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    Wher'd u Get That Jacket? flythebike's Avatar
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    wish they showed those techniques when the grocery bags needs attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    wish they showed those techniques when the grocery bags needs attention.
    You know you want to be carried by a man with rippling muscles. Don't deny it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    You know you want to be carried by a man with rippling muscles. Don't deny it.
    Of course she would, but BDG would let you carry her too!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    I'd like to see this couple enter the competition, I'll even front their entry fees... (of course I retain all TV rights...)



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    The rules did say the woman can carry the man.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    The rules did say the woman can carry the man.
    Oh, now what fun would that be? None at all!!! I want to see that little scrawny guy try to lift his wife and having her snap his little bird-legs like cinnamon sticks!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Of course she would, but BDG would let you carry her too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    Of course she would, but BDG would let you carry her too!
    Oh be quiet old timahh, I'll beat you in an arm wrastle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard
    Oh be quiet old timahh, I'll beat you in an arm wrastle.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    I'd like to see this couple enter the competition, I'll even front their entry fees... (of course I retain all TV rights...)


    He looks pretty smart, i'm betting he'll devise a way to haul her around. BTW, what ever happened to the wife TOSSING competition. I tell ya, this women's rights movement is screwing everything up!

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    wish they showed those techniques when the grocery bags needs attention.
    How's she gonna keep from spillin' the groceries if i got her upside down like that?

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    Damnit Danno...the worst part is that they are probably going to spit out like 8 critters...each one more magnificent than the last

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snuffleupagus
    Damnit Danno...the worst part is that they are probably going to spit out like 8 critters...each one more magnificent than the last
    Just like your dear old mum and dad!
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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