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Originally Posted by Mrs. Stormcrowe
I got out of bed this morning and I forgot .............
...the thing I was supposed to remember. I got this string tied on my finger, so I know I was supposed to remember something, but I forgot. What if it was something important? What if I had to do something to prevent a global war, or the assasination of a supermodel? Man that would be too cool to save some supermodel from some evil plot. She'd surely give me gratitude sex, maybe even grow fond of me and make me her man-slave, her pool boy even! "Oh pool boy, can you take a minute from saving the world and come rub lotion all over my hot, sweaty body?" Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. But I forgot. I don't even know who the supermodel is. I guess I could call all of them, but I already have so many restraining orders, and the judge said something about castration if I ever appear in his courtroom again. Be hard to be a peckerless pool boy now, wouldn't it. Focus Chip, we gotta think clearly. Who was the supermodel? Was it a supermodel at all? Maybe I was supposed to save a supermodel's cat, or pet ferret? Man, I could use some coffee to clear my head, but I forgot to pick some up at the store last night. I should remind myself to do that, but not until I figure out why I tied this string to my finger, DAMN YOU MRS. STORMCROWE!!!
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
Last edited by chipcom; 10-17-06 at 09:59 PM.