couple enter the competition, I'll even front their entry fees... (of course I retain all TV rights...)


He looks pretty smart, i'm betting he'll devise a way to haul her around. BTW, what ever happened to the wife TOSSING competition. I tell ya, this women's rights movement is screwing everything up!
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Old 10-16-06, 06:52 PM   #13
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Old 10-16-06, 06:58 PM   #14
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How's she gonna keep from spillin' the groceries if i got her upside down like that?
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Old 10-16-06, 07:07 PM   #15
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Damnit Danno...the worst part is that they are probably going to spit out like 8 critters...each one more magnificent than the last
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Old 10-16-06, 07:08 PM   #16
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Damnit Danno...the worst part is that they are probably going to spit out like 8 critters...each one more magnificent than the last
Just like your dear old mum and dad!
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