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    Unanswered questions...

    This question was not answered in the movie, "Stand By Me"...OK, so Mickie IS a mouse, Donald IS a duck, Pluto IS a dog...WTF is Goofy??

    ...and we never did determine what Gonzo on the Muppet show is.

    Inquiring minds want to know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad
    This question was not answered in the movie, "Stand By Me"...OK, so Mickie IS a mouse, Donald IS a duck, Pluto IS a dog...WTF is Goofy??

    ...and we never did determine what Gonzo on the Muppet show is.

    Inquiring minds want to know.
    he's a dog... remember those big ears?

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    portis, didnt see your post! yeah that explains it all!

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    Heres another unanswered question. What exactly happened to Fox Moulder's younger sister?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    Heres another unanswered question. What exactly happened to Fox Moulder's younger sister?
    Mirona prolly ate her!
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    If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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    If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
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    Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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    If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
    Always.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    Goofy is a dog.

    I'd be perfectly willing to accept that answer if it weren't for one fly in the ointment, namely Pluto. Pluto is clearly a dog. However, unlike Goofy, Pluto doesn't wear clothes, hats, or anything else but a collar. He also doesn't speak, just barks and whines. He also walks on all fours. Contrast all this stuff to Goofy, who, as your illustration shows, also participates in fishing, etc., and even drives a car from time to time.

    So what gives? How come one dog acts so human, and the other dog just acts like a dog? Answer: one of them's not a dog.

    Personally, I subscribe to the Robin Williams theory that Goofy is every man in the world while having an orgasm.
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    We should bump this thread, seeing as there are literally thousands of goofy threads already.

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    ...what about Gonzo?
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    If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

    Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

    Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

    If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

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    Gonzo is an Alien, refer to Muppets from Space....
    Last edited by PatrickMcCabe; 10-27-06 at 10:22 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebottle1
    I'd be perfectly willing to accept that answer if it weren't for one fly in the ointment, namely Pluto. Pluto is clearly a dog. However, unlike Goofy, Pluto doesn't wear clothes, hats, or anything else but a collar. He also doesn't speak, just barks and whines. He also walks on all fours. Contrast all this stuff to Goofy, who, as your illustration shows, also participates in fishing, etc., and even drives a car from time to time.

    So what gives? How come one dog acts so human, and the other dog just acts like a dog? Answer: one of them's not a dog.

    Personally, I subscribe to the Robin Williams theory that Goofy is every man in the world while having an orgasm.
    Mickey, Minnie et. al wear clothes, display human behavior, yet you do not dispute that they are mice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander
    If a man says something in the woods and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
    that's not even a question anymore but a fact!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl
    ( you created a monter! muahahahaha)
    Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

    According to Blackstone, who pretty much wrote all the original English law in this area and whose ideas were then transferred to the colonies, yes. The concept is known as the "Blackstonian wedge." Incidentally, the ownership would also extend skyward from the ground. (There was no air travel in Blackstone's time, so he never really saw the problems that could arise from this.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr
    Mickey, Minnie et. al wear clothes, display human behavior, yet you do not dispute that they are mice.
    True, but there's no "other" mouse that doesn't do these things. As I said before, in defining Goofy, one must deal with the Pluto conundrum. No such problems arise with Mickey and Minnie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebottle1
    According to Blackstone, who pretty much wrote all the original English law in this area and whose ideas were then transferred to the colonies, yes. The concept is known as the "Blackstonian wedge." Incidentally, the ownership would also extend skyward from the ground. (There was no air travel in Blackstone's time, so he never really saw the problems that could arise from this.)
    I never knew blackstone, but i agree with him. Anything that flies over my yard is fair game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis
    If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
    I hate to take a humorous thread and get serious but when you own land there's a good chance that someone else owns the mineral rights under that land. They can dig, drill or otherwise get to the resources as long as they don't disturb the surface land owned by you.

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    Hey! What are you talking about? This IS a serious thread!! These questions have been keeping me up at night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis

    If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
    If the doctor is dead, why work on him at all?
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